Nsbash

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
<div class="IPBDescription">For those that don't know of it...</div>I know most of you do know about it, but I figured not everybody does so I made this thread...

For those that don't know about NSBash, go check it out:

<a href='http://nsbash.voogru.com/' target='_blank'>http://nsbash.voogru.com/</a>

Basically, its just a ripoff of Bash.org, but for our own little corner of the Internet. :P

enjoy.
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Ooo... Never knew of that. Nifty.
  • GneralasGneralas Join Date: 2004-01-20 Member: 25523Members
    Where are these quotes from? ingame? irc? these forums? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Or are they just made up? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Meh. It hasn't achieved the critical mass bash.org has, where the sheer weight of crap quotes bakes some diamonds from the heat and pressure. It's only at the crap quotes stage, sorry to say.
  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    And just like the real bash, I'm not there so it isn't really funny.
  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    They're from irc, search for brute_force. You'll see something pretty messed up things. ~D:
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    edited November 2004
    See, the real difference here is that bash.org is funny, despite AllYourHive's claims.
  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
    ^_____________________________________________^

    I will post many many things very soon.
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    For some reason I've never been able to see that site... still can't -.-

    Not being able to see AND finding out there was once a fake quote by me stuck on there (I'd never said it yet someone had submitted it... probably my archnemesis who's luckily silent these days =3 ) kinda makes me paranoid though =s
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Nov 8 2004, 07:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Nov 8 2004, 07:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> See, the real difference here is that bash.org is funny, despite AllYourHive's claims. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, but Bash.org only accepts 1 out of every 1000 or so submissions they get. NSBash accepts everything and lets the community decide if its funny or not via the voting system...
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Nov 8 2004, 11:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Nov 8 2004, 11:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Nov 8 2004, 07:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Nov 8 2004, 07:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> See, the real difference here is that bash.org is funny, despite AllYourHive's claims. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, but Bash.org only accepts 1 out of every 1000 or so submissions they get. NSBash accepts everything and lets the community decide if its funny or not via the voting system... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which would work better if any of it was funny.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Nov 8 2004, 02:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Nov 8 2004, 02:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Nov 8 2004, 07:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Nov 8 2004, 07:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> See, the real difference here is that bash.org is funny, despite AllYourHive's claims. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, but Bash.org only accepts 1 out of every 1000 or so submissions they get. NSBash accepts everything and lets the community decide if its funny or not via the voting system... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But this is the highest ranked quote:

    <Hellfire> Have you had your manseks today?
    <Hellfire> microseks
    <Olmy> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <Olmy> uhhhh
    * Olmy runs
    * Olmy has left #flaytona
    * brute_force also runs
    * brute_force has left #flaytona
    * Mendasp also also runs
    * Mendasp has left #flaytona

    Ha ha ha!
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    Doomaniac, do you guys have the quote where someone was smurfing in #ns as monse and monse joined, I have it sitting in logs somewhere...
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Which would work better if any of it was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. I just think its better to have an open, unfunny community site than a closed totalitarian funny one.
  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    The only one I thought was funny was the League of Nations one, and I got a slight chuckle.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Nov 8 2004, 02:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Nov 8 2004, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Which would work better if any of it was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. I just think its better to have an open, unfunny community site than a closed totalitarian funny one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I disagree.

    Reason? The NS forums.

    Totalitarian rule, fun community which has no choices whatsoever, and almost never funny.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Nov 8 2004, 01:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Nov 8 2004, 01:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Doomaniac, do you guys have the quote where someone was smurfing in #ns as monse and monse joined, I have it sitting in logs somewhere... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    >_<

    I love how dooms reply was the next post below my question yet it somehow got glossed over <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    oh well, s happens and your in the thread so reply!

    do you guys have that quote? I was there when it went down and it was fuunny
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Nov 8 2004, 09:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Nov 8 2004, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Which would work better if any of it was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. I just think its better to have an open, unfunny community site than a closed totalitarian funny one. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Know which one I'd rather visit.
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Quaunaut+Nov 8 2004, 09:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Nov 8 2004, 09:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Nov 8 2004, 02:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Nov 8 2004, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-TychoCelchuuu+Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 8 2004, 08:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Which would work better if any of it was funny. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Agreed. I just think its better to have an open, unfunny community site than a closed totalitarian funny one. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I disagree.

    Reason? The NS forums.

