The Dog Ate My Homework

DrSuredeath · February 2005

Well, I can't believe it, but after 4 years in college, I have to resort to this age old excuse.

"I left my homework in the book, and I forgot to bring it with me."

The instructor and everyone in the class started laughing.

>_<

I'm so freaking embarassed.

Looks like I'm gonna need a new excuse, a more convincing professional excuse.

Probably should have been honest and said I thought it was dued next week.

twoflow · February 2005

'Domestic problems' is all you need.

CplDavis · February 2005

In one of my classes someone got sprayed by a skunk (lots of forests and out doorsy type of people in that area and during hunting season)

the professor said gave him the benifit of the doubt for being origional at least. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

Mad_Man · February 2005

say your robot ete it

antifreeze · February 2005

say you got drunk and <-Insert Disgusting Word Here-> on it.

Sub_zer0 · February 2005

fish ate it?

Mullet · February 2005

Your car was stolen.

Sub_zer0 · February 2005

Your fish ate you home work then went on to steal your car?

Xyth · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sub zer0 @ Feb 1 2005, 08:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Your fish ate you home work then went on to steal your car?  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
A winner is you!

UnderDOG · February 2005

You dreamt you did it, and forgot about the real thing.

reasa · February 2005

I actually have had my cat **** on one of my homework assignments, sure I had thrown it on the floor...sure I had closed the door so the cat couldn't get out.
Didn’t matter it was in high-school I just passed it up with the others, yellow stain and all...I never got it back.

You could always say you’re prone to violent ectorectalesopicalrapidexplodeingparkinsonsbleeding spasms...some got on your work...not your fault.

Speaking of work…I could use some. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

eediot · February 2005

Say you had it in your bag and were doing it in the park but you went to the toilet and when you came back a hobo had stolen it.

[Robot hobo]

Edit: Or you could say you were doing drugs and ran out of paper.

Private_Coleman · February 2005

I actually have used the excuse my dog ate my homework ... <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

funbags · February 2005

Say it's kind of private, but you have trouble "On the homefront" and give him a :\ face.

Jimmeh · February 2005

Say it's in your ponce and ask him to get it out.

Svenpa · February 2005

"I forgot about it"
"I didn't have time"
"Talk to the hand"
"See my gun?"
"OMgs lokk ther!1 *run*"
"Pull the fire alarm"
"It was to simple for my highly effecient super brain"
"It crashed"

Laet · February 2005

Tell him your mom ate it, and if he looks at you funny or otherwise doesnt accept the excuse, get mad and ask him what he's implying

Twelve · February 2005

Give someone 20 bucks to call in a bomb scare.

Afr · February 2005

Just mumble something about hovering scorpions and nanites.

SLizer · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Afr @ Feb 2 2005, 03:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Just mumble something about hovering scorpions and nanites.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
LMAO

It is allways good excuse to say that you had it on a cd/diskette which got destroyed or that your home printer is broken.

cheesemaster_squid · February 2005

haha your dog ate your homework?? thats sad man <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' />

Steel_Troll · February 2005

Well my french teacher once couldnt give me back my homework because her dog ate the work, but she did give me an A. Lol

Snidely · February 2005

When asked for your homework (which you haven't done), just scream like a little girl and run out of the building.

Faskalia · February 2005

Look there, it is a three headed monkey.
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Dont forget to run after this. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' />

Jezpuh · February 2005

"My dog ate my homework and then died because of it. It left me very depressed so I couldn't finish the work that I could save."

Abra · February 2005

Attack the teachers sexuality <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /> works like a charm

kida · February 2005

tell him that you volunteer at an old folk's home and that the day before they assigned you take a couple of the oldies to the zoo. say that when you were looking at the lovely animals, one of the monkeys grabbed your assignment out of your backback which was open. tell him that you asked the zoo keeper to return the homework from that monkey, but that sadly the monkey started tearing it apart as monkeys so often do. inorder to fakely sound authenticatable, say to the teacher, "okay, fine...don't believe me...but you can phone the zookeeper and ask for jeff, who is in charge with fappy."

Thansal · February 2005

do your home work?

TychoCelchuuu · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 2 2005, 06:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> do your home work? </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
You don't seem to understand his problem.

; )

Edit: Crap, 5001 posts. I missed the 5000th. Oh well <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

Mr_JeburtO · February 2005

load a game on word so that you get all the letters and stuff, then copy and paste that onto a disk. when u get to school had the disk in saying your printer wasn't working. Now when your teacher opens the disk it looks like the disc has messed up.

this works like a charm and i've used it many times <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

lolfighter · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Feb 2 2005, 09:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Say it's in your ponce and ask him to get it out.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yeah, THAT's gonna work REAL well:

"My pimp stole my homework and won't give it back to my until I pay my bills! Can you make him give it back to me? I can't pay yet, one of his hot mamas stole all my cash. I think her name was Michellynda."

The Dog Ate My Homework

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