New Commander Tool!

Trevelyan_006Trevelyan_006 Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3876Banned
in Frontiersmen Strategy
<div class="IPBDescription">Great idea</div> how about giving the commander the BOLT of lightning, that can only be used on RETARDED N00b Marines!!!

Just got done attempting to command what appeared to be a preschool Lan party...

When ever we had more then 5 RPs, they would be "Give me a gun commander"

"no...."

"PLZ"

"no"

noob goes off and dies instantly to a lurk thats not even FLYING (just walked on the ground... sigh <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> )

"OMG, i coulda killed him if i had a HMG"

i have just spent my points on several turrets around VERY important hive locations

"GIMME A GUN!!!"

"no"

"GIVE ME A GUN IM NOT LEAVIN TILL YOU GIVE ME A GUN"

the aliens just started to attack the newly established base, i desperately needed marines there... i gave him a shotty

"THANK YOU YOU ARE KEWL!"

noob goes off and dies... HOWEVER, now EVERY FREKIN MARINE IS SITTING IN SPAWN CRYING FOR A GUN....

"NO IM NOT GIVING ANY OF YOU GUNS, here are your choices marines, get a gun, or win the match... whats your choice?"

several seconds later, i was ejected... noob commander then realizes that while they were sitting in spawn, the aliens have taken everything outside of our main base

"you suck Trev!!! WTF you said you were good!"

"sigh"

/me joins aliens

With this new Commander feature, this senario would have been like this:

"commander can i have a gun?"

"No, Stop asking now"

"can i PLZ get a gun"

ZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPPP

Noob dies and spawns...

"Can..."

ZZZZAAAAAAPPPPPP

"Anyone asking for a gun will from now on die instantly!!!"

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why cant people be smart, like the rest of us?
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  • KhaosKhaos Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1183Members
    edited November 2002
    Not many topics on this board actually provoke me to post, but that did.
    I don't command much, but an instant death lightning bolt would own every n00b **obscenity** ever allowed into this plane of existence!
    Personnally, I almost never ask for a gun, I take them as they're given.
    I only request every once 'n' a while when I have to own some serious alien arse.
    And I NEVER ask for a gun if we don't have ample resources.
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  • XHydraliskXHydralisk Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 945Members
    I was thinking the exact same thing. Something to PUNISH marines for stupidity would be awsome, but then again, think of what a llama in the CC could do...
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  • KhaosKhaos Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1183Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--XHydralisk+Nov 10 2002, 02:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (XHydralisk @ Nov 10 2002, 02:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I was thinking the exact same thing.  Something to PUNISH marines for stupidity would be awsome, but then again, think of what a llama in the CC could do...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Maybe a required IQ test for any one that wants to use it? That
    would certainly keep the idiots away.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Umm right and I just posted this exact idea in another topic <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • XaniethXanieth Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7280Members
    We need an anti-stupid person patch.

    I got ejected from the commander seat. I was trying to keep Stability Monitoring alive since there were 3 men there on ns_caged with jackasses screaming at me for weapons and armor. I assign all the dipshits in spawn a waypoint to Stability Monitoring and tell them that it's about to fold, and it was the only other resource node we had besides the one in our spawn.

    Of course, Stability Monitoring folds and we lose after I get ejected. Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in numbers.
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  • deimos_telarindeimos_telarin Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6248Members
    Sad case . . .

    No one the Kharaa team are owning the Frontiersmen team like crazy . . .

    No thanks to all these n00bs . . .

    Frontiersmen team with a great Commander and really great soliders with great team work and great common sense really makes a difference . . .

    Sadly all of these are required for the Frontiersmen team to win the match since everyone knows how to play the Kharaa Team now . . .
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  • VektuzVektuz Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2396Members
    If there was a disciplinary tool, anyone it was used on should drop their weapons and bend over and be frozen like that until killed by kharaa ;p
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  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    Hehe, a hand like on black and white would be very cool..

    Got a un-disaplined marine? give him a slap!! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • KhaosKhaos Join Date: 2002-08-17 Member: 1183Members
    Or maybe pick up a skulk and toss it mouth-first at the marine's booty <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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