I Hate Children :angry:
<div class="IPBDescription">bah humbug an all that</div> Got the morning off work so it thought I would do some weight lifting and chill out a bit but my sister in law has dumped my two nieces and my nephew on me cos her drunken arse mother has been arrested or sommit.
So now I have 3 screaming 3-6 year old brats running round my house that have no concept of discipline so they won't do as they are told, won't sit the **** still, won't eat their food without making a freaking mess and won't stop touching all my stuff ie trying to feed the VCR M&Ms ffs.
I hate children I really really do I know I was one once but I was never this badly behaved and disruptive.
So now I have 3 screaming 3-6 year old brats running round my house that have no concept of discipline so they won't do as they are told, won't sit the **** still, won't eat their food without making a freaking mess and won't stop touching all my stuff ie trying to feed the VCR M&Ms ffs.
I hate children I really really do I know I was one once but I was never this badly behaved and disruptive.
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It depends how the parents bring up the children.
Don't hate children, if you want to hate someone, then it is the parents.
when i moved out, i went like 8,000km away. i'm sick of kids <b>and</b> whiny teenagers. where is monse when we need him >_<
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I plan to not have any tbh I want to have a life and money lol
WTH do women always want one when they see a baby en all :[ they get all broody like a stupid chicken on some friggen eggs.
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Funny you should post this. About a week ago someone I know got thrown out of a nightclub and arrested for being too drunk. It wasn't his fault he says, as if <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ok. V-man. Children like candy. Go to your local seven eleven and buy some candy. I think they might stop if you told somehow persuaded them. This of course is assuming that all these children have not been spoiled yet by toys such as bionicle.
Good luck.
Go figure how the family ended up.
Yep, the reason I'm prolly moving off to somewhere really far away like the US, or Canada, or even Antarctica. Maybe Australia or something....
Like kida said, tempt them with candy. And be sure to lock them up in an airtight safe of which only you can open.
Or put them in a <u>really</u> high spot.
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No, but you don't get many chances to run around like an idiot without being arrested. And they might decide that he's "super cool" and listen to everything that he says. Try to convince them that you have a superpower. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Or you just play with them, that usualy keeps them from destorying stuff.
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I have a 5 years old cousin who nearly destroyed by computer.
Lucky for him, he didnt.
But he is cool anyway
he can headbang and do \../ with his fingers... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Its absolutely hilarious how the parents don't know how to treat their children properly, and they let them become complete self centred little brats.
Little children annoy the crap out of me, especially my cousins, one of them in particular who has an especially annoying accent.
And babies. They cry. Damn those selfish Bastards.
'I'm hungry, i think i'll cry just to **** everyone in this house off.'
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destorying stuff like computers? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I have a 5 years old cousin who nearly destroyed by computer.
Lucky for him, he didnt.
But he is cool anyway
he can headbang and do \../ with his fingers... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Like i said, use the paddle, any time he gets near something expensive, WHAP and they stay away.
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SUPER NANNY XD
Yeah children can be very annoying especially when you have something planned then they get in the way, best thing to do V-Man is tie them up in the back garden and let them.....play, then go do what ever you want.
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SUPER NANNY XD
Yeah children can be very annoying especially when you have something planned then they get in the way, best thing to do V-Man is tie them up in the back garden and let them.....play, then go do what ever you want. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
*cough* child abuse *cough*
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haha <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
but they are kids, they dont use thier brain enough.
someday they grow up and do you think they "WHAP" you back? <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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SUPER NANNY XD
Yeah children can be very annoying especially when you have something planned then they get in the way, best thing to do V-Man is tie them up in the back garden and let them.....play, then go do what ever you want. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
SuperNanny indeed <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The funny thing is that it's followed directly by big brother, so you've kind of got two contrasting programs right after each other.
Beating children may be harsh, but in some cases, it's the only way. A good beating never hurt anyone.
Rene Dupree's in-ring taunt.
You should see his wee face.
Thanks, French Phenom!
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That is partially true, since children do not really give a crap about rules. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Nevertheless, you can look straight at the parents if the kids can't behave.
Oh, yeah; V-man. Now is your chance to prove your <i>grandiose</i> parental skillz. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
They aren't your kids, why bother with em. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
/me grabs paddle.
It's time to beat....FOR THE FUTURE!
where when?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif' /><!--endemo-->??
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Channel 4 9pm one of the weekdays, it's called Supernanny
I am of the opinion that children don't need to be spanked to grow up to be responsible and mature adults. They just need positive reinforcement as well as at least 4 brain cells to bang together.