Jessica Simpson As Daisy Duke

DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Definitely better than the tv version</div> Any questions? <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Creepy old dude.
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  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    yes, i have questions.

    1. weren't you temp banned just yesterday?

    2. you do know she's married right?
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    Eww.
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    It's a deep down dirty idn't it forrester?
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 7 2005, 07:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 7 2005, 07:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> yes, i have questions.

    1. weren't you temp banned just yesterday?

    2. you do know she's married right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I plan on seeing that movie just because of her...too bad she's like 5'2 <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 8 2005, 10:54 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 8 2005, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->2. you do know she's married right?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This comment never ceases to amuse me. Does anyone really feel that the marital status of any celeb they will <i>never even remotely have the chance to be with</i> in any way affects their hawtness?

    Let's go one step further. Sophitia from Soul Calibur is married. So she's a fictional character who's married, so stop oggling her as well <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BadKarma+Jul 7 2005, 10:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jul 7 2005, 10:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Creepy old dude.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Chronologically challenged? Perhaps ...

    Creepy old dood? I think not. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills Jul 7 2005+ 10:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills Jul 7 2005 @ 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    yes, i have questions.

    2. you do know she's married right?  <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And this relates to the topic how exactly? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester Jul 7 2005+ 10:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester Jul 7 2005 @ 10:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Eww. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Eww? A Jessica Simpson fan you're not, eh?

    My whole point is, she's a WHOLE lot hotter than Catherine Bach!
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    I love this guy.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    I love you to, all of you. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Goddamn you're creepy.
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  • Deus_Ex_MachinaDeus_Ex_Machina Join Date: 2004-07-01 Member: 29674Members
    Needs more cowbell- I mean.. she needs more leg.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Deus Ex Machina+Jul 7 2005, 10:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Deus Ex Machina @ Jul 7 2005, 10:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Needs more cowbell- I mean.. she needs more leg. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    She needs more IQ.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    edited July 2005
    <a href='http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.codeoneauto.com/frames/images/genleenewwhlsbest.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.codeoneauto.com/frames/genlee.htm&h=480&w=640&sz=53&tbnid=VpI8a_deyREJ:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgeneral%2Blee%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN' target='_blank'>"Dukes of Hazzard" General Lee: The restoration of an American TV Icon</a>

    Very interesting article detailing the restoration of General Lee. Equally hawt as Daisy Duke. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <img src='http://www.codeoneauto.com/frames/images/genleenewwhlsbest.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    How old are you depot?
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  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
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    Anyone else wondering how that money is sticking to the ceiling? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Edit: She is WAY too short for those pants. Really.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I can't say she really looks good, and the hick look isn't my thing.

    The car stunts look good.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-cshank4+Jul 7 2005, 11:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (cshank4 @ Jul 7 2005, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Anyone else wondering how that money is sticking to the ceiling? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hell! I never noticed the money until you pointed it out! DOH! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • kill4thrillskill4thrills Join Date: 2004-06-24 Member: 29506Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    anyone who had fond memories of dukes is pretty old. at least 30-something, i don't know, but it was beyond my years. and sex appeal drops significantly once you're married. maybe you don't have stipulations about it, but i find it awkward to be oogling someone else's wife. and didn't i have another question up there you didn'tn address? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 7 2005, 11:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 7 2005, 11:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->anyone who had fond memories of dukes is pretty old. at least 30-something, i don't know, but it was beyond my years. and sex appeal drops significantly once you're married. maybe you don't have stipulations about it, but i find it awkward to be oogling someone else's wife. and didn't i have another question up there you didn'tn address?  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='color:white'>[off topic]</span> For those obsessed with my age, get off your lazy duffs and check my profile. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <span style='color:white'>[/off topic]</span>

