You Know You've Been Playing Ns Too Much When...
ZeroByte
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
<div class="IPBDescription">yes the inevitable topic has arrived</div> Yes, it was only a matter of time, but you knew this topic had to come out soon
How do you know you've been playing NS too much?
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How do you know you've been playing NS too much?
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When you start wondering why you can't walk on your walls.
When you go up to a light switch and try to hit the use button.
you spit on walls to produce webs
you see a group of children and try to trample them to death because you think you are an Onos
you desperately try to get up the ceiling
you die and wonder why the screen is black for such a long time
your face has the same expression is my avatar´s
You are constantly checking the cielings when you enter a room.
You get nervous going somewhere alone.
You see Fades everytime you close your eyes.
You take a break and find yourself surrounded by a dozen empty 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew and your butt feels like you've gotten the ass kicking of a lifetime. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
You take a break and find yourself surrounded by a dozen empty 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew and your butt feels like you've gotten the ass kicking of a lifetime. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats so true (except the UK doesn't have mountain dew)
...you start this topic
you play CS and try to camp at ceilings
during normal sporting events (outside of the computer) you blame your lack of coordination on "lag" and state "i cant wait untill that sever patch comes out"
you start neglecting to wash your shower thinking "in a few weeks that'll be a prime hive spot"
you see the hud when you close your eyes.
you attempt to "spore cloud" the people in your car.... but it comes out different.
on the drive home from work fire hydrants turn into skulks, and you see giant electronic doors in the middle of the road.
on the drive home from work fire hydrants turn into skulks, and you see giant electronic doors in the middle of the road.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That concerns me... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
on the drive home from work fire hydrants turn into skulks, and you see giant electronic doors in the middle of the road.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That concerns me... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It should. You care. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
A voice whispers "The enemy approaches" into your ear whenever someone tries to sneak up on you.
You keep trying to climb into the vents at school...
You stand still in the middle of the sidewalk and chuckle at every person who runs by you.
You're no longer able to say "Area clear" for fear of a skulk jumping out at you.
Somebody sneezes and you scream "ONOS!!!"
You get expelled from school for welding your teacher.
you see a fat man lumbering down the street and you quickly dodge to the left yelling "O SH!T, RUN! ONO!!!!!"
ive actually been dreaming about ns.... blah....
Everytime you see a mushroom you think: Defense Chamber and you stand by it expecting to revive your health.
Everytime you see a tripod you immediatly duck for cover for fear of turrets.
You watch the simpsons and note how much Homer's head is shaped like a heavy's helmet.
You see your pet cat turn the corner from the kitched and you start shouting "I need a medpack STAT!"
When you don't cut your fingernails so you can climb the walls of your house.
When you sit on the toilet you expect a little commander hud to pop up.
You are doing the dishes and you hear a skulk growling behind you.
You are sitting in your living room and you hear the buttons in ns.
You constantly hear ns sounds during your daily activities.
*this one just happened* When you are making oatmeal cookies and they turn out to look like skulks...ok ok I made them look like that.
That happened to me today!
/me eats self.
When you think the old man hunched up in the street with a walking stick is actually a fade at first glance.
You sit at your workplace and imagine how cool itd be if this was a ns map. (i do that alllll day long)
You get out of bed and start saying 'Awaiting orders'
The one about standing it the middle of the street chuckling at passers by was hillarious <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
on the drive home from work fire hydrants turn into skulks, and you see giant electronic doors in the middle of the road.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That concerns me... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It should. You care. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Of course I do! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
You know you've <b>really</b> been playing too much when you see it with your eyes open.
When you wake up to your dog in the morning after dreaming about ns.... then ask her why she isnt off building O chambers......(shes a little chubby)
When you become to scared to walk through your house and you must take a flashlight shine it in every corner and nook, just to get a glass of water.
When you discuss strategies with yourself, or even what went wrong in the game you just played in, while on your 'throne.'
When you're in a situation similar to number 2, except a bit more careless (not every corner gets flashlighted) and your cat runs really quickly by your feet (brushing against you), you crap your pants (true story).