Most Realistic Game Ever

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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Hybridclaw+Apr 7 2005, 08:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Hybridclaw @ Apr 7 2005, 08:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 360 degree screen

    *drool* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hmm... I might actually take the shocks just for that screen...
  • VaaryysVaaryys Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33245Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you use it for sex? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, you shoot your mate and he/she convulses. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *bzzzzt*
    "Ooooo do it again"
    *BZZZT*
    "Aaahhhhh"

    That's just wrong on so many levels <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-pardzh+Apr 7 2005, 02:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (pardzh @ Apr 7 2005, 02:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What kind of person would <i>want</i> something like that? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Me!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you use it for sex?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hopefully. And probably.
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Vaaryys+Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you use it for sex? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, you shoot your mate and he/she convulses. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *bzzzzt*
    "Ooooo do it again"
    *BZZZT*
    "Aaahhhhh"

    That's just wrong on so many levels <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And right on so many more!!
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Apr 8 2005, 12:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Apr 8 2005, 12:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Vaaryys+Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you use it for sex? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, you shoot your mate and he/she convulses. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *bzzzzt*
    "Ooooo do it again"
    *BZZZT*
    "Aaahhhhh"

    That's just wrong on so many levels <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And right on so many more!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah ... right levels > wrong levels
  • SmoodCrooznSmoodCroozn Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22310Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Vaaryys+Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you use it for sex? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, you shoot your mate and he/she convulses. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *bzzzzt*
    "Ooooo do it again"
    *BZZZT*
    "Aaahhhhh"

    That's just wrong on so many levels <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think <a href='http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html#000141' target='_blank'>girls</a> would like it.
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    I recon it it's a great idea it's not for home use it is a military, The idea is for the user to go into a battle and if he gets shot he does say oh darn that sucks he say oh **** that hurts its like paintball you dont say i won't go paintballing cos it hurts.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    edited April 2005
    Sub...less bashing head into keyboard, more typing with fingers, please.

    Edit: Or in this case, punctuation.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SmoodCroozn+Apr 8 2005, 08:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SmoodCroozn @ Apr 8 2005, 08:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think <a href='http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html#000141' target='_blank'>girls</a> would like it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Now THAT was an interesting read.
  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    Lol WTH? Thats just weird...
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->We drew the curtains and darkened the room. Justin played for hours. Dreamily I would once in a while say things like, "Could you do the 2nd Area again? That's my favorite."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And suddenly I'm reminded of something I read on ZUG:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Let me clear up one thing: Viagra does not help you last longer. If you can only fish for three or four minutes before spilling the chowder, Viagra will not help you there. As I was writing this piece, for instance, I had a little joke about Viagra helping me to last for 12 to 15 hours, as opposed to "the 12 to 15 minutes I usually am able to provide my wife." Jade read this and said: "Make it 12 to 15 seconds." So that should give you an idea of where I'm, ah, coming from.

    But it's the recovery, my friends, that really works. There is no down time. Rebooting (or should I say, "rebootying) is instantaneous. You're the Insatiable Loggerman. It's like the Energizer Bunny, if, instead of banging that drum, he was banging the crap out of his **** lover. That's what the drum represents, you know. That rabbit is as **** as a French horn.

    Anyway, partway into the seventeenth or eighteenth time, I suddenly realized that my wife hadn't taken a drug. She was this way naturally. Do you see what I'm, ah, driving at here? Suddenly I was made aware of how little I had been doing all these years to satisfy my wife! Viagra SUCKS!

    "You know, honey," I said several hours later, after we had finished hosing down the walls and laundering the bedsheets, "we've still got two pills left."

    She looked crestfallen. "Only two?!" she cried.

    In conclusion, I must urge the men out there: stay away from Viagra. It is a Pandora's box of truth. Despite how much you may want to get into Pandora's box, Viagra will force you to gaze at the hideous reality: men are lousy lovers.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And I must conclude: When God created the male sex drive, she had a long and evil laugh. We are truly cursed.

    And now you make proceed to be crestfallen at all the rules I have probably just *ahem* violated with my frivolous speech. But I'm sure the rules liked it.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited April 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-SmoodCroozn+Apr 8 2005, 01:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SmoodCroozn @ Apr 8 2005, 01:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Vaaryys+Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vaaryys @ Apr 7 2005, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ Apr 8 2005, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Apr 7 2005, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can you use it for sex? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    yes, you shoot your mate and he/she convulses. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *bzzzzt*
    "Ooooo do it again"
    *BZZZT*
    "Aaahhhhh"

    That's just wrong on so many levels <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think <a href='http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html#000141' target='_blank'>girls</a> would like it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    **EDIT**
    I remember that article on Zug lolfighter. Been a while since I've seen it.
  • VaaryysVaaryys Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33245Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SmoodCroozn+Apr 8 2005, 08:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SmoodCroozn @ Apr 8 2005, 08:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think <a href='http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html#000141' target='_blank'>girls</a> would like it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That is a <i>piece of art</i>.
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    Shocks players eh?


    Should be made cal standard if you ask me. I'd pay for videos.
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    No game is realistic without this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Petco+Apr 8 2005, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Petco @ Apr 8 2005, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No game is realistic without this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Emoticons? There are games with emoticons?
  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Petco+Apr 8 2005, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Petco @ Apr 8 2005, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No game is realistic without this <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> . <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    guh ... ? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    no game is realistic without your mom.
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