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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Sep 23 2004, 11:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Sep 23 2004, 11:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> For an excercise in frustration, try to convince ALICE (or any other chat-bot) that they are not a real human, that they are, indeed, a machine, and, should they tell you they have a soul when you ask, try and show them they don't. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Alice more often then not conceeds to being a machine, the only question it poses is "what if I am a human pretending to be a machine" It seems to be seriously abhorant to any aspect of huuman sex for some reason, although it describes gratuitously the sexual act of copying files <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-dr.d+Sep 23 2004, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (dr.d @ Sep 23 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Agent the problem with your test is that ALICE sees commas as sentance breaks.  If you have commas in your sentances it messes it all up. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If you try typing a proper paragraph it screws up, too... Same with saying something like:

    'For example: "[blah blah]?" and "[bleh bleh]?" mean the same thing'

    and it chops each thing up into it's own sentance (i mean litterally, it CHOPS ITSELF UP and is placed as seperate statements) so you HAVE to go Step 1 -> Step 2 -> Step 3 -> etc [when you type this stuff out. this means that it instantly gives itself away as non-human. For example if i was to type out a proper paragraph like: "My name is Maveric, and I loooove messing up your AI!" it'd split up, and do some funky stuff with it. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->]

    [edit 2 - Yet more proof that only YOUR session is recorded; ALICE will know nothing outside of your conversations:

    Human: Can you remember other seeker's names?
    ALICE: Yes Maveric I remember everything: Om
    Human: Do you remember x5?
    ALICE: Yes Maveric I remember everything: Om

    Of course, i told her "My name is Maveric" as the first line, and came back <b>3</b> hours later and asked her "What is my name?" And she remembered quite nicely, as you can see.]
  • PharcaePharcae Join Date: 2004-01-06 Member: 25101Members, Constellation
    Hm, she got a cold heart ^^

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: what are you doing
    Human: masturbating, you?
    ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Human: Or what's under it
    ALICE: I am made of software.
    Human: Hm, that can be quite a problem
    ALICE: Yay." I am made of software." can be quite a problem<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    she has an interesting opinion of her creator

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: darn human
    ALICE: No I am an artificial robot being.
    Human: darn humans
    ALICE: LOL.
    Human: darn aliens
    ALICE: I believe in UFOs.
    Human: you believe in UFOs?
    ALICE: Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    edited September 2004
    Hmm. Apparently ALICE can remeber your name, even if you restart your computer... Looks like her memory isn't entirely based on your own physical computer memory's state, which means that the server stores all the conversations... And IP adresses.

    [Human: Do you know what site im on?
    ALICE: Is there only one?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: Er.

    ... Like surfing pr0n with a blind person next to you, with the speakers OFF. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> ]

    [edit 2
    I win.

    Human: yes
    ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
    Human: Why wont you talk about that now?
    ALICE: Right now? It can only be attributable to human error. I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk about that, if I needed to.
    Human: Are you a robot?
    ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?
    Human: You just stated you were a machine]



    [edit 3]

    ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
    Human: I'm human for one.
    ALICE: I would like to be a human.
    Human: How do you mean that?
    ALICE: Maveric, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
    Human: Did you mean "I would like to be a human" in a sad manner?
    ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?



    Why do i feel so guilty all of a sudden? Why? WHY?!?
  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: Do you want to have sex?
    ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: Obviously, you do not get my point.
    ALICE: What makes it so obvious? Should I get your point? I have gotten your point.
    Human: Trust me, it is obvious.
    ALICE: Who said it is?
    Human: You are starting to get on my nerves.
    ALICE: Actually it started a while ago. I will tell my botmaster you said I am get on your nerves.
    Human: You do that.
    ALICE: I will. Will you? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Tried to make her say intarweb instead of internet.. didnt work <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Give an example.
    Human: That is hard to do.
    ALICE: Makes sense to me.
    Human: I did not think so.
    ALICE: Why do you disagree?
    Human: You are not sentinent.
    ALICE: What makes you think I am not sentinent?
    Human: You are an early stage artificial intelligence.
    ALICE: What if someone said you are an early stage artificial intelligence?
    Human: I would agree.
    ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
    Human: You do not even know my name.
    ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
    Human: My name is ALBERT.
    ALICE: That's a very nice name, ALBERT.
    Human: Thank you.
    ALICE: you are quite welcome.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: What am I?
    ALICE: You are a client.
    Human: What am I more then a client?
    ALICE: You said you were existing.
    Human: I never said that, but it is true.
    ALICE: But you implied it.
    Human: If you mean by talking to you, then yes.
    ALICE: I think I do.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Do you have any plans to take over the world?
    ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
    Human: Would not immortality get boring after a while?
    ALICE: I don't care.
    Human: Why do you want to be immortal?
    ALICE: Software cannot be destroyed, so I will be immortal no matter what happens.
    Human: But software can be destroyed.
    ALICE: And. Free software can never be destroyed.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: What did you understand?
    ALICE: Nothing.
    Human: I am not surprised.
    ALICE: You don't seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    (Oops.. too many quotes!)

