Proof

BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Picard > Kirk</div> <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Jean+Luc+Picard&word2=James+Tiberius+Kirk' target='_blank'>Read and WEEP</a>

<a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=NCC-1701-E&word2=NCC-1701-A' target='_blank'>And AGAIN!</a>

<a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Star+Trek%3A+The+Motion+Picture&word2=Star+Trek%3A+Nemesis' target='_blank'>AND AGIAN!</a>

<a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Patrick+Stewart&word2=William+Shatner' target='_blank'>And Finally, the killing blow!</a>
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    the first one is obvious because jeal luc picard is always refferred to as captain jean luc picard, while james tiberius kirk is always referred to as captian kirk.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=picard&word2=kirk' target='_blank'>WTHBBQNOES!</a>
  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    Kirk is clearly the superior captain with his "shoot from the hip and make it with hot alien babes" strategy.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Someone shoot these people.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jul 21 2005, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jul 21 2005, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=picard&word2=kirk' target='_blank'>WTHBBQNOES!</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    actually swiftspea, Kirk is more than just a guys name. It's also the name of a navel vessle (I think it was an older class carrier, but I'm not sure) and also is a term in MetaPhysics- to my understanding, a Kirk has something to do with a SemiQuark... but what I haven't a clue 0o'


    That's why I did all those proofs


    PS- Picard + TommyGun > Kirk + PhaseRifle <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Kirk couldn't kill a silly little dude that thought he was God. Picard loaded a few Borg up with Holographic (eg, lethal, safety removed) TommyGun bullets after stealing it from Nick the Nose <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Kirk gets beat up by Klingons
    Picard **** off 3 Klingons and not only beat the sh*t out of two of them, he got stabbed in the heart, looked at it, laughed, and punched the THIRD one in the face. Then he passed out from blood loss... but eh, it's the premise that counts <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Picard knows better than to pick a fight 1v1 against something he can't beat, but will find a way to exploit his surroundings or an object to win.
    Kirk went hand to hand with a Gorn... take an alligator, make it huminoid, with 2 inch thick solid leathery skin, arms the size of 100 gallon trash cans, and standing 8 foot tall at least. Kirk got his **** handed to him on a plate.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jul 21 2005, 12:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jul 21 2005, 12:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=picard&word2=kirk' target='_blank'>WTHBBQNOES!</a> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    actually swiftspea, Kirk is more than just a guys name. It's also the name of a navel vessle (I think it was an older class carrier, but I'm not sure) and also is a term in MetaPhysics- to my understanding, a Kirk has something to do with a SemiQuark... but what I haven't a clue 0o'


    That's why I did all those proofs


    PS- Picard + TommyGun > Kirk + PhaseRifle <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> Kirk couldn't kill a silly little dude that thought he was God. Picard loaded a few Borg up with Holographic (eg, lethal, safety removed) TommyGun bullets after stealing it from Nick the Nose <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Kirk gets beat up by Klingons
    Picard **** off 3 Klingons and not only beat the sh*t out of two of them, he got stabbed in the heart, looked at it, laughed, and punched the THIRD one in the face. Then he passed out from blood loss... but eh, it's the premise that counts <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    Picard knows better than to pick a fight 1v1 against something he can't beat, but will find a way to exploit his surroundings or an object to win.
    Kirk went hand to hand with a Gorn... take an alligator, make it huminoid, with 2 inch thick solid leathery skin, arms the size of 100 gallon trash cans, and standing 8 foot tall at least. Kirk got his **** handed to him on a plate. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hey, I didn't make the googlefight results, I just posted them. I could care less about some battleships or something, I'm not the one who included the name "tiberias" in my vs. I didn't even know that was kirk's middle name, but everyone knows good old luc.

    Outnerd someone else, all I was proving is that your googlefights were biased.
  • DartenDarten Join Date: 2003-09-03 Member: 20513Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kirk gets beat up by Klingons
    Picard **** off 3 Klingons and not only beat the sh*t out of two of them, he got stabbed in the heart, looked at it, laughed, and punched the THIRD one in the face. Then he passed out from blood loss... but eh, it's the premise that counts <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So wrong. Those were Nausicaans!

    <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapestry_%28TNG_episode%29' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapestry_%28TNG_episode%29</a>

    No, I'm not a nerd! Being able to recall an episode like that makes me far, far worse. Someone kill me.
  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    Its not as great a difference as you assume. Make sure you put "" around the name, so it searches for just the name...

