"rejection"

BloodySloth · February 2005

<div class="IPBDescription">Liquid awesome.</div> <a href='http://modifiedliving.com/rejected.htm' target='_blank'>Rejection</a>
(the video has some violence in it, and the site it's on has some questionable content, but it was the only one i could find that mirrored the video. Sorry.)

This may be old news to a lot of you, but I just discovered it today and it's the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Somehow it landed an academy award nomination, too.

Info on it can be found hither:
<a href='http://www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html' target='_blank'>http://www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html</a>

Gadzuko · February 2005

Yeah, this is an Internet classic. Old but funny.

Cold_NiTe · February 2005

Rejection. Good times. Saw it at a lan party my first time. Great stuff.

Geminosity · February 2005

the bit where the guy's eye comes out and they're both just screaming with blood pouring down the friend's face made me giggle so much I choked and almost puked o.O

docchimpy · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Feb 14 2005, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> the bit where the guy's eye comes out and they're both just screaming with blood pouring down the friend's face made me giggle so much I choked and almost puked o.O  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I'm suddenly chilled to the bone.

Eyes popping out? Blood? Vomit?

Sounds like last Saturday.

Think I'll skip.

Cold_NiTe · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Feb 14 2005, 10:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Geminosity @ Feb 14 2005, 10:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> the bit where the guy's eye comes out and they're both just screaming with blood pouring down the friend's face made me giggle so much I choked and almost puked o.O </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I'm suddenly chilled to the bone.

Eyes popping out? Blood? Vomit?

Sounds like last Saturday.

Think I'll skip.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
No don't. This is definitely worth seeing.

Thansal · February 2005

I admidt.

I have never found things like this funny.....

I would say my humour is to sophisticated.

but at the same time I find dead baby jokes friken wonderful <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

BloodySloth · February 2005

If you skip this video you'll be denied knowledge of the world for the rest of your life.

Cold_NiTe · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 14 2005, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I admidt.

I have never found things like this funny.....

I would say my humour is to sophisticated.

but at the same time I find dead baby jokes friken wonderful <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Yeah probably because the basic element of humour in this thing isn't vulgarity but randomosity.

Quaunaut · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Feb 14 2005, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 14 2005, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I admidt.

I have never found things like this funny.....

I would say my humour is to sophisticated.

but at the same time I find dead baby jokes friken wonderful <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yeah probably because the basic element of humour in this thing isn't vulgarity but randomosity.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Yeah. I mean, I don't like violent humor, I'm not the kind to laugh at other people's misfortune either. But someone getting people to dance then drowning in their own blood while screaming "My Anus is bleeding!" is just funnier than hell.

NumbersNotFound · February 2005

Yes, an excellent video. Make sure to check out all the other Don Hertzfelt videos.

But.. this is being sold on DVD. Not sure if it's legal to link for freez0rs.

Xiile · February 2005

Holy sweet tapdancing Jesus. That was hilarious.

DOOManiac · February 2005

A couple years ago there was actually a film festival here and they were showing this.

I also like "L'Amour" and "Billy's Balloon"

Faust · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DoomManiac)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>A couple years ago there was actually a film festival here and they were showing this.

I also like "L'Amour" and "Billy's Balloon"</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Perhaps it could be... "Spike & Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation!?"

Saw rejected for the first time at my very first S&PSTFA.
Definitely was the cream of that crop.

PRTe · February 2005

ok that was plain... random

its just funny in some wierd way... especially the part with the sponge people dancing around

Defiance · February 2005

L M F A O

BEST
LINK
EVER

Thaldarin · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 15 2005, 04:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I admidt.

I have never found things like this funny.....

I would say my humour is to sophisticated.

but at the same time I find dead baby jokes friken wonderful <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Whats red and tapping against the glass?.........

.....a dead baby in a microwave! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Thansal · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Quaunaut @ Feb 14 2005, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Feb 14 2005, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Feb 14 2005, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I admidt.

I have never found things like this funny.....

I would say my humour is to sophisticated.

but at the same time I find dead baby jokes friken wonderful <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yeah probably because the basic element of humour in this thing isn't vulgarity but randomosity. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Yeah. I mean, I don't like violent humor, I'm not the kind to laugh at other people's misfortune either. But someone getting people to dance then drowning in their own blood while screaming "My Anus is bleeding!" is just funnier than hell.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
see, random needs to be surprising to get a giggle outa me, not just stupid.

now violence, so long as it is not real, is frikn great!

oh, and thursday, don't get me started, you will get me banned <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Spetsnaz · February 2005

I remember watching this ages ago and my god it still has the unholy power to be able to reduce me to a laughing crying thing!

LMAO

CplDavis · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BloodySloth @ Feb 14 2005, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> If you skip this video you'll be denied knowledge of the world for the rest of your life. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
lol yea a classic. I still have it saved in my PC vid collection.

Anyone seen this guys other movies as well? Pretty funny. I think he sells T shirts too.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS GOOD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!

WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I remember at a college soccer game we got like 50 guys to stand in a line and do that happy cloud dance.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

NumbersNotFound · February 2005

A bit of trivia: This was supposed to run on Cartoon Network awhile back, but right before it ran a high-up CN exec pulled it unless the phrase "Sweet Jesus!" was removed. Don refused and it hasn't aired on CN ever sense.

CN also censored out "Sweet Zombie Jesus" from "The Deep South" episode of Futurama.

Sky · February 2005

That ending was frickin genius. I loved the clip of the little guy banging his fist towards the camera, and the paper kinda bending outwards a bit with each hit. Soooooo funny <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />

NumbersNotFound · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Feb 15 2005, 01:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> That ending was frickin genius. I loved the clip of the little guy banging his fist towards the camera, and the paper kinda bending outwards a bit with each hit. Soooooo funny <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Ahh, the magic of fully analog animation <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' />

They use some 50+ year old film transfer machine that hardly anybody knows how to repair anymore. A real relic.

Cold_NiTe · February 2005

It was definitely a good move.

Align · February 2005

I could have sworn I saw this, but I didn't recognize the movie at all. Brought a smile to my mouth.
It may be of interest that the song heard in the background during the sponge people dancing clip is a traditional swedish christmas carol. Sung in Swedish.

Nil_IQ · February 2005

The best one by far has to be where one guy randomly rips out the other guy's stomach, beats him over the head with it, then wears it on his head. He then proceeds to declare himself the queen of france, and does a funky little dance.

The one Gem mentioned with the same two guys comes a close second.

Drfuzzy · February 2005

Wow you all never seen this before? Its about, what? 5 years old? Heh, guess you all must of been wondering what 'my spoon is too big' ment <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' />

Har_Har_the_Pirate · February 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xiile @ Feb 14 2005, 10:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Holy sweet tapdancing Jesus. That was hilarious.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
omg, why was that so funny? lmao

Tyrain · February 2005

Seriously WTH. Why haven't I heard of this earlier? Was great.

Renegade · February 2005

Old, but good.

Haze · February 2005

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

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