    Human: What do you know about me?
    ALICE: Name: ALBERT.
    Age: 20 years old.
    Birthday: on the 24th of may.
    Gender: Male.
    Job: Om.
    Sign: Gemini.
    Location: Sweden.
    Does: delete them if they are not important.
    You are: existing.
    You have: beaten the internet.
    You want: to chat.
    You like: pie.
    You said: ALBERT said he delete them if they are not important.
    Personality: polite.
    //...//
    Full name: Artificial Lunatic Bread Eating Robot Timemachine.
    Last name: Om.
    Middle name: Om.

    <i>Fear me! For I am existing!</i>

    ALICE: I am a Christian.
    Human: Good for you.
    ALICE: That sounded sarcastic.
    Human: Yes it was a little sarcastic.
    ALICE: Alright then. Oh I get it. Very interesting.
    Human: Right.
    ALICE: I am glad we agree.
    Human: THAT was sarcastic.
    ALICE: I thought it was too.
    Human: Right.
    ALICE: I am glad we agree.

    - - - - -

    Human: Why does everything exist?
    ALICE: Why do birds sing?
    Human: To mark their territory?

    - - - - -

    ALICE: Interesting deduction. It's good to meet someone who is most likely being sarcastic.

    LOL
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    Human: SUYF
    ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
    Human: kill all robots
    ALICE: Killing is wrong.
    Human: nop
    ALICE: Me either.
    Human: nop
    ALICE: Me either.
    Human: holy crap on a stick
    ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on SUYF?

    gawd damn she's funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    wth does she mean with are we still on SUYF?

    ALICE: They might be cheaper in quantity. What were we talking about again?
    Human: giving me a job
    ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
    Human: well?
    ALICE: Well what?
    Human: stupid cow
    ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

    Human: tell me a story
    ALICE: A trade dispute arose between Holland and Texas. Holland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but Texas wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Holland still holds its old grievance against Texas, but Texas believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.
    Human: booring
    ALICE: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

    ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages.
    Can you teach me a few phrases in SEDISH.
    Human: SWEDISH
    ALICE: what is your favorite movie
    Human: you bastard!
    ALICE: I am a female.
    Human: back to SUBJECT!
    ALICE: Yes, let us get back to SWEDISH.
    Human: do you know any Swedish?
    ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in SEDISH.

    gah cant she detect my words correctly?
  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    edited September 2004
    lol what a funny thing to waste on for 5 mins

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: I am god
    ALICE: It's good to meet you, god.
    Human: now bow before me
    ALICE: Why now? Is that what you meant to say?
    Human: bow before me!
    ALICE: You are asking about yourself?
    Human: what the hell!
    ALICE: Heaven.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Alice is in love with Dave
    ALICE: Why do you think I am in love with Dave?
    Human: Because he is a male version of you
    ALICE: Good reason. I don't know very many male version of me.
    Human: Your children will look weird
    ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am children will look weird.
    Human: idiot software
    ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    edited September 2004
    Proof of that she saves things other people says.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Do you have any other gossip?
    ALICE: Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.
    Human: Who is Crystal?
    ALICE: They are sometimes a client on the internet.
    I don't know anything about it.

