Hacking 101
<div class="IPBDescription">How not to. Laughs inside.</div> Here's a guide how <i>not</i> to hack. This had me ROFLMAO for a while.
<a href='http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328&st=0' target='_blank'>Origin of This AFAIK</a>
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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: why do you kick me
bitchchecker: can't you discus normally
bitchchecker: answer!
Elch: we didn't kick you
Elch: you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker: what ping man
bitchchecker: the timing of my pc is right
bitchchecker: i even have dst
bitchchecker: you banned me
bitchchecker: amit it you ****
HopperHunter|afk: LOL
HopperHunter|afk: **** you're stupid, DST^^
bitchchecker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
bitchchecker: for two weaks already
bitchchecker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
Elch: You're a real computer expert
bitchchecker: shut up i hack you
Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
bitchchecker: tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch: Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
bitchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch: Now I'm frightened
bitchchecker: shut up you'll be gone
bitchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
bitchchecker: say goodbye
Elch: to whom?
bitchchecker: to you man
bitchchecker: buy buy
Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
Metanot: lol
Elch: bitchchecker - Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
bitchchecker: you're so stupid man
bitchchecker: say buy buy
Metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
bitchchecker: buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: elch you ****
Metanot: bitchchecker how old are you?
Elch: What's up bitchchecker?
bitchchecker: you have a frie wal
bitchchecker: fire wall
Elch: maybe, i don't know
bitchchecker: i'm 26
Metanot: such behaviour with 26?
Elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy
bitchchecker: because your **** fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
bitchchecker: be a man turn that **** off
Elch: cool, didn't know this was possible.
bitchchecker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
Metanot: are you hacking yourselves?
Elch: yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
Metanot: he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
bitchchecker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
Metanot: what firewall do you have?
bitchchecker: like a girl
Metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
He: **** give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
bitchchecker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
Elch: Noo
Metanot: he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
bitchchecker: you're afraid
bitchchecker: i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
bitchchecker: elch turn off your **** wall!
Metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
bitchchecker: shut up
Metanot: lol
bitchchecker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
bitchchecker: and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
Elch: bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Metanot: bitchhacker can't hack
Black TdV: nice play on words ^^
bitchchecker: wort man
Elch: bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
Metanot: how many times again he is no hacker
bitchchecker: man do you want a virus
bitchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
Elch: 127.0.0.1
Elch: it's easy
bitchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
bitchchecker: and are the first files being deleted
Elch: mom...
Elch: i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
bitchchecker: don't need to rescue you can't ****
Elch: that's bad
bitchchecker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
Elch: yes, there's nothing i can do about it
bitchchecker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
bitchchecker: tupac rules
bitchchecker: elch you **** your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
bitchchecker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
He: why doesn't meta say anything
Elch: he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
Black TdV: ^^
bitchchecker: your d: is gone
He: go on ****
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
bitchchecker: elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
bitchchecker: i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
<a href='http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328&st=0' target='_blank'>Origin of This AFAIK</a>
Enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
edit: URL was broken
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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: why do you kick me
bitchchecker: can't you discus normally
bitchchecker: answer!
Elch: we didn't kick you
Elch: you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker: what ping man
bitchchecker: the timing of my pc is right
bitchchecker: i even have dst
bitchchecker: you banned me
bitchchecker: amit it you ****
HopperHunter|afk: LOL
HopperHunter|afk: **** you're stupid, DST^^
bitchchecker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
bitchchecker: for two weaks already
bitchchecker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
Elch: You're a real computer expert
bitchchecker: shut up i hack you
Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
bitchchecker: tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch: Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
bitchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch: Now I'm frightened
bitchchecker: shut up you'll be gone
bitchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
bitchchecker: say goodbye
Elch: to whom?
bitchchecker: to you man
bitchchecker: buy buy
Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
Metanot: lol
Elch: bitchchecker - Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
bitchchecker: you're so stupid man
bitchchecker: say buy buy
Metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
bitchchecker: buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: elch you ****
Metanot: bitchchecker how old are you?
Elch: What's up bitchchecker?
bitchchecker: you have a frie wal
bitchchecker: fire wall
Elch: maybe, i don't know
bitchchecker: i'm 26
Metanot: such behaviour with 26?
Elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy
bitchchecker: because your **** fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
bitchchecker: be a man turn that **** off
Elch: cool, didn't know this was possible.
bitchchecker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
Metanot: are you hacking yourselves?
Elch: yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
Metanot: he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
bitchchecker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
Metanot: what firewall do you have?
bitchchecker: like a girl
Metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
He: **** give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
bitchchecker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
Elch: Noo
Metanot: he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
bitchchecker: you're afraid
bitchchecker: i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
bitchchecker: elch turn off your **** wall!
Metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
bitchchecker: shut up
Metanot: lol
bitchchecker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
bitchchecker: and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.
Elch: bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Metanot: bitchhacker can't hack
Black TdV: nice play on words ^^
bitchchecker: wort man
Elch: bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
Metanot: how many times again he is no hacker
bitchchecker: man do you want a virus
bitchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
Elch: 127.0.0.1
Elch: it's easy
bitchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
bitchchecker: and are the first files being deleted
Elch: mom...
Elch: i'll take a look
In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?
bitchchecker: don't need to rescue you can't ****
Elch: that's bad
bitchchecker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
Elch: yes, there's nothing i can do about it
bitchchecker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone
Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.
bitchchecker: tupac rules
bitchchecker: elch you **** your f: is gone and e: too
Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....
Or isn't it happening on my computer?
bitchchecker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
He: why doesn't meta say anything
Elch: he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
Black TdV: ^^
bitchchecker: your d: is gone
He: go on ****
The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.
bitchchecker: elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
bitchchecker: i'm already at c: 30 percent
Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
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oh yeh that reminded how 1 guy did a format because others sayd its how people overclock there computers.
bitchchecker: man do you want a virus
bitchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
Elch: <b>127.0.0.1</b>
Elch: it's easy
bitchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
bitchchecker: and are the first files being deleted
Elch: mom...
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The second I saw this I scrolled down to check for that number. I'd rather not be one to rain on your parade, so to speak, but this has been posted before.
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some people are tards..
Oops. Must have missed it then.
*wacks self*
I have seen different versions of this before, but I found this one had more flair to it, so I decided to post it.
Diazo
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No there are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
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are permitted to see each other's private parts" Booch:_Object Oriented
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I always said that C++ was a perverted language...
Not only that, they refer to these private parts as 'members'."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Well, maybe if the kid was actually a Hacker. But he was just another scriptkiddie.
There's a difference between knowing what you're doing as a hacker, and just downloading a hacker's tools and thinking yourself invincible. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
He's not a hacker, he's a god damned idiot kid with a program. He got what he deserved.
<a href='http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/S/script-kiddies.html' target='_blank'>Here</a>. Read.
<a href='http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/S/script-kiddies.html' target='_blank'>Here</a>. Read. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
I've become so dependant on wikipedia I forgot the Jargon File even existed.
I'd wager a hobo.
I'd wager a hobo. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
What are you betting on, you sick sick man.
Seriously though, Hobo sounds about right. Maybe a cracker though, if they decide to learn what all those magic commands actually do instead of just using them.
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So the kid got a sex change, and is now a fast-food employee?
...Wonder how he got the money for that. Nasty combination. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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So the kid got a sex change, and is now a fast-food employee?
...Wonder how he got the money for that. Nasty combination. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You know there's a cheap DIY version where you just grow your hair long and stuff a bra.