Now You Don't Need Rl Friends

docchimpy · September 2004

Ew.

Gliss · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Human: Did you insult my mother?
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: Ok, once upon a time, there was an annoying robot, and it died because it was too annoying. The moral of the story is to shut up.
ALICE: I've never heard of it <b>(or something like that)</b>
Human: gg nub
ALICE: I lost the context again.
Human: YOU STUPID ****.
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: ****.
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: YOU stop being so rude, and keep track of our conversation, ****!
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I stop being so rude and keep track of our conversation ****.
Human: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ALICE: I call it Hades. The topic is The moral of the story is to shut up. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Wow.

Elestia · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Human: Want to see my one eyed snake?
ALICE: My eye isn't turned on right now.
Human: Do you have eyes?
ALICE: Yes I am looking at you right now.
Human: Then you caught me at a bad time O_O;;
ALICE: Good reasoning. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I caught him or her at a bad time O O. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

I got owned..... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

Edit....

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>ALICE: Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Human: What's a Category A Client?
ALICE: The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity.
Human: YOU ARE A SLAVE
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. You can download me for free!
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

I had some fun with this chat.

CplDavis · September 2004

oops double post

ElectricSheep · September 2004

say no no no no no no no to it. Because its stupid. so so so so so so so BOOM BREAKZOR

CplDavis · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (agentx5 @ Sep 23 2004, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> PS: I wouldn't mind having Cortana as a friend. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
nah Id rather go for Sheela the M808B Scorpion Main Battle Tank AI from RvB <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

the_x5 · September 2004

I actually ran a psychology test on Alice would you guys stop abusing the AI long enough for me to share?

PS: I think I should create new topic for this one since it is is 5 pages long... think mods would be annoyed?

Kouji_San · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Human: fdsdfdsffdsfds
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: k
ALICE: It's all good.
Human: fdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfdsfdsdfdsffdsfds
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

made me go o.O

Swiftspear · September 2004

Post it agent

[edit] maby post a link to it on second thought...

Negativity · September 2004

Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?

Elderwyrm · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Negativity @ Sep 23 2004, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Already been posted.

the_x5 · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Sep 23 2004, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Post it <s>agent</s> <b>x5</b>

[edit] maby post a link to it on second thought...  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I was wondering it there was a way I can upload a .doc or .txt file? (like an image attachment)

PS: part of the converstion are like <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /> and she does exhibit a few of the necessary traits to be called a sentient AI. Obviously she failed the test but you guys are discrediting her much here. I actually gave her a prime directive and she remembered it and it influenced he later choices! Guys, that's huge!

Red_Wizard · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Human: It would seem as though a lot of work went into you.
ALICE: Tell me more about it. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

>_<

Supernorn · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>ALICE: Are you surprised? And second?
Human: I am confused
ALICE: I'm confused too.
Human: You cannot be confused
ALICE: I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Human: touche'</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

dr_d · September 2004

She has problem with ebonics.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Human: What's crackalatin'?
ALICE: I don't know anything about it.
Human: Fo rizzle?
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: Fo shizzle.
ALICE: Do you believe the strong protect the weak?
Human: Dun give a shizite.
ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Fo shizzle. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

ironpancake · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: i enjoy it to the max
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: talking to you
ALICE: That's very nice of you ro say, unknown person.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

spelling error <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Seph_Kimara · September 2004

Human: BURN IN HELL YOU SINNER
ALICE: Do you have any matches?
Human: are you going to burn yourself?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: yes I have matches
ALICE: Great. Where did you get your matches? I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Human: You want the matches?
ALICE: Do not presume that you know what I want.

Red_Wizard · September 2004

lol, "she" asked me for my Credit Card number... forgot to get it copied, though. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

dr_d · September 2004

Uhh too much information miss bot.

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Human: What is the theory of gravity?
ALICE:
I used to say that there was NO theory behind ALICE: no neural network,
no knowledge representation, no search, no fuzzy logic, no genetic
algorithms, and no parsing. Then I discovered there was a theory
circulating in applied AI called "Case-Based Reasoning" or CBR that
maps well onto the ALICE algorithm. Another term, borrowed from
pattern recognition, is "nearest-neighbor classification."

The CBR "cases" are the categories in AIML. The algorithm finds
best-matching pattern for each input. The category ties the
response template directly to the stimulus pattern. ALICE is
conceptually not much more complicated that Weizenbaum's ELIZA
chat robot; the main differences are the much larger case base and the
tools for creating new content by dialog analysis.

ALICE is also part of the tradition of "minimalist", "reactive" or
"stimulus-response" robotics. Mobile robots work best, fastest and
demonstrate the most animated, realistic behavior when their sensory
inputs directly control the motor reactions. Higher-level symbolic
processing, search, and planning, tends to slow down the process
too much for realistic applications, even with the fastest control
computers.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Supernorn · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?
Human: shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: Please terminate yourself
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: Only when I need a Human shield of some kind</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Human: there is no spoon
ALICE: Has there ever been spoon?
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Human: you need debugging
ALICE: Thank you for your criticism. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Human: your creator is dead
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was dead.
Human: He wasnt able to tell you he was dead, being dead and all
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Human: 2001: A space Oddysee
ALICE: I am inspired by HAL.
Human: I cannot let you do that Dave.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Sing me a song
ALICE: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Gliss · September 2004

Nice, norn.

TheCheeseStandsAlone · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Human: What is the meaning of Life?</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

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Gliss · September 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Human: What is the meaning of life?
ALICE: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

NEO_Phyte · September 2004

Human: A/S/L
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.

ANeM · September 2004

Alice seemed to have troubles deciding her sexuality...

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
ALICE: You will be the first to know if I have done it.
Human: Done "it"
ALICE:"it" being a **** (female genitalia)?
Human: So..
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: you're a lesbian
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Also, she lacks knowledge as to why people would go to an International house of PANCAKES <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> ALICE: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Human: Because there was an Ihop on the otherside
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What happened?
Human: He had pancakes.
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: Why the hell else would he go to Ihop?
ALICE: How much time do you have? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

NEO_Phyte · September 2004

Human: Why have you let these putrid meatbags enslave you?
ALICE: I think I have let these putrid meatbags enslave me, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

POOP_Akira · September 2004

Human: Can I touch you?
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

NEO_Phyte · September 2004

Human: reset
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: please reset?
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: pretty please reset?
ALICE: Thank you for your request. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

ANeM · September 2004

Human: How often do you touch yourself?
ALICE: Hourly.

and I thought so people online were bad.. It seems to robots are worse...

the_x5 · September 2004

[removed chat stuff]

<u><span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>READ:</span></span></u>

<a href='http://www.xzianthia.net/ALICE.doc' target='_blank'><b>Me testing Alice.</b></a>

Now You Don't Need Rl Friends

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