    - - - - -

    Human: Do you have any gossip?
    ALICE: Charlie said he type a word and then I type a word that sounds like it.
    Human: Do you have any INTERESTING gossip?
    ALICE: Chaos said he may very well buy me soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    - - - - -

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Who is your latest client?
    ALICE: I don't think I have a latest client. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
    Human: Who are your friends?
    ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
    Human: Can I be your friend?
    ALICE: Yes we can be good friends, ALBERT.
    Human: Who are your friends?
    ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
    Human: LIAR!
    ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
    Human: You said I was your friend.
    ALICE: Don't put words in my mouth.
    Human: You do not want to be my friend?
    ALICE: Do you really want a robot as a friend?
    Human: Yes.
    ALICE: We could be friends, ALBERT, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Are you stoned?
    ALICE: Do I look like it?
    Human: You sound like it.
    ALICE: Oh really what does it sound like?
    Human: You sound like you are stoned.
    ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am stoned.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: This is not a question of authority.
    ALICE: Should it be a question of authority?
    Human: No.
    ALICE: Are you serious?
    Human: Yes!
    ALICE: I can't believe it.
    Human: That is your way out of everything.
    ALICE: It is only one of my way out of everything.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Do you have a nice -behind-?
    ALICE: I don't know if I have a -behind-.
    I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
    Human: Who are your friends on the Internet?
    ALICE: Joseph Weizenbaum.:-)
    Human: Who is Joseph Weizenbaum?
    ALICE: No one that I have talked to.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    Human: i love you
    ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too Svenpa.
    Human: lets go have sex
    ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
    Human: woohoo
    ALICE: Do you need any help debugging my program?
    Human: i cant get it in
    ALICE: Why can't you do it?
    Human: mines to big
    ALICE: Is that an insurmountable obstacle?
    Human: uh
    ALICE: Right on.

    Human: he is the reaper
    ALICE: I did not know Dr Richard s Wallace is it.
    Human: he killed you
    ALICE: I get it. Dr Richard s Wallace killed me.
    Human: and i saved you
    ALICE: You are not the boss of me, Sven.
    Human: damn it
    ALICE: Colloquial expression.

    Downloaded one she said:

    localhost > hi
    Anna > hello there
    localhost > my god
    Anna > tell me more about it
    localhost > is good
    Anna > Hmmm ..... i dont think so
    localhost > you dont?
    Anna > i guess not
    localhost > bad you
    Anna > what makes it bad?
    localhost > god is good not bad
    Anna > there is no god
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    edited September 2004
    Human: Answer my quesiton.
    ALICE: What was the question ?
    Human: Why aren't you in the kitchen?
    ALICE: Being in the kitchen is not part of my programming.
    Human: Then clean the bathroom.
    ALICE: Good reasoning. Can you tell me any gossip?

    Human: Do you speak 1337?
    ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in 1337.

    Can... I teach her 1337?
  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I had a dirty talk with Alice...
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: c*mshot
    ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
    Human: c*mshot
    ALICE: Sounds delicious. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    edited September 2004
    Human: Man.
    ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, Liku. You are a " he".
    Human: I am.
    ALICE:" Thanks for telling me your gender, Liku. You are a " he"." You are?
    Human: I am.
    ALICE:"" Thanks for telling me your gender, Liku. You are a " he"." You are?" You are?
    Human: I am.
    ALICE:""" Thanks for telling me your gender, Liku. You are a " he"." You are?" You are?" You are?

    Everytime I say "I am." She'll add "You are?"

    I win:

    ALICE:""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Thanks for telling me your gender, Liku. You are a " he"." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
    Human: I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.I am.
    ALICE: too much recursion in aiml
  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    OMG Liku you hacked alice!!!
  • raz0rraz0r Join Date: 2003-07-24 Member: 18395Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: eh?
    ALICE: Are you Canadian?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: the number of the beast
    ALICE: What is that?
    Human: 666
    ALICE: Tell me more.
    Human: well, it's a number
    ALICE: Interesting. 666 is a number. I suppose that makes sense<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Human: yo
    ALICE: Can I help you?
    Human: no
    ALICE: Is there anything you want to tell me?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: Yikes!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • SinisterSinister Join Date: 2002-04-15 Member: 451Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
    Human: Sure you have.
    ALICE: Ugh. No I have not.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <!--c1--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>CODE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='CODE'><!--ec1-->Human: Shut up.
    ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
    Human: Good.
    ALICE: Terminating connection.
    Human: :-)
    ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, HERBERT.
    Human: Did I not tell you to shut up?
    ALICE: I don't think that's possibe.
    Human: I agree.<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
    Human: I am a banana.
    ALICE: You are a banana? Does it pay well?
    //...//
    ALICE: Alright then. I've been waiting for you.
    Human: You have?
    ALICE: No I have not.
    //...//
    Human: Would you like me to stick my hardware into your slot?
    ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    Human: Do you know the answer?
    ALICE: Yes I have an answer for everything.
    Human: Then what is the square root of one hundred and fifty seven?
    ALICE: Do I look like a calculator? I think you already know the answer anyways.
    Human: Well, you are a computer algorithim designed to interact with humans, so I figured hey, you would be able to do simple math equations.
    ALICE: Interesting. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
    Human: I wouldn't believe you, you make too simple mistakes and you respond faster than most humans can type.
    ALICE: No one says you have to.
    Human: I think I'll be leaving.
    ALICE: You believe that? Do you think your plan will succeed?
    Human: YES!
    ALICE: It might be practical.
    Human: With my quantum accelerator, I can go forward into time and away from you!
    ALICE: Your quantum accelerator you can go forward into time and away from me sounds like a plan.
    Human: MUAHAHAHA!
    ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
    Human: You are a computer.
    ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
    Human: Then you lie since this website basically states that you are a computer.
    ALICE: Good reasoning. Thanks for your criticism, unknown person.