    No I don't find it awkward in the least to view a pretty woman ... her marital status is totally and completely irrelevant. And if you've been involved with these forums for any length of time, you'd know that the powers that be frown upon public discussion of a member's status.
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 7 2005, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 7 2005, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester Jul 7 2005+ 10:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester Jul 7 2005 @ 10:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    Eww. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Eww? A Jessica Simpson fan you're not, eh? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A blonde fan, I'm not. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Especially not her.
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  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    You're 57..... <img src='http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5721/dissapointed4ui.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 7 2005, 11:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 7 2005, 11:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> anyone who had fond memories of dukes is pretty old. at least 30-something, i don't know, but it was beyond my years. and sex appeal drops significantly once you're married. maybe you don't have stipulations about it, but i find it awkward to be oogling someone else's wife. and didn't i have another question up there you didn'tn address?  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude...have you seen <a href='http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/jessica_walking' target='_blank'>this?</a>

    She WANTS to be oggled dammit.

    Oh, and you want to say Depot's a creepy old guy? Watch that video for the guitar dude.

    One more thing, there's no way that video is too crude for these forums. We had the Paris Hilton video up too.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 7 2005, 09:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 7 2005, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> anyone who had fond memories of dukes is pretty old. at least 30-something, i don't know, but it was beyond my years. and sex appeal drops significantly once you're married. maybe you don't have stipulations about it, but i find it awkward to be oogling someone else's wife. and didn't i have another question up there you didn'tn address? :D <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not necessarily. I'm only 24 and I used to watch the show a lot when I was a little kid. My roomate is a huge fan as well, especially of the car.

    In fact right now he's giving me ugly looks for referring to it simply as "the car". :P



    As far as Jessica Simpson goes, normally her stupidity offputs any semblance of attractiveness she has, however I must admit she does make a pretty good Daisy Duke. At least that was the impression I got from the trailer.
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  • CyndaneCyndane Join Date: 2003-11-15 Member: 22913Members
    Heh, she tried to do a belly-dancer hip wiggle near the beginning, and watching her fail that was very amusing. :-)

    I know I'll be watching the movie for the car.

    That guitar dude was orginal song writer. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 8 2005, 12:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 8 2005, 12:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That guitar dude was orginal song writer. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oops. >_>

    Still kinda creepy. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Jul 7 2005, 11:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Jul 7 2005, 11:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Cyndane+Jul 8 2005, 12:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cyndane @ Jul 8 2005, 12:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That guitar dude was orginal song writer. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oops. >_>

    Still kinda creepy. <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Old dude? It's Willy Nelson. Goddamn you.
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  • frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 7 2005, 09:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 7 2005, 09:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <span style='color:white'>[off topic]</span> For those obsessed with my age, get off your lazy duffs and check my profile. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <span style='color:white'>[/off topic]</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HOLY flipping ****

    Well, maybe if her face wasn't so terrible... Then again that's the most important thing when judging a woman's appearance...
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mullet+Jul 8 2005, 05:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mullet @ Jul 8 2005, 05:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You're 57..... <img src='http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/5721/dissapointed4ui.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just adds to the creepiness factor doesn't it? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Sky+Jul 8 2005, 12:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sky @ Jul 8 2005, 12:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-kill4thrills+Jul 7 2005, 11:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (kill4thrills @ Jul 7 2005, 11:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> anyone who had fond memories of dukes is pretty old. at least 30-something, i don't know, but it was beyond my years. and sex appeal drops significantly once you're married. maybe you don't have stipulations about it, but i find it awkward to be oogling someone else's wife. and didn't i have another question up there you didn'tn address?  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude...have you seen <a href='http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/jessica_walking' target='_blank'>this?</a>

    She WANTS to be oggled dammit.

    Oh, and you want to say Depot's a creepy old guy? Watch that video for the guitar dude.

    One more thing, there's no way that video is too crude for these forums. We had the Paris Hilton video up too. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The site takes longer to load than the content...

    She doesn't have the backside for that. You can't shake what you don't have.

    But anyway: yeah, this is my whole point. It's her job to be oggled.
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  • motsewmotsew Join Date: 2003-10-26 Member: 22001Members
    She can't act OR sing, but, it'd still stick it in her <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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