Archduke Ferdinand Assassinated!
<div class="IPBDescription">Biggest thing to happen yet!</div> Hot off the wires, this is quite possible the biggest thing to happen in the early 20th century yet! The great Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated, who know what terrible things this could lead to? Let's all pray for his family tonight...
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Huh?
*gasp* the profit speaketh! We must protect the president!
In other news, George Washington's wooden dentures have been discovered in some man's pants. They were returned to Washington as-is, and before any officials could say a word, he plopped the disease-ridden dentures in his mouth. May he rest in peace.
Pfft... whats the worst that could happen? Its not like the whole world will be launched into war.
<span style='color:red'>*LOCKED.*</span>