Ns Equivalent Of Red Vs Blue
aonomus
Dedicated NS Mastermind (no need for school) Join Date: 2003-11-26 Member: 23605Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Ideas, suggestions?</div> Yes, I was thinking, of all the antics we have in NS, it'd be pure comedy gold to turn it into a series. Fun things like xenocides, armory humpers, commander-pub relationships, fun with doors, chamber spams, turret farms, mine antics, and such.
I think I may turn this into a series... you think it'd be a good idea?
I think I may turn this into a series... you think it'd be a good idea?
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<i>Two skulks above a door waiting for a kill. A Rine enters...
Skulk 1: "You go."
Skulk 2: "no im scared"
Onos comes and eats him
Skulk 1 & 2: "Dang"</i>
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This is gonna be fun.
as a lerk though.... or a gorge
Commander: NSPlayer, stop humping the armory and move to your waypoint!
NSPlayer Stares at waypoint and then continues humping
Commander drops an armory on NSPlayer
Commander: HUMP THIS!
Gorge: RAR!!!!
Marine: OMG TEH FOCUS HAX!!
*Gorge builds an OC*
hive: This is the new spike firing advanced autonomous offensive chamber, I like to call it an OC.
skulk: why OC, mom?
hive: because OC's easier to say than spike firing advanced autonomous offensive chamber, and it looks like one.
skulk: I think it looks like a porcupine
hive: what in the slimy bacterium is a porcupine
skulk: well its some low evolution of the humans
and on it goes...
and then the gorge gets slaughtered some how...
Or....
Hive: Guys... there are some marines coming... PROTECT ME
Marine 1: Hey guys i found the hive
*Spike flys past*
Marine 2: What the hell was that...
Marine 1: looked like a spike firing advanced autonomous offensive chamber
Marine 2: you mean a sorta porcupine?
Marine 1: There you go
hehehehe
took that sorta thing from Bed Vs. Blue when they get the new warthog and the guy says it looks like a big cat of some kind... a puma?... there you go <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Guys: We need a comm!
A: I will go!
*A goes into comm console, unaware of Skulk hiding inside*
*Comm console close*
*screams echo from the comm console*
Wait......that's more terrifying than funny!
Holy crap man those were the funniest in game movies ever!!
TIMMMY!!!! TIMMMY!!! TIMMMY!!! TIMMMY!!!!
~Jason
ahh yes
Good ole red vs blue
I could definitely see this happening
Marine1: Hey...Why are we here?
Marine2: I dunno, that's one of lifes greatest questions isn't it? Why ARE we here?Did God place us here for some strange unknown answer...some type of joke?
Marine1: No man, why are we here? In this research center that has no functioning doors to lead us to the outside world and vents that just loop around...
Marine2: Oh...uh, I dunno
Marine1: You wanna talk about it?
Marine2: No...
Marine1: You sure?
Marine2: Yep...
Definately have some conversations about cloaking e.g. Look theres a skulk there etc:) and scent of fear. Bitching about focus <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> and devour.
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