<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 2 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 2 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would like to add an ammendment:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man. 37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.
My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 2 2005, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 2 2005, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 2 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 2 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would like to add an ammendment:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man. 37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.
My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> God I would love to go to your school. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> My school: the more stupid you act the more people love you.
<!--QuoteBegin-Sky+May 2 2005, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ May 2 2005, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 2 2005, 07:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 2 2005, 07:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 2 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 2 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would like to add an ammendment:
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man. 37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.
My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> God I would love to go to your school. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> My school: the more stupid you act the more people love you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Idiots were flamed alive at my school, at least in my class level. Especially when we were junior class and senior class. We just couldn't abide them. It was almost cruel... hahahahhahahaha.
<!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 2 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 2 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories
.. then at the point the girls start to get kind of hot we can have something more respectable like
7: 60 mins. 8: 70 mins. 9: 80 mins. 10: 90 mins.
Shouldn't have to wait more than an hour and a half for ANY chick! If you are then you ARE NOT BEING A MAN! In fact you should probably be looking for another chick to hit on after that first hour passes.
<!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 2 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 2 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories
<!--QuoteBegin-LoDwkeef+May 2 2005, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LoDwkeef @ May 2 2005, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Chrono+May 2 2005, 09:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Chrono @ May 2 2005, 09:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you must be born with a natural talent in atleast one of the following categories
1) drinking 2) driving 3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> YES! I qualify for something! #2 FTW! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> a true man does all 3 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> AT THE SAME TIME!
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!"
<!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+May 2 2005, 11:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ May 2 2005, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Hehe, so true. A friend you can't get into trouble with is no friend at all. Unless he bails you out, then it's ok, and I just repeted what you said for great justice!
<!--QuoteBegin-reasa+May 3 2005, 07:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ May 3 2005, 07:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I buried what was left of him under my feces. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> ....you wouldn't happen to be a 20 metre tall orangutan\cow\tiger, would you?
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 2 2005, 08:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 2 2005, 08:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-brute force+May 2 2005, 01:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (brute force @ May 2 2005, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Steel Troll+May 2 2005, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Steel Troll @ May 2 2005, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I might not agree with all of them, but some are hillarious. I edited out most of the lewd bits, point me to any to rude bits and ill edit em out if i missed any.... [...] 1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances: [...] - When she is using her teeth. [...] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> This one's subtle, but indeed a reference to the act of fellatio. Interesting list anyhow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> You didn't really have to point it out, I think we all knew that. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Well, see, the reason I pointed it out is because Steel Troll mentioned that he had removed lewd bits. I suppose it's subtle enough... Then again, now that I pointed it out... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-Black Mage+May 2 2005, 11:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Black Mage @ May 2 2005, 11:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Either that, or he will be saying "She didn't look like no cop to me..." <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Also, can we get this thread stickied for great justice?
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle.
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God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.
My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice.
I buried what was left of him under my feces.
LOL ROFL LMFAO
Hehehe
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.
My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
God I would love to go to your school. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> My school: the more stupid you act the more people love you.
...Shi...
I own 7 cats.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->37.) Never, EVER slap or smack another Man.
37B) You are neither Rick James nor Dave Chapelle.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
God am I tired of Dave Chappelle / Rick James wannabes.
My school was plagued with them. I remember someone yelled that out in the auditorium once. Several people yelled "You aren't Dave Chappelle ****!" It was justice. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
God I would love to go to your school. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> My school: the more stupid you act the more people love you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Idiots were flamed alive at my school, at least in my class level. Especially when we were junior class and senior class. We just couldn't abide them. It was almost cruel... hahahahhahahaha.
1) drinking
2) driving
3) sports
1) drinking
2) driving
3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You forgot sex. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
e/ Unless that's under "sports."
Anyways, back to item #26.
It needs revising. There's no way I'm waiting an hour for a chick with a rating of 6.
It should be a more exponential scale like
1: 1 mins.
2: 2 mins.
3: 4 mins.
4: 8 mins.
5: 16 mins.
6: 32 mins.
.. then at the point the girls start to get kind of hot we can have something more respectable like
7: 60 mins.
8: 70 mins.
9: 80 mins.
10: 90 mins.
Shouldn't have to wait more than an hour and a half for ANY chick! If you are then you ARE NOT BEING A MAN! In fact you should probably be looking for another chick to hit on after that first hour passes.
1) drinking
2) driving
3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
YES! I qualify for something! #2 FTW! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
1) drinking
2) driving
3) sports <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
YES! I qualify for something! #2 FTW! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
a true man does all 3 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> AT THE SAME TIME!
3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!"
3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hehe, so true. A friend you can't get into trouble with is no friend at all. Unless he bails you out, then it's ok, and I just repeted what you said for great justice!
Chrono, My god, ur my hero, ... all 3 at the same time, roffle hehehe
Nuke the place.......... just.........
....you wouldn't happen to be a 20 metre tall orangutan\cow\tiger, would you?
[...]
1.) It is ok for a Man to cry under the following circumstances:
[...]
- When she is using her teeth.
[...] <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This one's subtle, but indeed a reference to the act of fellatio. Interesting list anyhow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You didn't really have to point it out, I think we all knew that. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, see, the reason I pointed it out is because Steel Troll mentioned that he had removed lewd bits. I suppose it's subtle enough... Then again, now that I pointed it out... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
edit: hurr grammar? Whassat?
o__0 You're fired.
:: Edit ::
Oh yeah, just realized that Brute. I think it was subtle enough to pass really, well till we pointed it out anyway.
3.) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
a good friend will bail you out of prison, a great frind will be there next to you saying "that was f*****g awesome!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Either that, or he will be saying "She didn't look like no cop to me..." <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Also, can we get this thread stickied for great justice?