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<a href='http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=184701&page=1' target='_blank'>bahahahaha</a>

ohnoes, teh halloween!

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->PUYALLUP, Wash., Oct. 21, 2004 --  A Washington state school district is canceling its annual Halloween celebration, and the explanation has some parents baffled.

"Let them have their 30 minutes of dressing goofy and having candy," Silas Macon, a father of two school-age girls, said Wednesday outside Maplewood Elementary School after learning that the grade-school tradition of a party and parade in costume during the last half-hour of class before Halloween night won't happen this year in the district.

A letter sent home to parents Wednesday said there will be no observance of Halloween in any of the district's schools.

"We really want to make sure we're using all of our time in the best interest of our students," Puyallup School District spokeswoman Karen Hansen said.

The superintendent made the decision for three primary reasons, Hansen said. First, Halloween parties and parades waste valuable classroom time. Second, some families can't afford costumes and the celebrations thus can create embarrassment for children.

Both of those reasons seemed sensible to the parents who spoke to ABC News affiliate KOMO-TV in Seattle. But the district's third reason left some Puyallup parents shaking their heads.

The district said Halloween celebrations and children dressed in Halloween costumes might be offensive to real witches.

"Witches with pointy noses and things like that are not respective symbols of the Wiccan religion and so we want to be respectful of that," Hansen said.

The Wiccan, or Pagan, religion is said to be growing in the United States and there are Wiccan groups in Puyallup.

On the district's list of guidelines related to holidays and celebrations is an item that reads: "Use of derogatory stereotypes is prohibited, such as the traditional image of a witch, which is offensive to members of the Wiccan religion."

"I do lots of things that are not revolving around wearing a black outfit and stirring a cauldron," Wiccan priestess Cheryl Sulyma-Masson said in an interview with ABC News in which she explained that Wiccans, or Pagan Clergy, celebrate nature.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Yeah I always hated feeling like a bum because I didn't have enough money for a costume.
  • BobTheJanitorBobTheJanitor Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24228Members, NS1 Playtester
    And the poor kids just want half an hour of fun time and cupcakes. They don't give a flip about costumes or no costumes or insulting some hypersensitive wiccan priestess somewhere. I weep for humanity. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    People dress up for Halloween parties at school?

    In my experience, it's just Halloween-themed candy and crap like that. Heh.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Good God, I always kindof felt like school had a 'no fun' policy of some sort, but I never would have thought I was acctually right. What next? take away recess because its wasting 'valuable class room time'? this guy is one of those evil zombie principles every kid secretly imagine they might have.
  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Oct 21 2004, 04:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Oct 21 2004, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Good God, I always kindof felt like school had a 'no fun' policy of some sort, but I never would have thought I was acctually right. What next? take away recess because its wasting 'valuable class room time'? this guy is one of those evil zombie principles every kid secretly imagine they might have. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    they are gonna take recess away due to it offends all the obese people because the kids are being active.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BobTheJanitor+Oct 21 2004, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BobTheJanitor @ Oct 21 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And the poor kids just want half an hour of fun time and cupcakes. They don't give a flip about costumes or no costumes or insulting some hypersensitive wiccan priestess somewhere. I weep for humanity. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You have obviously never been a child. If all your friends are Darth Vader and you're Joe the Hobo (unintentionally) you're going to be unhappy.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 21 2004, 06:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 21 2004, 06:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BobTheJanitor+Oct 21 2004, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BobTheJanitor @ Oct 21 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And the poor kids just want half an hour of fun time and cupcakes. They don't give a flip about costumes or no costumes or insulting some hypersensitive wiccan priestess somewhere. I weep for humanity.  <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You have obviously never been a child. If all your friends are Darth Vader and you're Joe the Hobo (unintentionally) you're going to be unhappy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't let the parents help with the costumes... Then everyone will be joe hobo <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • InvaznInvazn Join Date: 2004-03-04 Member: 27142Members
    Just go around gettin candy.
  • Dorian_GrayDorian_Gray Join Date: 2004-02-15 Member: 26581Members, Constellation
    Yeah here in Canada the chuches are complaining because Halloween is on a Sunday. They find it offensive that small children, dressed up as "devils and demons", would run around on a Sunday. OMG T3h kidz0rs r t3h evil!11one Banz0r th3m!!oneeleven

    I can see them having a problem with it if everybody is denouncing Christianity and doing ritual sacrifices of goats and crap, but costumes? Come on. I don't even HAVE a goat for starters <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dorian Gray+Oct 21 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dorian Gray @ Oct 21 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah here in Canada the chuches are complaining because Halloween is on a Sunday. They find it offensive that small children, dressed up as "devils and demons", would run around on a Sunday. OMG T3h kidz0rs r t3h evil!11one Banz0r th3m!!oneeleven

    I can see them having a problem with it if everybody is denouncing Christianity and doing ritual sacrifices of goats and crap, but costumes? Come on. I don't even HAVE a goat for starters <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I was one of the kids that didn't get to go out on halloween because of that... My parents are less idiotic now, but sometimes well meaning people just need a good old fashion slap to the face <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/mad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    They ought to realize that all witches aren't Wiccans and all Wiccans aren't witches.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Oct 21 2004, 06:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Oct 21 2004, 06:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BobTheJanitor+Oct 21 2004, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BobTheJanitor @ Oct 21 2004, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And the poor kids just want half an hour of fun time and cupcakes. They don't give a flip about costumes or no costumes or insulting some hypersensitive wiccan priestess somewhere. I weep for humanity.  <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You have obviously never been a child. If all your friends are Darth Vader and you're Joe the Hobo (unintentionally) you're going to be unhappy. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b>Yeah</b> <i>because I wore a giant sack to mine and all the other kids were like "dude, where's your costume?"</i>
  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    I find it amusing that they call it a waste of time. It's not like you actually learn that much stuff in grade school to begin with.
  • MarineAnimalMarineAnimal Join Date: 2004-05-14 Member: 28676Members
    I never trick-or-treated until I was about 12. At that time I had a paper route, so for my costume I wore my paper bag! so that's where everyone put the candy! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GadzukoGadzuko Join Date: 2002-12-26 Member: 11556Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dorian Gray+Oct 21 2004, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dorian Gray @ Oct 21 2004, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah here in Canada the chuches are complaining because Halloween is on a Sunday. They find it offensive that small children, dressed up as "devils and demons", would run around on a Sunday. OMG T3h kidz0rs r t3h evil!11one Banz0r th3m!!oneeleven

    I can see them having a problem with it if everybody is denouncing Christianity and doing ritual sacrifices of goats and crap, but costumes? Come on. I don't even HAVE a goat for starters <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The funny thing is, Halloween was actually revived in the late 1800s by Christians who saw it as a good, fun community-oriented event. Sad how people have changed.
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