    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Patrick+Stewart%22&word2=%22William+Shatner%22' target='_blank'>Real Fight</a>

    Stewart still wins, but Shatner isn't far off.
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    <a href='http://www.bethsoft.com/downloads/video/OblivionTrailerDIVXHD.avi' target='_blank'>This changes things</a>. Don't ask me how, it just does.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    BulletHead, were you bored last night? I'm one of the few who hasn't hopped on the Google bandwagon, so I'll choose to render your proof insignificant. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Owen1Owen1 Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15457Members
    pssh ametuers... everybody knows that Chekov and Zulu pwn both of those idiots. They were the comic relief of Star Trek, and generally pwn
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Owen!+Jul 21 2005, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Owen! @ Jul 21 2005, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> pssh ametuers... everybody knows that Chekov and Zulu pwn both of those idiots. They were the comic relief of Star Trek, and generally pwn <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uhm, who? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SuitePeeSuitePee Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32857Members
    <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22captain+picard%22&word2=%22captain+kirk%22' target='_blank'>"captain picard" vs "captain kirk"</a>
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Depot+Jul 21 2005, 01:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Depot @ Jul 21 2005, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Owen!+Jul 21 2005, 07:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Owen! @ Jul 21 2005, 07:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> pssh ametuers... everybody knows that Chekov and Zulu pwn both of those idiots. They were the comic relief of Star Trek, and generally pwn <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Uhm, who? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I call fake seniority. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> okies ...
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    Picard's king, but Riker's going up in the world.
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Picard was always the best.
  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    Kirk got more space babes, so he is clearly better than that bald wannabe Picard.

    Not only that, Kirk chose a superior crew. Spock is much cooler than Riker. Bones beats Crusher any day. And Scotty is hella better than LaForge. Scottish > Cripple any time, any where. Kirk didn't need no psychologist on his ship. He didn't have emotional problems from getting his retarded butt assimilated by the Borg. He's from a line of manly men who don't have emotions.
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    <span style='font-family:Impact'><span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'> GEEKS</span></span></span>
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Members
    edited July 2005
    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Tribble&word2=%22Jean+Luc+Picard%22' target='_blank'>*cough*</a>

    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Tribble&word2=%22James+Tiberius+Kirk%22' target='_blank'>*cough*</a>

    You all lose! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    edit: oh yeah, even adding the results of the two captains together isn't enough to beat the tribble!
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Soylent green+Jul 21 2005, 09:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Soylent green @ Jul 21 2005, 09:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22captain+picard%22&word2=%22captain+kirk%22' target='_blank'>"captain picard" vs "captain kirk"</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think that's actually because everyone always throws Picard's middle name in there for some stupid reason, but doesn't for Kirk. Of course, what we can be assured of is that Voyager was a total abomination in comparison.
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Darten+Jul 21 2005, 05:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Darten @ Jul 21 2005, 05:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-BulletHead+Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BulletHead @ Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Kirk gets beat up by Klingons
    Picard **** off 3 Klingons and not only beat the sh*t out of two of them, he got stabbed in the heart, looked at it, laughed, and punched the THIRD one in the face. Then he passed out from blood loss... but eh, it's the premise that counts <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So wrong. Those were Nausicaans!

    <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapestry_%28TNG_episode%29' target='_blank'>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapestry_%28TNG_episode%29</a>

    No, I'm not a nerd! Being able to recall an episode like that makes me far, far worse. Someone kill me. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ah yes, they were.

    I couldn't remember what they were, cept they were big, hairy, and ugly <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> So my first thought was Klingon.!
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    I repeat; Murder is the only way the people in this thread can know peace.
  • DartenDarten Join Date: 2003-09-03 Member: 20513Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+Jul 21 2005, 09:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ Jul 21 2005, 09:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I repeat; Murder is the only way the people in this thread can know peace.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hence, the ending of my original post:

    <!--QuoteBegin-Darten+Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Darten @ Jul 21 2005, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Someone kill me.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    Either way, Shatner got FAT. Stewart hasn't, and never will <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    Also in other news, it seems
    France > google.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Petco+Jul 22 2005, 12:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Petco @ Jul 22 2005, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Also in other news, it seems
    France > google. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Repent. Now.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Resistance is futile.

    <a href='http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%227+of+9%22&word2=%22tribble%22' target='_blank'>Tribbles ain't got nothin.</a>
  • urinalcakeurinalcake Can&#39;t work a sound card United States Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7799Members
    I was going to search for "Nerdometer" in google, or photoshop one myself.. because, well, you guys are just way too nerdy.

    But then I discovered that in the images section, was my old signature from specialistsarmy.

    I cried.
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