<!--QuoteBegin-Flayra's old site...pic gallery if I remember right+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flayra's old site...pic gallery if I remember right)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Violators will be violated<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER Mantrid: Must you? H4XOR_DAVE: YO DOG H4XOR_DAVE: DONT B HARSHIN MY BUZZ SON (DEAD) Mantrid: "Harshin'"? (DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: R U SAYING U DONT HAVE LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER? H4XOR_DAVE: CAUSE THATS A FILTHY LIE H4XOR_DAVE: I KNOW U DO H4XOR_DAVE: U FILTHY MOTHERF[udger] H4XOR_DAVE: LYING [Rump]CLOWN H4XOR_DAVE: U DONT DESERVE TO LIVE H4XOR_DAVE: U SCUM Mantrid: Well, I apologize. I did not mean to imply anything. I am fairly sure your "Lollers" are firmly planted in the "rofl copter" H4XOR_DAVE: YES H4XOR_DAVE: U KNOW IT SON H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER Mantrid: I admire you for being so open, sir. May I buy you some therapy? (DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: YES H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE AKIMBO ORANGES H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER Mantrid: Now, how does one aqcuire "Akimbo Oranges"? I am intrigued by the concept... H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER (DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: U WOULD B<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
We won, and after that I quit.
I edited out information about who killed who, and some anger towards H4XOR_DAVE, but thats about it.
Everyone else was getting **** at him, but I decided to play along.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I am an <span style='color:red'>Idiot signature virus!</span> copy me to your signature and you are a FREAKING IDIOT<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Shockwave+May 21 2004, 03:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ May 21 2004, 03:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"If only you & dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> 57006 because DEAD in hex is 57005
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->there are 10 kinds of people in the world" those who can read binary and those who can't<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->there's no place like 127.0.0.1<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realise that by definition, half of the people out there are even worse than that."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's simply not true. Average(mean) is per definition the sum of the messurements divided by the number of messurements nothing more. If the distribution is symmetric, such as gaussian("bell-shaped" curve) the above statement holds true however, but it is not by any means a general property. You're thinking of median? -------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by terminater2
"This is how VAC knows you cheat. I have researched it, and this is what they do.
1. VAC scan's a Windows log that you have on your system.
2.VAC sends a copy of the log back to the Steam servers.
3.The Steam server scan's for a code of line that the cheat leaves behind in that log.
4. If that line is found you are banned.
Simple as that. No questions. No flamers."
--- inserts lots of sarcasm questioning the above posters intelligence----
Originally posted by Nick Shaffner, Valve employee working on VAC
[WHO]ThemYou can call me DaveJoin Date: 2002-12-11Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<!--QuoteBegin-Adult Swim+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Adult Swim)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Cop Tag. Another game that's not as fun as it sounds. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+May 21 2004, 09:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ May 21 2004, 09:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Dialogue transcript from a DoD server I was on:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER Mantrid: Must you? H4XOR_DAVE: YO DOG H4XOR_DAVE: DONT B HARSHIN MY BUZZ SON (DEAD) Mantrid: "Harshin'"? (DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: R U SAYING U DONT HAVE LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER? H4XOR_DAVE: CAUSE THATS A FILTHY LIE H4XOR_DAVE: I KNOW U DO H4XOR_DAVE: U FILTHY MOTHERF[udger] H4XOR_DAVE: LYING [Rump]CLOWN H4XOR_DAVE: U DONT DESERVE TO LIVE H4XOR_DAVE: U SCUM Mantrid: Well, I apologize. I did not mean to imply anything. I am fairly sure your "Lollers" are firmly planted in the "rofl copter" H4XOR_DAVE: YES H4XOR_DAVE: U KNOW IT SON H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER Mantrid: I admire you for being so open, sir. May I buy you some therapy? (DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: YES H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE AKIMBO ORANGES H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER Mantrid: Now, how does one aqcuire "Akimbo Oranges"? I am intrigued by the concept... H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER (DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: U WOULD B<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
We won, and after that I quit.
I edited out information about who killed who, and some anger towards H4XOR_DAVE, but thats about it.
<b>Everyone else was getting **** at him, but I decided to play along.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> <b>Bolded</b> is damned <span style='color:yellow'>GOLD</span>!
Funniest part was: <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Mantrid: Now, how does one aqcuire "Akimbo Oranges"? I am intrigued by the concept...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"Think of suicide from a Bhuddist perspective, a temporary solution to a permenant problem."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist."
"If you're in marketing kill yourself....there's no punchline just kill yourself."
"...we're not even the same species, from where I'm standing you're a ape."
