Joke

eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">I just made up a joke</div> Listen

"Have you lost some weight? .. Well, you better go FIND IT!"

HAH HAA AHHAH AHARR HA ARR
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    It's so stupid it's hilarious.
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  • Omega_DeathOmega_Death Sith apprentice to a box of Cereal Join Date: 2003-08-06 Member: 19042Members
    FAIL.
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  • LaetLaet Join Date: 2005-02-01 Member: 39385Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's so stupid it's hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I often thought that looking at you jim <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    I hope you die of a freak office chair related accident in the next ten seconds.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Laet+Mar 20 2005, 01:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Laet @ Mar 20 2005, 01:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's so stupid it's hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I often thought that looking at you jim <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now <i>that</i> is funny.
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  • LaetLaet Join Date: 2005-02-01 Member: 39385Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 19 2005, 08:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 19 2005, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Laet+Mar 20 2005, 01:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Laet @ Mar 20 2005, 01:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's so stupid it's hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I often thought that looking at you jim <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now <i>that</i> is funny. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That too <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->



    ...yeah killed it..... <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Jimmeh had it right. Gave me a laugh.
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Listen

    "Have you lost some weight? .. Well, you better go FIND IT!"

    HAH HAA AHHAH AHARR HA ARR <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Someone has too much time on their hands
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    I laughed <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    <!--QuoteBegin-Laet+Mar 19 2005, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Laet @ Mar 19 2005, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Jimmeh+Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jimmeh @ Mar 19 2005, 07:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's so stupid it's hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I often thought that looking at you jim <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Laet wins this round!
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  • LaetLaet Join Date: 2005-02-01 Member: 39385Members
    Hoorah gorges and kleenex for everyone ^____________^
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  • LoDwkeefLoDwkeef Join Date: 2003-10-08 Member: 21512Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sonic+Mar 19 2005, 08:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sonic @ Mar 19 2005, 08:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I laughed <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    me 2 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    6.5 out of 10
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    More like 18291810912/10, am I right?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Anyone?

    Come on...
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  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Well, I've heard much worse.
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    comes from a guy who would hit a burger... *sigh*
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  • FacTorFacTor Wyoming, MI Join Date: 2002-12-17 Member: 10916Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pulse+Mar 19 2005, 08:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Mar 19 2005, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hope you die of a freak office chair related accident in the next ten seconds. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Made me laugh more...
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  • PRTePRTe Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21919Members
    i was laughing like mad because of the
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->HAH HAA AHHAH AHARR HA ARR
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    He must of been hacking on something. Perhaps his own joke >_>;
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Q: What's the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?

    A: There's twenty of them!
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  • Black_ViperBlack_Viper Join Date: 2003-12-08 Member: 24157Members
    It gave me a snikker... Funny, meh, good joke for when your hi-llo...
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    i lol'd.
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  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-twoflow+Mar 19 2005, 07:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (twoflow @ Mar 19 2005, 07:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Q: What's the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?

    A: There's twenty of them! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mr Jackson?
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pulse+Mar 19 2005, 08:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pulse @ Mar 19 2005, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I hope you die of a freak office chair related accident in the next ten seconds. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh EM GEE!!!

    Just today at work I sat down in a little wheeled spinny office chair and the bolt that holds the back on was broken and when I sat down the back fell off and I nearly went with it. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    What the hell is going on? Admins can't close this topic even? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
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    joke Audio pronunciation of "joke" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
    n.

    1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
    2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
    3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
    4. Informal.
    1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
    2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    I tried to google it under the origonal posted version and some others but i couldnt find anything so you win! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <b>Daikatana</b>
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Mar 20 2005, 01:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Mar 20 2005, 01:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>Daikatana</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <i>Fired.</i>
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-pjofsky+Mar 20 2005, 01:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pjofsky @ Mar 20 2005, 01:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Private Coleman+Mar 19 2005, 10:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Private Coleman @ Mar 19 2005, 10:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What the hell is going on? Admins can't close this topic even?  <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    joke Audio pronunciation of "joke" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)
    n.

    1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
    2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
    3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
    4. Informal.
    1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
    2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    funny could not be found. Please check the joke and try again.
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