<!--QuoteBegin-Ryo-Ohki+Oct 18 2004, 02:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ryo-Ohki @ Oct 18 2004, 02:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Simpson tide" the episode where Homer becomes a nuclear submarine captain. Has some stellar material.
<i>At the UN:</i>
Russia: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessal
US: The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?
<i>Russia presses small button on desk, name tag flips over to Soviet Union</i>
USSR: Yes, dat's what we wanted you to think, mwhahahahaa
<i>Flash to Moscow, with a big parade of teddy bears and clowns stopping and tanks driving out from underneith. Flash to Berlin, with a sign saying "Berlin reunited, and it feels so good" then a strip of grass rolls back and the Berlin Wall pops out of the ground, complete with armed guards and dogs. Flash to Lenin's tomb, where the mummified Bolshevik smashes the glass around his body and starts lurching around like a mummy growling "Must Crush Capitalism".</i>
EDIT: However the Japanese ep has one fantastic line in it (apart from BATTLEING SEIZURE ROBOTS)
Homer: I once knew a man from Nantucket
Lisa: Oh?
Homer: Let's just say the rumours about him were greatly exaggerated <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Awsome <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Dr. Shaggy wins, and Caboose is my new least favorite person. "You Only Move Twice" is just so awesome.
Scorpio: "...and to prove to you that I'm not bluffing..." *presses button* England: "Oh my god! The 49th St Bridge" India: "Well, maybe it collapsed on it's own" England: "We can't take that chance" India" "You always say that. I want to take a chance"
Marge: "I keep feeling like I'm going to get the bum's rush here" Hank: "We don't have bums in this town, Marge. And if we did, they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace."
Hank: "Homer, what's your least favorite country, France or Italy?" Homer: "Umm, France" Hank: "Haha. No one ever picks Italy"
Homer: "Hey, you have any sugar around here?" Hank: *reaches into pockets and pulls out sugar* "Sorry it's not in packets. You want some cream?" Homer: "Err, umm, no thanks"
Oh man.... I could just quote the whole episode if I don't stop myself.
A close second for me would have to be "Homer vs. the 18th Amendment," which is the Beer Baron episode.
Rex Banner: "Are you the Beer Baron?" Comicbook Guy: "Yes, but only by night. By day I'm a mild-manner reporter for the Metropolitan newspaper." Rex Banner: "Don't crack wise with me, tubby!" Comicbook Guy: "Tubby? Oh, yes. Tubby." Rex Banner: "Are you the beer baron?" Flanders: "If you mean root beer, then I'm guil-diddily-ilty as char-diddily-arged" Rex Banner: "He's not the beer baron, but he sound drunk. Take him in, boys!"
Barney: "Happy Birthdaaaaaay" *kisses window* Rex Banner: *smashes window and grabs Barney* "Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?" Barney: "Yes...?"
You only move twice = Brilliance. Utter brilliance.
Hank: If you need anything, you call me. Homer: All right. What's the number? Hank: I've never had to call my own company. Someone will tell you upstairs. But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.
All of the earlier halloween specials were hysterical. I can't really get myself to watch the new episodes (hell, I don't even know if it's still on air), it's just the same stuff over and over...
My god, noone mentioned the Chili contest episode, where Homer plasters his throat and eats a whole bowl of Chili made from red peppers grown in Mexican crazyhouses.
- Find your soulmate, Homer! - What was that?! - ARF! - Damn straight. Stupid space coyote.
So hard to choose! The one that springs to mind right now is the one where Homer causes a nuclear meltdown in a training truck (with no nuclear material on it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ).
When the restaurant owners try to kill Homer with that giant pastry, but Lisa gets him to toss it aside at the last moment and it lands on the Mole Man's stand and blows it up.
Chief Wiggum: Good thing it landed in that smoking crater!
<!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 18 2004, 07:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 18 2004, 07:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> When the restaurant owners try to kill Homer with that giant pastry, but Lisa gets him to toss it aside at the last moment and it lands on the Mole Man's stand and blows it up.
Chief Wiggum: Good thing it landed in that smoking crater! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Just watched that today. Wiggum's line was hilarious.
Oh, and the episode where Homer gets sent to the evil Island!
Number 6: Welcome, friend. I'm Number 6. Number 15: I'm Number Fifteen. What number are you? Homer: I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever ... oh wait ... [notices a button on his lapel with a "5" on it] I'm Number Five. Ha-ha! In your face Number 6. Number 6: Yes. Well done.
The one where homer gains weight to get on disability and works from home.
Homer: "[reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key] Awp...no time for that now, the computer's starting."
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the one where homer blows bomb, the one where bart gets the lemon tree, and the halloween episode where he caps non zombie flanders <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Oct 18 2004, 03:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Oct 18 2004, 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the one where homer blows bomb, the one where bart gets the lemon tree, and the halloween episode where he caps non zombie flanders <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> No actually Flanders was a zombie, but Homer didn't care, it was Barney who was not a zombie, but he ate flesh anyways. That episode had the best spells ever.
the episode where bart takes "santa's little helper" to school, and it gets trapped in the ventilation and willy had to get him out
<span style='color:red'>willy: lunchlady doris have ya got any grease
lunchlady: yes
willy: then grease me up woman</span>
and another quote abit furthur on when he's going through the vents to catch the dog
<span style='color:red'>willy: there's nothing that can outrun a greased scotsman</span>
now i thought that episode was hilarious <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> lol
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<i>At the UN:</i>
Russia: The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessal
US: The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up?