    Totalitarian rule, fun community which has no choices whatsoever, and almost never funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I can't tell all my great jokes about God when you're in the room.
  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jezpuh+Nov 8 2004, 01:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jezpuh @ Nov 8 2004, 01:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> They're from irc, search for brute_force. You'll see something pretty messed up things. ~D: <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Shut up... It's not like I just say weird things at random that have nothing to do with anything and then someone NSBashes it... oh wait.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NSBash.org+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NSBash.org)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->(+Coblet) yes |Nz-Nexus|, i'm Cobra^ on the forums, Cobra was taken so I had to put the ^ in
    (|Nz-Nexus|) o..cobra is you = todd hollenshead?
    (+Coblet) ...
    (|Nz-Nexus|) cobra..hey i gonna buy your game om
    (|Nz-Nexus|) ok? nightwacth.
    (+Coblet) yeah... it's released next week |Nz-Nexus| !
    (|Nz-Nexus|) WOW! can i pre-release it plz!! so you post it to my home.
    (|Nz-Nexus|) i only want nightwatch because i like the level design
    (+Coblet) |Nz-Nexus| - we have spaces for story editors, maybe you should apply
    (|Nz-Nexus|) um..ya ya?
    (+Coblet) so if you could write a piece |Nz-Nexus| and e-mail it to me I'd be very happy to read it
    (|Nz-Nexus|) L=)
    (|Nz-Nexus|) yes of course.
    (|Nz-Nexus|) do you need a story or history about the game?
    (+Coblet) story |Nz-Nexus|
    (|Nz-Nexus|) ok i allready got a story
    (|Nz-Nexus|) a guy called hem self Bobbrick Shepsson was on work like allways on hes duty. Suddenly all walls exploded<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Is that where the "all walls exploded" thing comes from?
  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?
    <MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
    <MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    MonsE FTW!
  • TorgoTorgo Join Date: 2002-12-30 Member: 11626Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-RaVe+Nov 8 2004, 07:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RaVe @ Nov 8 2004, 07:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?
    <MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
    <MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    MonsE FTW! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Like I said...it'd be a lot better if the quotes were funny...
  • POOP_AkiraPOOP_Akira Join Date: 2003-11-23 Member: 23468Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Torgo+Nov 8 2004, 07:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Torgo @ Nov 8 2004, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-RaVe+Nov 8 2004, 07:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RaVe @ Nov 8 2004, 07:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?
    <MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
    <MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    MonsE FTW! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Like I said...it'd be a lot better if the quotes were funny... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ohnoes forum sour puss.

    *pout pout pout*
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    omg yay somthing I said is ranked in the top 100!
  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><aonomus|h5x>omg its FLAYRA!
    <NEO|Phyte>whats this flayra thing, some kind of IRC bot?
    <Redford>!k NEO|Phyte You mock GOD? Do not even dare to ever mock GOD!
    [kick and rejoin messges]
    <NEO|Phyte>D=
    <Redford>Mocking GOD is not allowed in this chat.
    <NEO|Phyte>GOD smells funny
    <Mediocrity>All gods, or just GOD?
    <aonomus|h5x>didnt he say not to confuse Flayra|CAL with god?
    <aonomus|h5x>or does GOD stand for some acronym like giddy orange daredevil
    <Tykjen>and what gender
    a little bitlater
    <Flayra|CAL>Interesting phase gate placement for GLovin
    <NEO|Phyte>i see, Flayra is a bot that runs CAL commentary
    <NEO|Phyte>;p
    <Redford>!k NEO|Phyte The Hand Of Flay crushes your frail mortal being for 876 damage
    [kick and rejoin messges]
    <NEO|Phyte>owwww
    <Grillkohle>why not 877 ?
    <[FFT]Narfwak|Busy>it's a bug
    <Mediocrity>Armor!
    <[FFT]Narfwak|Busy>it's supposed to do 900 area of effect
    <Grillkohle>hahahaha
    <Redford>Yeah. Marines need a hand of flay that costs 1000 res. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <Grillkohle>best explanation ever.
    <Mediocrity>Negative armor values for the winnnn...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    certain IRC members dont like jokes <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Nov 8 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Nov 8 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> omg yay somthing I said is ranked in the top 100! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's not saying much.

    The idea is great, but the quotes are horrid.
  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    edited November 2004
    Top 100? There's probably only 102 quotes on there or something XD

    Super edit: haha there's 612, my mistake. A lot more crappy quotes than I thought.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Really, as long as none of my quotes (search "Tych") are ranked above zero I'm going to be cynical about NS Bash <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Liku+Nov 8 2004, 06:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Nov 8 2004, 06:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Nov 8 2004, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Nov 8 2004, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> omg yay somthing I said is ranked in the top 100! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's not saying much.

    The idea is great, but the quotes are horrid. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jealousy.
  • mirrodinmirrodin Join Date: 2004-06-29 Member: 29621Members
    Lies, it is great...
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