Popsicle Disaster !

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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 04:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm sure with the NYFD there Reasea the wasps didn't do much. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Giant Popsicle Debacle; NYFD vs. Giant Wasp Swarms"

    Chaos in downtown Manhattan today as the NYFD fights off millions of angry wasps in an attempt to quarantine the "popsicle zone". It's rumored some survivors may still be trapped in the sticky goop however the NYPD has suspended all search and rescue operations after losing 3 men and a canine to the unrelenting slime.

    Cont. on pg 9…
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jun 22 2005, 05:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jun 22 2005, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jun 22 2005, 04:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jun 22 2005, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm sure with the NYFD there Reasea the wasps didn't do much. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "Giant Popsicle Debacle; NYFD vs. Giant Wasp Swarms"

    Chaos in downtown Manhattan today as the NYFD fights off millions of angry wasps in an attempt to quarantine the "popsicle zone". It's rumored some survivors may still be trapped in the sticky goop however the NYPD has suspended all search and rescue operations after losing 3 men and a canine to the unrelenting slime.

    Cont. on pg 9… <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mmmm... hot that was, yes.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-MalkavianGirl+Jun 22 2005, 06:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MalkavianGirl @ Jun 22 2005, 06:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And the dirtiness continues... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ain't it great?
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    For some reason this topic reminds me of a bit by a great stand up comedian I saw a while back...went something like this:

    "How come some men have this strange fantasy about covering a girl in honey and licking it off her body? I mean everybody seems to forget that honey crystallizes. Besides when you think about it, that’s a lot of honey. By the time things start to get interesting you'd be in a diabetic coma and she'd be frozen in the world’s sweetest chrysalis.”

    Wish I could remember the guys name…
  • MalkavianGirlMalkavianGirl Join Date: 2005-06-16 Member: 53967Members
    I've heard that bit too, but can not remember for the life of me.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Comedian, heard of have I.

    Remember his name I do not.
  • SDJasonSDJason Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16841Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jun 22 2005, 04:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jun 22 2005, 04:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The article doesn’t say how many people were killed in the ensuing wasp swarms...and I <i>know</i> this caused wasp swarms! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually in NYC i doubt there are that many wasps...or bees.... or even any type of bug

    ~Jason
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SDJason+Jun 22 2005, 07:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SDJason @ Jun 22 2005, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jun 22 2005, 04:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jun 22 2005, 04:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The article doesn’t say how many people were killed in the ensuing wasp swarms...and I <i>know</i> this caused wasp swarms! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually in NYC i doubt there are that many wasps...or bees.... or even any type of bug

    ~Jason <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    guess again.
  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    NYC, lots of bugs it has.

    Bees, wasps, and cockroaches, persist they do.

    Evil, die they must.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    cockroaches fear not I.

    Bees and wasps I hate.
  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    When I was about 15 my family took a trip up to New York City and we stopped at this fairly decent restaurant just outside the city, it was done up all 1950's style.

    My mother was ordering for me and my sister and me had never been to NY before and were not familiar with the incredibly large cockroaches indigenous to the region.

    "OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT COCKROACH!"

    My sister was screaming to get my attention as if the sky had just burst into a sea of purple flames and the sun had turned into Harrison Ford’s face and she was petrified I might miss it and she would forever be crazy.

    My mother just turned around, grabbed her firmly by the arm and walked right out of the place...I quickly followed. Very awkward ride into the city after that.
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    Pretty funny, you'd think they would have done this is the winter time....

    I live in NY too, but on LI (suffolk) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    Honestly, im surprised its not in California....

    But yea, only in america.....only in america....almost in holland.
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-WaterBoy+Jun 22 2005, 05:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WaterBoy @ Jun 22 2005, 05:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Pretty funny, you'd think they would have done this is the winter time....

    I live in NY too, but on LI (suffolk) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah... kind of like having a <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo--> BBQ in the back yard while it's snowing.
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    Best. Line. Ever:

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The 25-foot-tall, 17 1/2-ton treat of frozen Snapple juice melted faster than expected Tuesday, flooding Union Square in downtown Manhattan with kiwi-strawberry-flavored fluid that sent pedestrians scurrying for higher ground<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Pity there's no room left in my sig <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jun 22 2005, 05:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jun 22 2005, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> For some reason this topic reminds me of a bit by a great stand up comedian I saw a while back...went something like this:

    "How come some men have this strange fantasy about covering a girl in honey and licking it off her body? I mean everybody seems to forget that honey crystallizes. Besides when you think about it, that’s a lot of honey. By the time things start to get interesting you'd be in a diabetic coma and she'd be frozen in the world’s sweetest chrysalis.”

    Wish I could remember the guys name… <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Damn, I remember that too. It was one of the "Comedy Central" presents, wasn't it?

    What a sticky situation.

    Any pictures of the aftermath?
  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    Couldnt they...see it melting? I meen, its not like it just exploded in a tidal wave of fruity goodness, right? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-reasa+Jun 22 2005, 07:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ Jun 22 2005, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> as if the sky had just burst into a sea of purple flames and the sun had turned into Harrison Ford’s face <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Rofl.

    That reminds me of the baby in the sun in Teletubbies.
  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    I'm glad I am never reminded of teletubbies. I guess like 4 total minutes of viewing it dosen't make me think about it much.... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Couldnt they...see it melting? I meen, its not like it just exploded in a tidal wave of fruity goodness, right? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That would be sooooooo awesome.....
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Well I'm addicted to Boobah & Teletubbies now. I've been getting up at 6 am just to watch it, because I can't take my eyes off it. In fact I sort of just shut down while I watch and all the pleasure sensors in my body go off at the same time.

    I also do the exercises.

    --------------------------------

    Back on the topic, yes, that would be VERY awesome if it actually exploded and covered everyone in the juice. Then you'd have mass snapple-induced panic.
  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    The headline:

    "Snapple flood kills 3, leaves 40 homeless, causes 30 million dollars in damages"

    As much as its an auful picture.....i can't stop laughing.... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    edited June 2005
    lolz

    giant popsicle melts and causes small flood

    hahah <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    i wish i was there...


    so I could lick its strawberry kiwi goodness
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