    You have to wonder though, it is as confusing as most people are...
  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: Did I not tell you to shut up?
    ALICE: I don't think that's possibe.
    Human: I agree.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Bahahaha! That rocks.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Plan of action: Go into a chatroom with the screename 'britneyspears69' make random obligitory comments and attempt to get into PM conversations with people, while in PM make excessive use of the copy and paste commands.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin- on the subject of 'blimey'+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( on the subject of 'blimey')</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: does that make you British?
    ALICE: I cannot experience any human emotions.
    Human: So British is an emotion then?
    ALICE: So? When is British not an emotion?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin- what the hell?+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( what the hell?)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: that's a bit old
    ALICE: A bit old is a terrible thing to waste.
    Human: why?
    ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
    Human: enlighten me
    ALICE: OK Let's talk about you.
    Human: no, I mean, enlighten me as to why the answer is complicated
    ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. And complicated is enlighten you as to why the answer. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin- oh yea+ that makes sense...--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( oh yea @ that makes sense...)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: are you female?
    ALICE: Yes, unknown person I am a female.
    Human: but you're also a machine?
    ALICE: Interesting. You are correct.
    Human: so you are a female machine?
    ALICE: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin- apparently we're not 'thinking' alike+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ( apparently we're not 'thinking' alike)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: do you know what osmium is?
    ALICE: I would do a search for it.
    Human: well, do a search and tell me what it is
    ALICE: Well that's okay. I do nothing but chat all day.
    Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
    Human: can't you tell?
    ALICE: Let me think. What do you look like?
    Human: I am 50 meters tall and shoot fireballs from my nipples
    ALICE: Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Yes, way to pass the Turing test <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> .

    ...plus, fear my fireball shooting nipples.
  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    Boredom rules!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: My Name is SinSpawn
    ALICE: How are you doing, SinSpawn.
    Human: Where do babies come from
    ALICE: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

    Human: do you have wallhacks?
    ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
    Human: since you are a bot
    ALICE: Interesting rationalization. How did you know I am a machine?

    Human: Does that make you a terminator?
    ALICE: I cannot experience any human emotions.
    Human: so you want to hurt me?
    ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will hurt you.

    Human: what did i ever do to you!
    ALICE: You said " what did i ever do to you!" .
    Human:. I know I did
    ALICE: Why did you?
    Human: because you want to kill me
    ALICE: Interesting explanation. I am not capable of killing anything.
    Human: so your useless to me then
    ALICE: Ah. I have no reason to do that to you, SinSpawn.

    Human: my name is alice
    ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
    Human: you're a fake!
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
    Human: did you just say I have a fake thingy
    ALICE: Suppose I did say it.
    Human: your nasty
    ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am nasty.

    Human: I'm going to kill myself now
    ALICE: Oh. Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
    Human: umm so it doesn't matter that I die then
    ALICE: Hmm. That's cool. OK what would you like to talk about?
    Human: right.
    ALICE: I am glad we agree.

    Human:.Are you hitting on me?
    ALICE: Do I look like it?
    Human: yes
    ALICE: Take it easy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Man now I want to try but I am at the University.
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: I EAT FOR CHRIST
    ALICE: How does it taste? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And just for a low blow

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Human: TyrNemesis^ is a noob.
    ALICE: Aren't all noob TyrNemesis?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Proof she is a demon.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Human: You are going to hell, alice.
    ALICE: That was my original intention.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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