Ns_b3stnsm4p3v3r

OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
in Mapping Forum
<div class="IPBDescription">Changing the quality of future ns maps.</div> After ns_firstshitymap, lots of siege maps, tons of freefall maps, CS maps being converted into ns, even more siege maps, combat mode, MvM maps, even more cs maps being converted into MvM or combat , ... and other high quality releases here is;
<span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'><b>THE BEST CUSTOM NS MAP EVER:</span></b>
<a href='http://www.df5jz.de/Ollj/ns_b3stnsm4p3v3r.zip' target='_blank'>ns_b3stnsm4p3v3r</a> HAS MORE OF ALL THE STUFF A GOOD NS MAP NEEDS!!!

- Less different textures, 4 different textures in toal!!!
- Bigger join team signs in the <a href='http://www.df5jz.de/Ollj/ns_bestrr.jpg' target='_blank'>biggest readyroom ever</a>!!!
- More oversized hallways and totaly overscaled textures!!!!!
- A door that opens 2 minutes after you pushed its button, world record!!!!!
- More lightning of different color, more than in the raveroom, more than anywere else before, <a href='http://www.df5jz.de/Ollj/ns_bestlightning.jpg' target='_blank'>disco</a> !!!!
- More typos and old jokes in location names, hover the turrents!!!
- <a href='http://www.df5jz.de/Ollj/ns_besthivesever.jpg' target='_blank'>More twisted hives</a> and a layout to get lost!!!
- A huge leaf-portal-saw-into-leaf right above the command chair!!!
- 1337 sp34k 1n th3 m4p n4m3!!!
- MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND ALLCAPS!!!!

It wont make you ask what the mapper was on while he made this, it will just show you.
<b>This map will change the quality of custom ns maps forever!</b>
Sadly I lost its source, so I cant work on it anymore, but I`m sure you`ll make an ns_b3stnsm4p3v3r remake-team soon.
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  • RecoupRecoup Join Date: 2004-04-25 Member: 28195Members
    Some in-game shots would be nice, ya know, like good ones...
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Its sad how maps like this are blocking the talents of other mappers being shown on the forums. You normally have to root through 3 or 4 pages to find a good map like parabola screenshots.

    Still, maybe a "funmap" forum could be put in to place to save the time on searching. One comment about the map though, Argh my eyes.
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  • MendaspMendasp I touch maps in inappropriate places Valencia, Spain Join Date: 2002-07-05 Member: 884Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Gold, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Retired Community Developer
    YOU'RE SO FUNNY !!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK
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  • Ashaman_JoeAshaman_Joe Join Date: 2003-11-11 Member: 22559Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><3</span></span>

    Edit: Out of curiosity, what's the gameplay like? Can we get an overview pic?
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  • ReeseReese Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16143Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Thursday-+Jun 12 2004, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thursday- @ Jun 12 2004, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its sad how maps like this are blocking the talents of other mappers being shown on the forums. You normally have to root through 3 or 4 pages to find a good map like parabola screenshots.

    Still, maybe a "funmap" forum could be put in to place to save the time on searching. One comment about the map though, Argh my eyes. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thursday, I'm really hoping that somewhere in your post there's a bit of "I get the joke" that i'm just missing. We all know Ollj at least well enough to know that this is nowhere near a serious project.


    That said compiling with -circus was a cool idea for this.
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  • GrizzlyGrizzly Join Date: 2003-10-27 Member: 22025Members
    OMG <3 OFFICAL PLZ !!!1111
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  • MendaspMendasp I touch maps in inappropriate places Valencia, Spain Join Date: 2002-07-05 Member: 884Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Gold, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow, Retired Community Developer
    Before someone wants to kill me: What I meant with that post was:

    Was it really necessary to add "!!!" at the end of each sentence? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    lol? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    Whoa, this is the best map ever. OfficiaL! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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  • bliNkbliNk Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21422Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Ollj+Jun 12 2004, 09:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ollj @ Jun 12 2004, 09:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sadly I lost its source, so I cant work on it anymore, but I`m sure you`ll make an ns_b3stnsm4p3v3r remake-team soon.


