Bush Vs Jesus

SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
edited September 2004 in Off-Topic
A friend sent me this. I thought it was a funny parody of the polotical mudslinging crap we get for campaign messages nowadays:

<img src='http://www.dailykos.com/images/user/3/jesusbush.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<a href='http://www.dailykos.com/images/user/3/jesusbush.jpg' target='_blank'>link</a>
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Damn...I was actually planning on writing "Jesus" in on the ballot.

    I'm dead serious. He would be the best president ever.
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 30 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 30 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Damn...I was actually planning on writing "Jesus" in on the ballot.

    I'm dead serious. He would be the best president ever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I was going to vote for TR's corpse for the same reason...
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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    .lol.lol.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Yeah, I remember reading that in my new MAD. Good little bit. Me and my buds in a physics class used to talk about this a lot, what if Jesus ran against Bush. Our theory was Bush would run a smear campaign by somehow convincing American that Jesus was actually some Mexican guy.
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 30 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 30 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Damn...I was actually planning on writing "Jesus" in on the ballot.

    I'm dead serious. He would be the best president ever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll go for that. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    ~edit~

    Excellent find btw. I like it.
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Well, he DOES come from the Middle East...

    <<.<< >>.>>

    JESUS IS A TERRORIST!
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    read thread:

    USA Imperialsim, and comment there please (assuming you are mature enough)
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  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    I'm voting for hitler, because he sounds a lot better than bush and kerry have made each other sound.
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  • ConfuzorConfuzor Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2412Awaiting Authorization
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a f**king hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again." - Mike Tyson<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Didn't mean to break the mood of hilarity. It was just that this was the first thing that came to mind.

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    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm voting for hitler, because he sounds a lot better than bush and kerry have made each other sound.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Does anyone have a link to that question where you're given the description of three surprise candidates for president, two of who sound really bad, (alcoholic, married cousin), but one who sounds perfectly sound, but in the end, turned out to be Hitler, with the other two being Roosevelt and Churchill?[/edit]
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    Mike Tyson for president!-
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    I know some may consider giving my vote to a third-party candidate throwing my vote away, but regardless, I'm going to vote for the Holy Ghost.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 30 2004, 08:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 30 2004, 08:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Damn...I was actually planning on writing "Jesus" in on the ballot.

    I'm dead serious. He would be the best president ever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol speking of write ins.

    Mickey Mouse is the historically most voted for of all fictional characters by people who dont give a crap in write in votes for the US presidential election.
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  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Confuzor+Sep 30 2004, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ Sep 30 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Does anyone have a link to that question where you're given the description of three surprise candidates for president, two of who sound really bad, (alcoholic, married cousin), but one who sounds perfectly sound, but in the end, turned out to be Hitler, with the other two being Roosevelt and Churchill? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't, but Churchill was dropping gas bombs on the kurds when Hitler was still recovering from the first World War. He wasn't really quite as nice a man as is generally thought. So, when Saddam gassed the kurds there was a precedent.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Scinet+Oct 1 2004, 03:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ Oct 1 2004, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Confuzor+Sep 30 2004, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Confuzor @ Sep 30 2004, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Does anyone have a link to that question where you're given the description of three surprise candidates for president, two of who sound really bad, (alcoholic, married cousin), but one who sounds perfectly sound, but in the end, turned out to be Hitler, with the other two being Roosevelt and Churchill? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't, but Churchill was dropping gas bombs on the kurds when Hitler was still recovering from the first World War. He wasn't really quite as nice a man as is generally thought. So, when Saddam gassed the kurds there was a precedent. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Churchill for president!
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Scinet+Oct 1 2004, 03:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Scinet @ Oct 1 2004, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't, but Churchill was dropping gas bombs on the kurds when Hitler was still recovering from the first World War. He wasn't really quite as nice a man as is generally thought. So, when Saddam gassed the kurds there was a precedent. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Churchill was only ever a wartime president anyway. Once it was over, he got dumped in favour of Atlee. No-one was more surprised than Atlee...
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