How To Not Get Your *** Kicked By Cops

Splinter_SteveSplinter_Steve Join Date: 2005-03-20 Member: 45881Members
edited July 2005 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">ADULT LANGUAGE IN LINK OMG</div>

Sorry if it's old, I've never seen it and I ran up a search on the forum and found nothing. This is an absolutely hilarious video starring a man who made a career out of "white man not = black man in society", Chris Rock.

<span style='color:red'>OMG SERIOUS ADULT LANGUAGE IN LINK, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART OR BUTT</span>


<span style='color:orange'>Link removed. Was quite humorous, but the language content was most definitely not appropriate for these boards, and the video itself may be copyrighted.</span>
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  • illuminexilluminex Join Date: 2004-03-13 Member: 27317Members, Constellation
    I <3 it. Chris Rock is the man.
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    Rofl...
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    It was teh funny. Sadly it is about to be locked due to offensive language. I'm not saying I want this to be locked, it just will. Trust me on this one.
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  • oloffeoloffe Sweden Join Date: 2005-03-07 Member: 44227Members
    HAHAHAHA!
    Lauging my **** of <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    edited July 2005
    It doesn't have to get locked, i mean he put up big-**** warnings, and i've seen stuff about this level of language not get locked. the only thing i might suggest is host that file on putfile.com or something, because the website that vid's hosted on is not exactly.... uhm. 'good'


    *edit*

    ok, i'm sick of the other word for 'butt' being censored. i mean Come on!
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    Hahaha ... get a white friend.. can't breath... rooofles ^^
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited July 2005
    To damn funny man ... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Don't ride with a mad woman. Ever.

    *advertises for white friend to ride in my pimpmobile with me*
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->dont ride with a mad woman<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    best advice ever
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jul 5 2005, 05:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jul 5 2005, 05:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It doesn't have to get locked, i mean he put up big-**** warnings, and i've seen stuff about this level of language not get locked. the only thing i might suggest is host that file on putfile.com or something, because the website that vid's hosted on is not exactly.... uhm. 'good'


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    ok, i'm sick of the other word for 'butt' being censored. i mean Come on! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Do you remember my post some time back entitled "A new bunny"? That gave everyone a good laugh too until it got locked. I put up a great big warning and everything and here's the kicker; the swears were BLEEPED! That's right, not even a single audiable expletive and it got locked.
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jul 5 2005, 05:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jul 5 2005, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Do you remember my post some time back entitled "A new bunny"? That gave everyone a good laugh too until it got locked. I put up a great big warning and everything and here's the kicker; the swears were BLEEPED! That's right, not even a single audiable expletive and it got locked. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh yeah.


    Hell now THAT was funny.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited July 2005
    I just wish the mods would use more common sense when it comes to censorship. Is anyone really going to be horribly offended at the word starting with A meaning buttocks? And besides, I can say arse, which is just as bad.

    Likewise, if someone wants to post something which we might find interesting but which contains some swears or foul language, why shouldn't we be allowed to? I know there has to be a limit; i.e, I would understand a ban for posting hardcore porn even if a warning was given, but can't we raise this intangible limit a litte?
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    LOL, i'll remember not to carry a loaded gun around from now on.

    In other adult comedy news, does anyone remember the kids tv show rainbow from the UK? This sorta stuff was actually broadcast on UK tv.
    <a href='http://www.hawxby.com/stuff/rainbow.wmv' target='_blank'>http://www.hawxby.com/stuff/rainbow.wmv</a>

    Edit: Not intended as a thread hijack just trying to keep the forum clutter down.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Hehehe, I love Chris Rock.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    antifreeze that was the funniest thing ever <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    antifreeze.. jesus... that was.. oh god.. there are just no words. no words at all.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jul 5 2005, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jul 5 2005, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> antifreeze.. jesus... that was.. oh god.. there are just no words. no words at all. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And that actually went on air to thousands of children... who failed to see why their parents were so horrified.
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    Why.. did they do that? did they purposefully make the sexual innuendo? i can't imagine that being accidental.

    What teh hell happened?
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Old, but still hilarious.
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    I will explain all,











    I cant think of a good explanation
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jul 5 2005, 05:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jul 5 2005, 05:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why.. did they do that? did they purposefully make the sexual innuendo? i can't imagine that being accidental.

    What teh hell happened? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It wasn't accidental. AFAIK, the writers had just had a pay cut and wanted to get back at their producers. This was the result.
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  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jul 5 2005, 05:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jul 5 2005, 05:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What teh hell happened? [/QUOTE]
    It wasn't accidental. AFAIK, the writers had just had a pay cut and wanted to get back at their producers. This was the result. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Awesome. I like the english now.


    ( i liked them before too)
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    I don't need this guide, I'm Dutch and our cops are well... not allowed by law to kick ****... The ME (mobile eenheid, kind of like special forces) however are allowed to do the asskicking, but they are only used during big events with lots o' peeps where something might go wrong...
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  • Splinter_SteveSplinter_Steve Join Date: 2005-03-20 Member: 45881Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Jul 5 2005, 05:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Jul 5 2005, 05:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Old, but still hilarious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yep. Awesome link nonetheless, freeze, I haven't seen that in a while.

    Even if this does get locked, the mod's should get a hearty laugh out of it too. I'm just spreading the love.
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  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil IQ+Jul 5 2005, 03:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil IQ @ Jul 5 2005, 03:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NeonSpyder+Jul 5 2005, 05:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeonSpyder @ Jul 5 2005, 05:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Why.. did they do that?  did they purposefully make the sexual innuendo?  i can't imagine that being accidental.

    What teh hell happened? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It wasn't accidental. AFAIK, the writers had just had a pay cut and wanted to get back at their producers. This was the result. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    rofl thats great
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  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-antifreeze+Jul 5 2005, 11:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (antifreeze @ Jul 5 2005, 11:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> LOL, i'll remember not to carry a loaded gun around from now on.

    In other adult comedy news, does anyone remember the kids tv show rainbow from the UK? This sorta stuff was actually broadcast on UK tv.
    <a href='http://www.hawxby.com/stuff/rainbow.wmv' target='_blank'>http://www.hawxby.com/stuff/rainbow.wmv</a>

    Edit: Not intended as a thread hijack just trying to keep the forum clutter down. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'm crying from joy ^^
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Anyone remember that huge controversy we had for no real reason over a woman who consistently and repeatedly disobeyed police instructions and ended up getting tasered for it? If she had followed these simple instructions, that would not have happened.

    Oh wait, she wouldn't have been able to follow the "don't ride with a mad woman" bit.
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  • Deus_Ex_MachinaDeus_Ex_Machina Join Date: 2004-07-01 Member: 29674Members
    Turn that **** off. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    Good stuff.
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  • RaVeRaVe Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17538Members
    HE'S GOT WEED! HE'S GOT WEED!
    PUNT!

    Awesome video. Pretty true too XD
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  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    That was old really old (rainbow) back in them days they didnt have all this politicle correctness nor as much a standerd of programming
    i doubt kids have a clue would you have any idea what the hell they were talking about when you where 2-6? i doubt it
    stilll its fun
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