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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 2 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 2 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would like to add an ammendment:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
    37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.

    My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice.
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    A man should never, under any circumstances, push another man over when he is taking a dump in the woods.



































    I buried what was left of him under my feces.
  • Sniper_ChanceSniper_Chance Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10549Members
    The error is in the 'Men' part. At least 50% of this forum is comprised of adolescents <17.

    LOL ROFL LMFAO
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Mustashio is correct.
  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 2 2005, 01:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 2 2005, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 13.) If a Man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehehe
  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 2 2005, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 2 2005, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 2 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 2 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would like to add an ammendment:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
    37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.

    My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God I would love to go to your school. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> My school: the more stupid you act the more people love you.
  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.

    ...Shi...

    I own 7 cats.
  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Well I suggest hiking up those skirts, climbing into your lime green VW beetle and get gettin' a half dozen more.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 2 2005, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 2 2005, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 2 2005, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 2 2005, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 2 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 2 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would like to add an ammendment:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
    37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.

    My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God I would love to go to your school. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> My school: the more stupid you act the more people love you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Idiots were flamed alive at my school, at least in my class level. Especially when we were junior class and senior class. We just couldn't abide them. It was almost cruel... hahahahhahahaha.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories

    1) drinking
    2) driving
    3) sports
  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 2 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 2 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories

    1) drinking
    2) driving
    3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You forgot sex. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    e/ Unless that's under "sports."
  • relsanrelsan Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3720Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    All you cat lovers are a bunch of prissies...

    Anyways, back to item #26.

    It needs revising. There's no way I'm waiting an hour for a chick with a rating of 6.

    It should be a more exponential scale like

    1: 1 mins.
    2: 2 mins.
    3: 4 mins.
    4: 8 mins.
    5: 16 mins.
    6: 32 mins.

    .. then at the point the girls start to get kind of hot we can have something more respectable like

    7: 60 mins.
    8: 70 mins.
    9: 80 mins.
    10: 90 mins.

    Shouldn't have to wait more than an hour and a half for ANY chick! If you are then you ARE NOT BEING A MAN! In fact you should probably be looking for another chick to hit on after that first hour passes.
  • LoDwkeefLoDwkeef Join Date: 2003-10-08 Member: 21512Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 2 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 2 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories

    1) drinking
    2) driving
    3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YES! I qualify for something! #2 FTW! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+May 2 2005, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ May 2 2005, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 2 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 2 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories

    1) drinking
    2) driving
    3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YES! I qualify for something! #2 FTW! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    a true man does all 3 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> AT THE SAME TIME!
  • NuketheplaceNuketheplace Join Date: 2002-09-02 Member: 1266Members
    Ah man, I can't qualify for anything unless I violate rule #12
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!"
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+May 2 2005, 11:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ May 2 2005, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hehe, so true. A friend you can't get into trouble with is no friend at all. Unless he bails you out, then it's ok, and I just repeted what you said for great justice!
  • Steel_TrollSteel_Troll Join Date: 2004-02-12 Member: 26455Members
    Ahahahah, Blackmage <3 , that was great... if i had space in my sig i would add it...





    Chrono, My god, ur my hero, ... all 3 at the same time, roffle hehehe







    Nuke the place.......... just.........
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+May 3 2005, 07:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ May 3 2005, 07:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I buried what was left of him under my feces. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ....you wouldn't happen to be a 20 metre tall orangutan\cow\tiger, would you?
  • brute_forcebrute_force Join Date: 2003-10-04 Member: 21433Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 2 2005, 08:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 2 2005, 08:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-brute force+May 2 2005, 01:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (brute force @ May 2 2005, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 2 2005, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 2 2005, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I might not agree with all of them, but some are hillarious. I edited out most of the lewd bits, point me to any to rude bits and ill edit em out if i missed any....
    [...]
    1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
    [...]
    - When she is using her teeth.
    [...] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This one's subtle, but indeed a reference to the act of fellatio. Interesting list anyhow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You didn't really have to point it out, I think we all knew that. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, see, the reason I pointed it out is because Steel Troll mentioned that he had removed lewd bits. I suppose it's subtle enough... Then again, now that I pointed it out... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    edit: hurr grammar? Whassat?
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    edited May 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nuketheplace+May 2 2005, 11:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nuketheplace @ May 2 2005, 11:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ah man, I can't qualify for anything unless I violate rule #12 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    o__0 You're fired.

    :: Edit ::
    Oh yeah, just realized that Brute. I think it was subtle enough to pass really, well till we pointed it out anyway.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+May 2 2005, 11:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ May 2 2005, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Either that, or he will be saying "She didn't look like no cop to me..." <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Also, can we get this thread stickied for great justice?
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