Sorry, Couldent Wait For Christmas

DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
edited September 2004 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">12 pains of ns</div> Few people were singing on lunixmonster, and made me think up of a ns christmas jingle XD

12 pains of ns:

On the x day of christmas my commander gave to me!:
Twelve Shotguns Rushing.
Eleven Grenaders a Spamming.
Ten Rambos a running.
Nine hov<u>a</u>r flapping. <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>(hah beat the 'language filter' <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)</span></span>
Eight Marines a humping.
Seven IP's a spawning.
Six Campers a sitting.
FIVE GOLDEN HEAVIES,
Four Giving orders,
Three Doing nothing,
Two Pistol Scripts,
And a res-node under a rt!

Make some of your own <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

*fixed a few things*

Comments

  • LitoLito Join Date: 2003-09-04 Member: 20560Members
    of course people consider an rt and a resnode the same thing, really.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Lito+Sep 21 2004, 05:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lito @ Sep 21 2004, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> of course people consider an rt and a resnode the same thing, really. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>Stupid</i> people do.
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DR_FUZZY+Sep 21 2004, 08:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DR_FUZZY @ Sep 21 2004, 08:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Few people were singing on lunixmonster, and made me think up of a ns christmas jingle XD

    12 pains of ns:

    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->On the x day of christmas my commander gave to me!:
    Twelve Shotguns Rushing.
    Eleven Grenaders a Spamming.
    Ten Rambos a running.
    Nine hover a flapping.
    Eight Marines a humping.
    Seven IP's a spawning.
    Six Campers a sitting.
    FIVE GOLDEN DEAD HEAVIES,
    Four Giving orders,
    Three Doing nothing,
    Two Pistol Scripts,
    And a res-node on a rt!<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
    Sry, resnode and rt are backwards but it rhymed and was funny <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Make some of your own <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Didn't Moogle and crew do something like this for the last The Show Christmas Special?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Four giving orders.
    Three doing nothing.

    So true...
  • Vahn_PaktuVahn_Paktu Join Date: 2002-10-28 Member: 1666Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DR_FUZZY+Sep 21 2004, 07:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DR_FUZZY @ Sep 21 2004, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And a res-node on a rt!
    Sry, resnode and rt are backwards but it rhymed and was funny <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Can't you go "And a res-node with a ('n instead better?) rt!"
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Sep 21 2004, 11:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Sep 21 2004, 11:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Lito+Sep 21 2004, 05:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Lito @ Sep 21 2004, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> of course people consider an rt and a resnode the same thing, really. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>Stupid</i> people do. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Resource Tower != resnode, kthnxbai.

    /me is a tagteam with Mantrid.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Nine hover a flapping.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What's that mean?
  • BlackPlagueBlackPlague Join Date: 2004-02-02 Member: 25990Banned
    nine lerks hoverin over your figgin head! lol
  • KitkiKitki Join Date: 2004-04-04 Member: 27722Members
    XD

    I'll have to write one later
  • CatCopCatCop Join Date: 2003-08-28 Member: 20296Members, Constellation
  • ForkFork Join Date: 2004-09-10 Member: 31567Banned
    that thing is off the foshizzle yo!
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Fork+Sep 21 2004, 08:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Fork @ Sep 21 2004, 08:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> that thing is off the foshizzle yo! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    aaron, i hate you <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->, but yeah that made me lol m8 (wait wth, im not english)
  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Great stuff!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Nine hover a flapping.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What's that mean?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    !!!! hover. FLAPPING!!!!
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Javert+Sep 21 2004, 11:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Javert @ Sep 21 2004, 11:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->  Great stuff!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Nine hover a flapping.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What's that mean?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    !!!! hover. FLAPPING!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Shouldn't it be hov.a.r?

    edit: hover with an "a" is filtered....i see.
  • EEKEEK Join Date: 2004-02-25 Member: 26898Banned
  • ForlornForlorn Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2634Banned
    <!--QuoteBegin-DR_FUZZY+Sep 21 2004, 08:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DR_FUZZY @ Sep 21 2004, 08:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Few people were singing on lunixmonster, and made me think up of a ns christmas jingle XD

    12 pains of ns:

    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->On the x day of christmas my commander gave to me!:
    Twelve Shotguns Rushing.
    Eleven Grenaders a Spamming.
    Ten Rambos a running.
    Nine hover a flapping.
    Eight Marines a humping.
    Seven IP's a spawning.
    Six Campers a sitting.
    FIVE GOLDEN DEAD HEAVIES,
    Four Giving orders,
    Three Doing nothing,
    Two Pistol Scripts,
    And a res-node on a rt!<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
    Sry, resnode and rt are backwards but it rhymed and was funny <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Make some of your own <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It was all good, but "Five Golden Dead Heavies?"


    Oh come on, way to kill the christmas song.... sorry but that line SUCKS!


    Why don't we just through in AK-47's or something
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-DR_FUZZY+Sep 21 2004, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DR_FUZZY @ Sep 21 2004, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->Nine hover a flapping.<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    verb verb
    Thirteen walks a running!
    Thirty jumps a walking!
    Seven runs a walking!
    Nine hov<b>a</b>r a flapping!
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    Couldent think of anything for golden, sat for a good 10 minuites thinking but nothing rhymes <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DR_FUZZY+Sep 21 2004, 08:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DR_FUZZY @ Sep 21 2004, 08:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->


    Nine hov[u]a[/ul]r flapping. <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:purple'>(hah beat the 'language filter' <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)</span></span>
    Eight Marines a humping.
    <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There is a filter on hover but not humping?

    and lol funny song!

    I think i have Flayra got run over by an onos somewhere On my PC from last year, ill have to look for it.
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    All I want for christmas is a working copy of steam....and my two front teeth.
  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Premature Ejokeulation.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->4 giving orders
    3 doing nothing<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Best part of the song.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Sep 22 2004, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Sep 22 2004, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5 sentry pings. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Winner.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Sep 22 2004, 07:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Sep 22 2004, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Sep 22 2004, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Sep 22 2004, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5 sentry pings. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Winner. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Has to be in format: 5 golden (something) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DR_FUZZY+Sep 22 2004, 08:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DR_FUZZY @ Sep 22 2004, 08:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-UltimaGecko+Sep 22 2004, 07:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Sep 22 2004, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Seph Kimara+Sep 22 2004, 06:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Seph Kimara @ Sep 22 2004, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5 sentry pings. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Winner. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Has to be in format: 5 golden (something) <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Pfft, it just needs the right number of syllables so you can yell it out properly with the

    FIVE GOL-DEN RINGS! [along with the second syllable emphasis on golden]

    ...Heavies is two syllables so it doesn't work.


    ...nothing in NS is gold anyway <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    On the Nth round of NS,
    My computer showed to me:

    Twelve uncapped nodes,
    Eleven 'rines ramboing,
    Ten skulks a leaping,
    Nine dropped cat-packs,
    Eight Heavies dying,
    Seven Gorges building,
    Six turrets shooting,
    Five sentry pings*,
    Four comm chairs,
    Three noob 'rines,
    Two lagging Fades,
    And a skulk biting me.


    * Woot, it's stolen!
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    On 12th hour of NS the beta gave to me

    12 rts pumping
    11 skulks blocking
    10 Fades stucking (on ladders)
    9 One hive onis
    8 rines WTHing
    7 cowards camping
    6 none perma comms
    5 noobies asking
    4 scs dooming
    3 hives screaming
    2 jpers bouncing
    And a brand new dying hive

    I know it dosent fit that well but meh.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    Gawd I wish I was good at poetry. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> These are good.
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