Ever Had Wife Aggro?

StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">guild chat i had in WoW</div> I thought this was funny but maybe not for all. Only WoW players can really get the joke i think.

Anyways I was chatting with my guild in World of Warcraft (Silvermoon) while on my long griffon flight. It went something like this (from my recollection and condensed):

A : Hey I think I can make it to the UBRS raid tonight
B: Are you sure your wife is not gonna drag you out of it midway?
A: Hmmm, cant gurantee that.
C: Need to get wife aggro away from A
D: Maybe I should cast blessing of salvation on A, 30% reduction in threat
E: Heck I think I need 4 of those blessings, 30% x 4, 120% reduction <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
A: I don't blessing of salvation would work on me against the wife
D: Hmm, then maybe we shud get a warrior to tank the wife

Now that last comment was sooo wrong <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • kuperayekuperaye Join Date: 2003-03-14 Member: 14519Members, Constellation
    i find the terribly stupid

    and yes i play wow
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Kinda funny, cause I got all the mental images in my head.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I'll cast searing pain on her and run like hell.
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  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    I don't play WoW, but I can follow it easily enough. I don't think it's funny though.
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  • ThE_HeRoThE_HeRo Join Date: 2003-01-25 Member: 12723Members
    I think you should pay more attention to your wife, and less attention to the game.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    The funniest wow joke I've seen so far (That i can remember, anyway) is the lootlag gif.
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  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    Keep polymorphing her, she can't drag **** if she is a sheep.

    xD
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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Mar 12 2005, 05:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Mar 12 2005, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The funniest wow joke I've seen so far (That i can remember, anyway) is the lootlag gif. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i love that, that is if we are talking about the same thing
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    The joke is good, but it raises a question from a non-WoWer: what exactly is aggro?
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Mar 13 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Mar 13 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The joke is good, but it raises a question from a non-WoWer: what exactly is aggro? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Basically, the more aggro you raise, the more likely enemies are to attack you.

    Say you're in a fight, 3 vs 3, with two mates against three NPCs.

    If you have more aggro than your teammates, the NPCs will be more likely to attack you.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    That's why Tanks exist. They take all the aggro onto themselves and then all the healers focus their healing on one dude. Aggro is like a primary reason for good teamwork.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited March 2005
    The problem is that it's very hard for warriors to hold aggro properly.
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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Mar 12 2005, 10:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Mar 12 2005, 10:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The problem is that it's very hard for warriors to hold aggro properly. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    and poor gnome mages attract aggro like flys
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Har Har the Pirate+Mar 13 2005, 02:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Har Har the Pirate @ Mar 13 2005, 02:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Mar 12 2005, 10:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Mar 12 2005, 10:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The problem is that it's very hard for warriors to hold aggro properly. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    and poor gnome mages attract aggro like flys <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's when you begin recording the little fella make his dash for it.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    edited March 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Har Har the Pirate+Mar 13 2005, 05:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Har Har the Pirate @ Mar 13 2005, 05:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Mar 12 2005, 05:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Mar 12 2005, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The funniest wow joke I've seen so far (That i can remember, anyway) is the lootlag gif. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i love that, that is if we are talking about the same thing <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href='http://www.inven.co.kr/bbs/data/wow_freeboard/1102255171/wow.gif' target='_blank'>http://www.inven.co.kr/bbs/data/wow_freebo...2255171/wow.gif</a>
    ?

    Funny part is that I've seen that in other games so I can imagine just how it looks in WoW, despite never having played it...

    /made pic a link/
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  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
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