Pee On Toilet Seats...

UltimaGecko · October 2004

I've got 5 words for you people:

Dump in the drinking fountain.

...and you think pee on the toilet seat is bad. Welcome to college.

Defiance · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoZombie @ Oct 11 2004, 05:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> why do I find urine on at least 8 out of 10 public toilet seats I ever see? do any of YOU pee on toilet seats and then leave them? it just seems so illogical to me... I mean, first off, would you rather clean someone else's pee or your own? and even before that, would you rather clean up pee or not have to clean anything up at all? is it THAT hard to just aim well to begin with?

is this just a US thing or is it everywhere? you people in the UK and elsewhere, what % of the time do YOU have to wipe up someone else's evacuation before going to the bathroom?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Because people don't give a flying BLEEP

Creepie · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Surge @ Oct 11 2004, 09:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Down syndrome, probably.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Excuse me ? Is this a **** poor attempt at humour or a gross demonstration of your ignorance ?

Mullet · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (_Creep_ @ Oct 11 2004, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Surge @ Oct 11 2004, 09:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Down syndrome, probably. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Excuse me ? Is this a **** poor attempt at humour or a gross demonstration of your ignorance ?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Lighten up.

I doubt most people TRY to pee on toilet seats. Sometimes when a person goes, the pee/water mixture might "bounce" up on the lid... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Cronos · October 2004

Or it comes down with such force that it "Splatters" <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' />

Cold_NiTe · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (UltimaGecko @ Oct 12 2004, 01:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I've got 5 words for you people:

Dump in the drinking fountain.

...and you think pee on the toilet seat is bad. Welcome to college.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Jesus Christ I won't use a drinking fountain at my college for a month now. GG Gecko.

BTW I do that laying toilet paper on the seat thing. As many layers as I had on my old signature picture's psd file. (A lot.)

Maveric · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Oct 11 2004, 07:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Urine is something like 90%+ water and it's completely sterile.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Urine comes from the KIDNEYS.

Kidneys are the filters of the body.

See where this is going?

Amonia, salt, and nasty/dead micro-organisms. You'll actually become dehydrated if you try to drink your urine. Why anyone would do that is beyond me though... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />

Cronos · October 2004

Lack of water that wont kill you on contact?

Cold_NiTe · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cronos @ Oct 12 2004, 01:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Lack of water that wont kill you on contact?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
The desert scenario. I won't go further than that.

Swiftspear · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maveric @ Oct 12 2004, 01:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Amonia, salt, and nasty/dead micro-organisms. You'll actually become dehydrated if you try to drink your urine. Why anyone would do that is beyond me though... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Because its sterile and they like the flavor?

DiscoZombie · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 12 2004, 01:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Maveric @ Oct 12 2004, 01:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Amonia, salt, and nasty/dead micro-organisms. You'll actually become dehydrated if you try to drink your urine. Why anyone would do that is beyond me though... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Because its sterile and they like the flavor?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Patches O'Houlihan: a man among men.

Snidely · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DiscoZombie @ Oct 11 2004, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> is this just a US thing or is it everywhere? you people in the UK and elsewhere, what % of the time do YOU have to wipe up someone else's evacuation before going to the bathroom?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
It's not an American thing.

If you think normal public toilets are bad, try going to a music festival. Uuuuuurgh. I didn't drop a brownie for three days out of fear of the horrors within the portaloos.

Swiftspear · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (relsan @ Oct 12 2004, 12:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> In Japan they don't even have toilet seats. They just have these canals you squat over. They are on a slant so that the water can wash everything down the drain. So if you happen to be squatting downstream you may happen to notice a few "foreign ships" crossing through your harbor if you get my drift. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Hey wait a sec... In japan there are toilets... they have water and light displays and thank you for your waste if TV has taught me anything. Japan is a nation of extream advances in toiletrism.

Snidely · October 2004

Maybe he's talking about rural parts of Japan? I seem to remember being told that rural parts of France don't have toilets, either, just...squat-holes. >,<

marce · October 2004

my brother had a japan toilet experience.

he finished and then realised he didn't know which of the 8 buttons flushed the damn thing.

BizZy_9mm_Messiah · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Oct 11 2004, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Ehhh. I don't see why it matters. Urine is something like 90%+ water and it's completely sterile. And if it bothers you that much, it takes like ten seconds to wipe up. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Are you used to other peoples bodily fluids?

WishCow · October 2004

The best thread. Ever. Even just imagining some of this makes me smile.

twoflow · October 2004

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UnCritical · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ Oct 12 2004, 08:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> If you think normal public toilets are bad, try going to a music festival. Uuuuuurgh. I didn't drop a brownie for three days out of fear of the horrors within the portaloos.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I hear that. Those things are <i>nasty</i>
After witnessing those portaloo's, a little bit of "pee on the seat" doesn't bother me that much.

Clashen · October 2004

uh, why do i find pee on our seats <b>AT HOME?!</b>

Hawkeye · October 2004

Thanks guys. Really, that just start jumped my apetite right before lunch. Thanks. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' />

Geminosity · October 2004

I dunno... I think finding a used sanitary pad stuck to the wall is kinda worse. Luckily that only happened in the girls toilets in my school the once but still... =3

Owen1 · October 2004

uh... i've found that the more serious things arnt pee. but when they;

a.) leave a floater
b.) leave a skidmark
c.) use pewp to write something on the door
d.) leave a used condom in the pan
e.) leave a used condom, floater, and skidmarks in the pan

Snidely · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Oct 12 2004, 12:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I dunno... I think finding a used sanitary pad stuck to the wall is kinda worse. Luckily that only happened in the girls toilets in my school the once but still... =3 </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
At a music festival, I found a used tampon in the sink, along with an empty beer can.

the_x5 · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Buggy @ Oct 11 2004, 09:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I never do this, for i have Wee-Wee Aimbot version 2.04x3! </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Ah so we all just need to make real life aimbots mandatory. ftw! lol

No seriously I agree with many of you here. I also do not understand how people are so poorly potty trained. And I have seen such similar acts of 101 more disgusting things you can do with the human body in school.

the_x5 · October 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WishCow @ Oct 12 2004, 06:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> The best thread. Ever. Even just imagining some of this makes me smile.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Or maybe rather the grossest thread ever.

Tho I have to admit reading though these I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and hit my head on the floor. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Anyways I might as well contribute:

worst thing I've ever found on a table I was bussing: a poopy diaper with poopy wipes (yes, poo is worse than vomit)

Krad · October 2004

I figure I'm doing the next guy a favor when I pee (purposely or not) on the toilet seat, after all, everyone hates a cold seat when they gotta poop, so why not warm it up a bit? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Edit: Actually... not really.

POOP_Akira · October 2004

There is not a single clean toilet seat in my school... And it sucks the big ones when you have to poop.

Tonee · October 2004

I ain't reading through 4 pages of the "pee" subject but in referal to your first post... I blame "drunkness" and yes when i am drunk I do tend to pee on the seats (you are talking about the sit down part and not the lid right?) and obviuosly drunk = n00b

Amped1 · October 2004

Well the janitor screamed at me once for spilling water when washing my hands so now I miss on purpose and run out of the stall giggling.

On a more serious note, the most disturbing thing I have even witnessed was a few 3rd or 4th graders seemed to take great amusement in smearing their feces all over the walls of the bathroom. Unfortunately this plagued all the bathrooms in our school so holding it was the only real option. -_-

Pee On Toilet Seats...

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