Alien recipes.
<div class="IPBDescription">Mmm-mmm good.</div>Crispy Fried Bob Tenders:
Ingredients:
1 large swarm of bob
1 Flame Thrower w/ammunition
Instructions:
*Caution: Keep Flame Thrower away from eyes. Serious injury may result.*
Wait til large swarm of Bob is close as safely possible, then carefully and calmly spray 1 large swarm of bob with your favorite flame thrower, on high, for one minute, or until done. Wait 'til cooled. Serves Six.
Ingredients:
1 large swarm of bob
1 Flame Thrower w/ammunition
Instructions:
*Caution: Keep Flame Thrower away from eyes. Serious injury may result.*
Wait til large swarm of Bob is close as safely possible, then carefully and calmly spray 1 large swarm of bob with your favorite flame thrower, on high, for one minute, or until done. Wait 'til cooled. Serves Six.
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I'd say mix some bob meat and marshmallows. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
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Ingredients:
6 lbs. chopped Blinker legs
A pinch of siege cannon
2 quarts "Frank's Hot Sauce"
1.Broil w/ flame thrower.
2.Let sit for 10 minutes, then serve.
Serves a full squad
2 Standard issue Grenades
One Big Momma
Mix Big Momma and 2 Standard Issue Grenades for approx. 5 minutes (depending on trigger time) until chunky. Heat and Serve.
Servers a whole Batallion.
1 Copy of SvenCo-op
3 Baby Gargs
1 King Headcrab
2 Heavy Grunts
Stuff it all in the oven.
Serves one bob.
Bah
/me asks himself why he's posting here in the first place
1.Hunt down a big momma
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*Caution avoid contact with skin. Can cause blindness, paralysis or death*
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5.add 19 eggs and some skinned potatoes, mix into pot well
6.pour into pan and cook in preheated oven for 1 hour
Serve with a side of head crab legs and bull squid sauce
<span style='color:red'>Steps two, three, and four removed due to unnecessary slightly 'offensive' content (We've got kids reading this board).</span>
god damn man, i cant post any thing. way too many little kids on these forums, forget it. just ban me, if i cant use medical terms like "testicle" on these forums then ill just post somewhere else, i dont change what i say to fit a buncha 10, no 9, no sorry my 5 year old cousin is allowed to say testicle. oh but i forgot the white substance...u sick SOB, in the game the big momma spews white stuff all over you as her attack, what were you thinking?
i thought that my opinion deserved to be brought to the attention of the public before im banned.
i mean, i dont wanna drag this into a political discussion but come on, it was a joke.
jedisar knows what im talkin about, i mean i didnt create an alien for half life with a scrotum and the ability to ejaculate, if u find that offensive blame the developer. also i shouldnt be held responsible, half life is rated mature. end of story.