Why Do You Suppose We Have Butt Hair?

kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Cause it sure gets itchy up there.</div> eh?
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Oh for the love of god.

    Wait, 'up' there??
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    Our **** gets cold?
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  • kidakida Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13778Members
    meh, okay...thec cleavage area, where the two slabs of cheek form a pleateu or valley. between there.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Uhh... 1) NEVER NEVER EVER use the word 'cleavage' to describe your butt. Just... don't. Urgh. It creates pretty conflicting images, something nice compares to some guy's filthy arse.

    2) <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair</a>
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    most. disturbing. topic. ever.
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  • gyMegyMe Join Date: 2004-08-27 Member: 30961Members, Constellation
    We get butt hair so crabs and other parasites have more room to frolic.
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  • illuminexilluminex Join Date: 2004-03-13 Member: 27317Members, Constellation
    Heh, now I'm thinking about Deuce Bigilow, Male Gigilo getting his asscrack waxed. That was hot 'n sexay. Haha.

    It's a good question. It's probably a way to keep feces away from the skin, but that's probably the wrong idea.

    I'm sure there is some obscure reason why there is hair there. It's definitely not a hot thing, and I'm glad porn star chicas get that waxed.
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  • elitebearelitebear Join Date: 2002-05-29 Member: 696Members
    i have zero butt hairs and am not burdened by dingleberries stuck in pubic hairs down there. suckers
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Now this here is some ridiculous ****.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    primitive form of insulation. we used to have fur all over, then fur in important parts, and now that we've been wearing clothes for so long, the only heavily-furred area is the head. the **** and asscrack are less important but still have vestiges of protective fur <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    here's a tip: try shaving it, or if you're too much of a pussycat then trim it with clippers. also, wash in the shower with antibacterial soap to reduce itching.
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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    this thread makes me happy
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    Too much information...

    Luckily, I'm not a very hair guy. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Article thing..+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Article thing..)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->..protection from the friction of sexual intercourse.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Your answer, sir. People get it on that hard and fast that they might get burnt in the oh so sensitive spots. Thank <i>god</i> for pubs.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    Because everyone's butt is greek and requires a greek amount of hairyness.
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  • InvaznInvazn Join Date: 2004-03-04 Member: 27142Members
    I dont have any. You're weird.
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  • elitebearelitebear Join Date: 2002-05-29 Member: 696Members
    go asians. no butt hairs to speak of
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Ok, really, do I have to explain why I am locking this?
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