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    lol pld mate
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  • Diablo_fxDiablo_fx Join Date: 2003-02-21 Member: 13793Members
    Nice, takes alot of skill to get around...
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  • HibameHibame Join Date: 2003-11-16 Member: 22974Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Ollj is trippin on some lsd
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  • AfrAfr Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16240Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    The minimap overview of the map looks really cool <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • OlljOllj our themepark-stalking nightmare Fade Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10696Members
    Leap and lerk flight, change your color 100 times per second.

    I want to see it on a server with all players changing their colors when running around, please...
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Le sigh.
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  • RuByRuBy Join Date: 2002-12-12 Member: 10732Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jun 12 2004, 05:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jun 12 2004, 05:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Le sigh. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you mean "soupir"?
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    man i wanna play this soo badly it just looks hilariously fun to play some one get it on a serer
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  • KaiserRollKaiserRoll Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13902Members, Constellation
    My eyes are burning
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited June 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-RuBy+Jun 12 2004, 11:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RuBy @ Jun 12 2004, 11:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jun 12 2004, 05:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jun 12 2004, 05:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Le sigh. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you mean "soupir"? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I mean another 'fun' map that causes cateracts to develop on the surface of my retina.

    Thanks for the French though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TyrNemesisTyrNemesis trigger_CUT&#33; Join Date: 2003-09-17 Member: 20942Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    There is a special place in hell (as defined by Dante) for people who create this sort of thing. :\
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  • MouseMouse The Lighter Side of Pessimism Join Date: 2002-03-02 Member: 263Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Ollj, you rock my world <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • WindelkronWindelkron Join Date: 2002-04-11 Member: 419Members
    <img src='http://www.sysabend.org/bsdnet/halloween97/furball-eek.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • BobTheJanitorBobTheJanitor Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24228Members, NS1 Playtester
    There's a small texture alignment problem in the lower left corner of the corridor just outside the upper part of the northeastern hive. Otherwise, it's perfect. Someone PM this to flayra immediately.
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  • TrojanTrojan Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4611Members
    I blame this on the bacterium.
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  • DavidCarnageDavidCarnage Join Date: 2003-08-01 Member: 18670Members, Constellation
    th4T i$ Ub3R <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • woodywoody SoCal Woody56 Join Date: 2004-02-14 Member: 26541Members
    ok i almost lost my cookies <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> so i put it on <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> 67.18.9.149:27016 [415]Clan Servers NS_4a till 11 PM PST sunday
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Dude, you rock! I'm joining that server rite now!!! (well, in a few seconds that is...)
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  • PogoPPogoP Environment Artist Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25827Members, NS2 Developer, Constellation
    That map > All ns official maps. Ever.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Reese+Jun 12 2004, 08:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Reese @ Jun 12 2004, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Thursday-+Jun 12 2004, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thursday- @ Jun 12 2004, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its sad how maps like this are blocking the talents of other mappers being shown on the forums. You normally have to root through 3 or 4 pages to find a good map like parabola screenshots.

    Still, maybe a "funmap" forum could be put in to place to save the time on searching. One comment about the map though, Argh my eyes. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thursday, I'm really hoping that somewhere in your post there's a bit of "I get the joke" that i'm just missing. We all know Ollj at least well enough to know that this is nowhere near a serious project.


    That said compiling with -circus was a cool idea for this. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The post was a joke in itself. Just even with this "joke" map there are bloody nice maps getting bumped down the forum for this sort of crap. No offense Ollj but you know this is crap <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Just suggesting a seperate forum so we can sort the crap from the quality, or well, quality would exclude my maps, lets just say those who put time and effort in to their maps.
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    edited June 2004
    *Looks at screenshots.

    I weep openly.
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