Ns Poems
degamer106
Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28550Banned
Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28550Banned
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<div class="IPBDescription">post your ns poem here</div> haiku
i once played ns
it was fun
No computer =,(
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i once played ns
it was fun
No computer =,(
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i once played ns
it was fun
No computer =,(
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I thought haiku had a 5-7-5 syllable pattern to it?
he played so much he did bad in school
and his parents didn't think that was cool
so they came to his room
picked up a broom
and the computer disappeared.
He went home that summer
and boy was it a bummer
his dad made him do slave work
while his mom made him cook
seldomly he went online
to talk to ppl on ventrilo
but he was still as bored as a dodo
he came back to school this august
and his love for games became lust
the computer lab is open 24/7
its like computers in heaven
with no ns
yes
AgentOrange and Architeuthis: Adventures in the Land of Friendship!
Written by Architeuthis!
ENTER A MAGICAL WORLD WHERE FRIENDSHIP RULES OVER ALL, WITH THE FRIENDLY ARCHITEUTHIS, ALWAYS READY TO GIVE A COMPLIMENT AND HIS BESTEST FRIEND, AGENTORANGE, A SHY BOY WITH A BIG HEART!
Chapter One: The Greatest Pals!
AgentOrange: Hey Archi! Want some lemonade? It's fresh squeezed!
Architeuthis: Yessssssss I do, pal!
*AgentOrange poured the lemonade*
Architeuthis: Mmmm this good!
*AgentOrange blushes*
AgentOrange: Aw shucks!
Architeuthis: You're my best friend, AO!
AgentOrange: You're my greatest buddy, Archi!
Chapter Two: Bestest Buddies!
Dr. Bad: Hahahahahaha! I will take away all the goodness from the world!
Architeuthis and AgentOrange: Oh no you won't!
*Architeuthis and AgentOrange give each other a high-five*
Dr. Bad: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Dr. Bad explodes*
Architeuthis: Wow you really saved the day AO!
AgentOrange: I couldn't have done it without you, friend!
*AgentOrange and Architeuthis hug*
Chapter Three: Friends Forever!
Architeuthis: Wow AgentOrange, we are lucky to be such great pals!
AgentOrange: We sure are, buddy!
Spot: Woof?
*AgentOrange and Architeuthis look at each other*
AgentOrange and Architeuthis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THE END!!!
AgentOrange and Architeuthis: Adventures in the Land of Friendship!
Written by Architeuthis!
ENTER A MAGICAL WORLD WHERE FRIENDSHIP RULES OVER ALL, WITH THE FRIENDLY ARCHITEUTHIS, ALWAYS READY TO GIVE A COMPLIMENT AND HIS BESTEST FRIEND, AGENTORANGE, A SHY BOY WITH A BIG HEART!
Chapter One: The Greatest Pals!
AgentOrange: Hey Archi! Want some lemonade? It's fresh squeezed!
Architeuthis: Yessssssss I do, pal!
*AgentOrange poured the lemonade*
Architeuthis: Mmmm this good!
*AgentOrange blushes*
AgentOrange: Aw shucks!
Architeuthis: You're my best friend, AO!
AgentOrange: You're my greatest buddy, Archi!
Chapter Two: Bestest Buddies!
Dr. Bad: Hahahahahaha! I will take away all the goodness from the world!
Architeuthis and AgentOrange: Oh no you won't!
*Architeuthis and AgentOrange give each other a high-five*
Dr. Bad: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Dr. Bad explodes*
Architeuthis: Wow you really saved the day AO!
AgentOrange: I couldn't have done it without you, friend!
*AgentOrange and Architeuthis hug*
Chapter Three: Friends Forever!
Architeuthis: Wow AgentOrange, we are lucky to be such great pals!
AgentOrange: We sure are, buddy!
Spot: Woof?
*AgentOrange and Architeuthis look at each other*
AgentOrange and Architeuthis: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THE END!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
wow you are really bored.
MAKING ME EXCITED INSIDE
THE MESS ON THE FLOOR
MAKING ME EXCITED INSIDE
THE MESS ON THE FLOOR <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sex sex?
And that middle line is eight syllables :X
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Mak - ing - me - ex - ci - ted - in - side
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
i once played ns
it was fun
No computer =,(
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That's neither a haiku, nor any good.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm emo marine
Why am I on this station?
Now I slit my wrists!!!111<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
he never smoked weed, just made lots of fart
he made me gifts with his guts
when it got cold, he gave me his ear muffs
then a marine took him away
and i thought it was ****
marine was hot
i got him now
now we smoke pot
and now im gonna rot
ROFL
Kissed the girls and made 'em cry,
But when the boys came out to play,
He kissed 'em too, 'cause he was ****.
I win.
cuz im a lerk and i can fly
you made my hive well and bootiful
make me some more so we can make some poopyfullz?
lets make luv
the old way
and lets just say
we were never ****
you and a marine
never will have a dream
to have kids and have fun
but its too late so run run run!
the aliens thought it was mean
they all came up to me
and raped my candy ***
o m g
i must pee
LOL
How many 'rines have you rent?
When you leap it's like you fly,
To marines and make them die.
Skulk, oh Skulk that's in the vent,
You hide around the corner, bent,
You like to laugh at HMGs,
And watch those Jet Packs run and flee.
Skulk, oh Skulk that's in the vent,
At times you seem you're quite hell sent,
But now it's time for you to run,
'Cuz now I gots my big shotgun.
A Natural Selection Haiku -
Fades flash like summer
Claws strike from the shadows dark
Gone like autumn leaves