"i told you so!" moments
Spydey
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2294Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Commander-grunt relationships strained.</div>I've had a couple of "I told you so!" moments, but the one I had a couple of mintues ago was the best..
I'm a marine on Bast and I've got a HMG and Heavy Armor. We know as a team that one hive (they've got 3) is practically undefended. Our commander isnt the greatest, but hes getting the hang of it. We had one guy constantly spamming "Jetpack plz" so it was a nightmare getting stuff from him. Anyway. I walk down the ramp into the revolving door near the marine base. I press the button and just as the corridor it opens into came into view, I saw that it was full of offencive chambers. I open fire with my HMG cut a path through them up to the resource chamber. I open fire on that, and I hear a pretty famous roar. At this point I actually said "Oh no.." out loud. A big, angry Onos runs around the corner, straight at me. And I run out of HMG ammo. I whip out a pistol and start firing, while running for the revolving door button. The door starts turning and the Onos steps inside. By now I'm attacking it with a knife. It steps back to charge at me.. and the door closes, trapping it in the corridor. Lucky escape for me. I yell to the commander for tripmines. This dialog followed..
Me: "Commander, I need tripmines now, theres an Ono on the other side of the revolving door.."
Commander: "Hang on I've got 15 other things to do"
Me: "Yeah but we've got no defence over there. Seriously. Tripmines!"
Commander: *drops Jetpacks* "Hang on, wait a minute!"
Me: "We dont have a minute! Theres a really big, angry cow on the other side of that door and I dont want to be here when it works out where the button is"
Then I hear the sound of the revolving door moving. "Oh no", I say aloud again, as I grab a LMG and run for the ramp. I'm too late. The second I step around the corner I'm smeared against the wall by the angry cow of irony. Luckily the guy who'd been screaming for a jetpack got one and dealth the Onos some HMG justice. After it took out most of our spawns and all of our turrets. Didn't stop me saying a final "I TOLD you so!" before I left the server.
anyone else had moments like this?
I'm a marine on Bast and I've got a HMG and Heavy Armor. We know as a team that one hive (they've got 3) is practically undefended. Our commander isnt the greatest, but hes getting the hang of it. We had one guy constantly spamming "Jetpack plz" so it was a nightmare getting stuff from him. Anyway. I walk down the ramp into the revolving door near the marine base. I press the button and just as the corridor it opens into came into view, I saw that it was full of offencive chambers. I open fire with my HMG cut a path through them up to the resource chamber. I open fire on that, and I hear a pretty famous roar. At this point I actually said "Oh no.." out loud. A big, angry Onos runs around the corner, straight at me. And I run out of HMG ammo. I whip out a pistol and start firing, while running for the revolving door button. The door starts turning and the Onos steps inside. By now I'm attacking it with a knife. It steps back to charge at me.. and the door closes, trapping it in the corridor. Lucky escape for me. I yell to the commander for tripmines. This dialog followed..
Me: "Commander, I need tripmines now, theres an Ono on the other side of the revolving door.."
Commander: "Hang on I've got 15 other things to do"
Me: "Yeah but we've got no defence over there. Seriously. Tripmines!"
Commander: *drops Jetpacks* "Hang on, wait a minute!"
Me: "We dont have a minute! Theres a really big, angry cow on the other side of that door and I dont want to be here when it works out where the button is"
Then I hear the sound of the revolving door moving. "Oh no", I say aloud again, as I grab a LMG and run for the ramp. I'm too late. The second I step around the corner I'm smeared against the wall by the angry cow of irony. Luckily the guy who'd been screaming for a jetpack got one and dealth the Onos some HMG justice. After it took out most of our spawns and all of our turrets. Didn't stop me saying a final "I TOLD you so!" before I left the server.
anyone else had moments like this?
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As commander, I've been noticing that the aliens are getting harder and harder to fight..even with the resources bugged. After being commander and winning or loosing, I gotta just be a marine for a while to let my ulcers heal. Being commander is STRESSFUL!