"You're not going to kill me, there hasn't been a red ball *alarm sounds*."
"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ****. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ****. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my **** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
"This is my boomstick."
"And now our children sucking on the teet of disillusionment will venture forth into a world that doesn't want them and be taken under the wings of men who've lost the meaning of their lives."
Oh and slightly off topic a little tutorial on how to make your quotes sound more sophisticated
Step 1. start with the basic quote "Hapiness is where you find it." Step 2. make it longer "To find true hapiness one must look within themselves." Step 3. make it even longer "The only true path to obtaining hapiness lies within the soul of man." Step 3. add more words. "When one seeks the path to true hapiness they will find their path inevitebly leads to their own hearts and souls." Step 4. give a fake reference -expert from A Guide to Inner Peace.
Complete.
"When one seeks true hapiness they will find their path inevitebly leads to their own hearts and souls." -expert from A Guide to Inner Peace.
ShockehIf a packet drops on the web and nobody's near to see it...Join Date: 2002-11-19Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
Oooh oooh, I remembered one. <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1. Nothing is greater than God. 2. A tuna fish sandwich is better than Nothing. 3. Therefore, Tuna fish sandwiches are better than God. 4. In conclusion, this proves God exists, as he is not perfect. 5. Addendum : You are now probably better off worshipping tuna fish sandwiches. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Shockwave+May 21 2004, 05:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ May 21 2004, 05:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oooh oooh, I remembered one. <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 1. Nothing is greater than God. 2. A tuna fish sandwich is better than Nothing. 3. Therefore, Tuna fish sandwiches are better than God. 4. In conclusion, this proves God exists, as he is not perfect. 5. Addendum : You are now probably better off worshipping tuna fish sandwiches. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"Inignot: Come Meatwad" "Meatwad: Nuh-uh! Last time I was out with you guys you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and made me moon Boy Scout Troop 24" "Urr: Haha! We did!" "Inignot: Well......this time we won't." "Meatwed: OK lemme get my keys."
"One who speaks does not know, one who knows does not speak." <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-"some smart dude wich name i cant remember..."+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("some smart dude wich name i cant remember...")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-HK-47+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (HK-47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->To harm my master you'll have to get through me. Meatbag.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Comments
"I know not what weapons with which WW3 will be fought but, I can tell
you WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones"
"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again"
yes, this also did make an appearnace in some movie, or something.
(also from a property sign)
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
Mantrid: Must you?
H4XOR_DAVE: YO DOG
H4XOR_DAVE: DONT B HARSHIN MY BUZZ SON
(DEAD) Mantrid: "Harshin'"?
(DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: R U SAYING U DONT HAVE LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER?
H4XOR_DAVE: CAUSE THATS A FILTHY LIE
H4XOR_DAVE: I KNOW U DO
H4XOR_DAVE: U FILTHY MOTHERF[udger]
H4XOR_DAVE: LYING [Rump]CLOWN
H4XOR_DAVE: U DONT DESERVE TO LIVE
H4XOR_DAVE: U SCUM
Mantrid: Well, I apologize. I did not mean to imply anything. I am fairly sure your "Lollers" are firmly planted in the "rofl copter"
H4XOR_DAVE: YES
H4XOR_DAVE: U KNOW IT SON
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
Mantrid: I admire you for being so open, sir. May I buy you some therapy?
(DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: YES
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE AKIMBO ORANGES
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
Mantrid: Now, how does one aqcuire "Akimbo Oranges"? I am intrigued by the concept...
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
(DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: U WOULD B<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
We won, and after that I quit.
I edited out information about who killed who, and some anger towards H4XOR_DAVE, but thats about it.
Everyone else was getting **** at him, but I decided to play along.
from <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=68572&hl=&st=0' target='_blank'>here</a>
EDIT: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MANTRID
GAHAHA AT THE END HES DEAD
AHAHAHAHA
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I am an <span style='color:red'>Idiot signature virus!</span> copy me to your signature and you are a FREAKING IDIOT<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
57006 because DEAD in hex is 57005
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->there are 10 kinds of people in the world"
those who can read binary
and those who can't<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->$> man woman
$> Segmentation fault (Core dumped)<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->User Error!
Please replace user.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->there's no place like 127.0.0.1<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Shakespeare:
/(bb|[^b]{2})/
bool question = 2b || !(bb);
<!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
and nobody linked to <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf' target='_blank'>aybabtu</a>? wth4xt
That's simply not true. Average(mean) is per definition the sum of the messurements divided by the number of messurements nothing more. If the distribution is symmetric, such as gaussian("bell-shaped" curve) the above statement holds true however, but it is not by any means a general property. You're thinking of median?