<i>Russia presses small button on desk, name tag flips over to Soviet Union</i>
USSR: Yes, dat's what we wanted you to think, mwhahahahaa
<i>Flash to Moscow, with a big parade of teddy bears and clowns stopping and tanks driving out from underneith. Flash to Berlin, with a sign saying "Berlin reunited, and it feels so good" then a strip of grass rolls back and the Berlin Wall pops out of the ground, complete with armed guards and dogs. Flash to Lenin's tomb, where the mummified Bolshevik smashes the glass around his body and starts lurching around like a mummy growling "Must Crush Capitalism".</i>
EDIT: However the Japanese ep has one fantastic line in it (apart from BATTLEING SEIZURE ROBOTS)
Homer: I once knew a man from Nantucket
Lisa: Oh?
Homer: Let's just say the rumours about him were greatly exaggerated <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Awsome <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Scorpio: "...and to prove to you that I'm not bluffing..." *presses button*
England: "Oh my god! The 49th St Bridge"
India: "Well, maybe it collapsed on it's own"
England: "We can't take that chance"
India" "You always say that. I want to take a chance"
Marge: "I keep feeling like I'm going to get the bum's rush here"
Hank: "We don't have bums in this town, Marge. And if we did, they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace."
Hank: "Homer, what's your least favorite country, France or Italy?"
Homer: "Umm, France"
Hank: "Haha. No one ever picks Italy"
Homer: "Hey, you have any sugar around here?"
Hank: *reaches into pockets and pulls out sugar* "Sorry it's not in packets. You want some cream?"
Homer: "Err, umm, no thanks"
Oh man.... I could just quote the whole episode if I don't stop myself.
A close second for me would have to be "Homer vs. the 18th Amendment," which is the Beer Baron episode.
Rex Banner: "Are you the Beer Baron?"
Comicbook Guy: "Yes, but only by night. By day I'm a mild-manner reporter for the Metropolitan newspaper."
Rex Banner: "Don't crack wise with me, tubby!"
Comicbook Guy: "Tubby? Oh, yes. Tubby."
Rex Banner: "Are you the beer baron?"
Flanders: "If you mean root beer, then I'm guil-diddily-ilty as char-diddily-arged"
Rex Banner: "He's not the beer baron, but he sound drunk. Take him in, boys!"
Barney: "Happy Birthdaaaaaay" *kisses window*
Rex Banner: *smashes window and grabs Barney* "Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?"
Barney: "Yes...?"
And so on... ha.
Hank: If you need anything, you call me.
Homer: All right. What's the number?
Hank: I've never had to call my own company. Someone will tell you upstairs. But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.
Scorpio: Ingenious isn't it Mr Bunt?
Mr. Bunt: Scorpio you're totally mad!
Scorpio: I wouldn't point fingers you jerk
Mr. Bunt: So do you expect me to talk?
Scorpio: No I expect you to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now
<i>Bunt flips coin out of his pocket, splicing the laser beam into four new beams that slice through his manacles</i>
Scorpio: Stop him! He's supposed to die!
<i>Homer tackles Bunt</i>
Scorpio: Nice work homer! Am I proud of you. When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house.
Half a dozen guards machine gun Bunt.
- Find your soulmate, Homer!
- What was that?!
- ARF!
- Damn straight. Stupid space coyote.
Bart! Stop trying to do the touch of death on your sister.
rofl
Homer: Can I interest you in a steak, hamburger, porkchop?
Lisa: DO you have anything that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: The veal might have died of lonliness.
THat quote put me in stitches!
But I still remember the Lenin Zombie.
And don't forget the <u>killer dolphins!</u>
Steven: Oh no, the starfish poachers have made it to dry land! Now we'll never catch them
Nightboat: Incorrect Steven. Look, a canal
Bart: There's always a canal
Lisa: Or an inlet
Bart: Or a fjord
Chief Wiggum: Good thing it landed in that smoking crater!
Chief Wiggum: Good thing it landed in that smoking crater! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Just watched that today. Wiggum's line was hilarious.
Number 6: Welcome, friend. I'm Number 6.
Number 15: I'm Number Fifteen. What number are you?
Homer: I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you ever
... oh wait ... [notices a button on his lapel with
a "5" on it] I'm Number Five. Ha-ha! In your face
Number 6.
Number 6: Yes. Well done.
Homer: "[reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB. [presses TAB key] Awp...no time for that now, the computer's starting."
and yes the Japanise Battle sezure robots rule
"Go to hell candy boys"!!!!
UR LATIN!!
"Go to hell candy boys"!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You think you've said "Gummi" enough?
Are all these pockets really necessary.
Well they wouldn't be if you agreed to go in the hollowed-out wheelchair!
Listen to the music! HE'S EVIL!
Oh man I almost forgot about that episode.
No actually Flanders was a zombie, but Homer didn't care, it was Barney who was not a zombie, but he ate flesh anyways. That episode had the best spells ever.
"Trojan Ramses Magnum Sheik!"
God I have no life.
"Go to hell candy boys"!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You think you've said "Gummi" enough?
Are all these pockets really necessary.
Well they wouldn't be if you agreed to go in the hollowed-out wheelchair!
Listen to the music! HE'S EVIL!
Oh man I almost forgot about that episode. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
"He's rowdie rowdie...peeeeeper"
<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> genius
Nelson: Hey Willy catch the football
Willy: Aye okay, braghh arghghgh you little argh!
legendary
<span style='color:red'>willy: lunchlady doris have ya got any grease
lunchlady: yes
willy: then grease me up woman</span>
and another quote abit furthur on when he's going through the vents to catch the dog
<span style='color:red'>willy: there's nothing that can outrun a greased scotsman</span>
now i thought that episode was hilarious <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> lol
where they mafe a giant donut an led them over a cliff ..and homer was the first to go XD
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"THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!"
Lisa: Dad they all come from the same animal
Home: Yeas Lisa...the Magic animal....