-------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by terminater2
"This is how VAC knows you cheat. I have researched it, and this is what they do.
1. VAC scan's a Windows log that you have on your system.
2.VAC sends a copy of the log back to the Steam servers.
3.The Steam server scan's for a code of line that the cheat leaves behind in that log.
4. If that line is found you are banned.
Simple as that. No questions. No flamers."
--- inserts lots of sarcasm questioning the above posters intelligence----
Originally posted by Nick Shaffner, Valve employee working on VAC
"nope."
Actually, the Bible states differently... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
pwned <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
guess you guys don't like movies.
Cop Tag. Another game that's not as fun as it sounds.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
12 thumbs up for pjofsky if he reads this. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You motherf
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
Mantrid: Must you?
H4XOR_DAVE: YO DOG
H4XOR_DAVE: DONT B HARSHIN MY BUZZ SON
(DEAD) Mantrid: "Harshin'"?
(DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: R U SAYING U DONT HAVE LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER?
H4XOR_DAVE: CAUSE THATS A FILTHY LIE
H4XOR_DAVE: I KNOW U DO
H4XOR_DAVE: U FILTHY MOTHERF[udger]
H4XOR_DAVE: LYING [Rump]CLOWN
H4XOR_DAVE: U DONT DESERVE TO LIVE
H4XOR_DAVE: U SCUM
Mantrid: Well, I apologize. I did not mean to imply anything. I am fairly sure your "Lollers" are firmly planted in the "rofl copter"
H4XOR_DAVE: YES
H4XOR_DAVE: U KNOW IT SON
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
Mantrid: I admire you for being so open, sir. May I buy you some therapy?
(DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: YES
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE AKIMBO ORANGES
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
Mantrid: Now, how does one aqcuire "Akimbo Oranges"? I am intrigued by the concept...
H4XOR_DAVE: LOLLERS ON THE ROFL COPTER
(DEAD) H4XOR_DAVE: U WOULD B<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
We won, and after that I quit.
I edited out information about who killed who, and some anger towards H4XOR_DAVE, but thats about it.
<b>Everyone else was getting **** at him, but I decided to play along.</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<b>Bolded</b> is damned <span style='color:yellow'>GOLD</span>!
Funniest part was:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Mantrid: Now, how does one aqcuire "Akimbo Oranges"? I am intrigued by the concept...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So into the sig it goes!
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist."
"If you're in marketing kill yourself....there's no punchline just kill yourself."
"...we're not even the same species, from where I'm standing you're a ape."
"You're not going to kill me, there hasn't been a red ball *alarm sounds*."
"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ****. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ****. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my **** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
"This is my boomstick."
"And now our children sucking on the teet of disillusionment will venture forth into a world that doesn't want them and be taken under the wings of men who've lost the meaning of their lives."
Oh almost forgot "Woah."
Step 1. start with the basic quote "Hapiness is where you find it."
Step 2. make it longer "To find true hapiness one must look within themselves."
Step 3. make it even longer "The only true path to obtaining hapiness lies within the soul of man."
Step 3. add more words. "When one seeks the path to true hapiness they will find their path inevitebly leads to their own hearts and souls."
Step 4. give a fake reference -expert from A Guide to Inner Peace.
Complete.
"When one seeks true hapiness they will find their path inevitebly leads to their own hearts and souls." -expert from A Guide to Inner Peace.
edited for grammar
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
1. Nothing is greater than God.
2. A tuna fish sandwich is better than Nothing.
3. Therefore, Tuna fish sandwiches are better than God.
4. In conclusion, this proves God exists, as he is not perfect.
5. Addendum : You are now probably better off worshipping tuna fish sandwiches.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
1. Nothing is greater than God.
2. A tuna fish sandwich is better than Nothing.
3. Therefore, Tuna fish sandwiches are better than God.
4. In conclusion, this proves God exists, as he is not perfect.
5. Addendum : You are now probably better off worshipping tuna fish sandwiches.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Problem:
struct thing
{
food TunaFish;
};
if(god>no(thing))
{
i::win(points 1);
};
Don't quote me on that.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
"Inignot: Come Meatwad"
"Meatwad: Nuh-uh! Last time I was out with you guys you threw me at an old lady's mailbox and made me moon Boy Scout Troop 24"
"Urr: Haha! We did!"
"Inignot: Well......this time we won't."
"Meatwed: OK lemme get my keys."
heh
(RANDOM QUOTE) If i didnt see it, it never happened if i never heard it you never said it
Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!
Winston Churchill: Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.
Work is just punishment for not procrastinating well enough.
--Scythe--