Favourite Computer/console Game Character Quotes

StormLiong · July 2005

<div class="IPBDescription">name some...</div> Blizzard had some of the best like in Warcraft 3

"Darkness called..........but I was in the shower, I tried to call Darkness but I got his answering machine instead."

Nuketheplace · July 2005

I came here to kick **** and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum.

NEO_Phyte · July 2005

"Man, its cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
"Minigun, for maximum pleasure"
"Oh god. Never overestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers."
"Die when i kill you!"
"Come on! I have enough lead for all of you."
"Finally, some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo"
"hey, didnt i kick your **** two rooms back?"
"Iiiiim a lumberjack and im ok"
"Look ma, im a lumberjack!"
"My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! hahaha-god, who writes this stuff"
"What are you waiting for, a one-liner?"
"yeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!"

Sam "Serious" Stone

BulletHead · July 2005

"Fire it Up"
"Did Somebody Call for an Exterminator?"
-Terran Firebats

"Man I'm packed up in here tighter 'an a frogs **** in a barrel"
-Terran SCV

"Your lack of faith disturbs me templar"
-Protoss Dark Templar

semipsychotic · July 2005

"AAAIIIEEEEEEE!"
- Monk in the Sanctuary in The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past

OttoDestruct · July 2005

OZZIE'S IN A PICKLE!

Liku · July 2005

StarFox 64. I believe I can name any line from that game.

MedHead · July 2005

"Uuuuuuoooooooooaaauhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhh..." (Alone in the Dark: male character in pain) :: PC

"Frog Blast the Vent Core!" (Marathon 2: Durandal) :: PC

"Kick, punch! It's all in the mind. If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find the things I'll teach ya are gonna beat ya! Nevertheless, you'll get a lesson from teacher now!" (Parappa the Rapper) :: PS One

"What is that smell?" (Half-Life) :: PC
"Ah, hello Gordon." (Half-Life) :: PC

"There's a gun inside." (Resident Evil 2) :: PS One

"I made a mistake." (One) :: PS One

"Aaah, much better." (Duke Nukem) :: PC
"Oh, that's gotta hurt." (Duke Nukem) :: PC

"What happen?" (Zero Wing) :: Arcade

"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" (Super Mario Bros.) :: NES

"Mein Leiben!" (Wolfenstein 3D) :: PC

"Ah, fresh victims for the ever-growing army of the undead." (Blood) :: PC
"I LIVE AGAIN!" (Blood) :: PC

"Here's a little bonus room, because I know you've had it tough.
Here's a little bonus tune, about collecting real cool stuff.

Yes, here's a little bonus room, where you can play.
Don't be frightened, don't run away.
You can linger, 'cus I'm your video friend.
Think of me as a father figure, with a hand to lend.

Here's a little bonus room, where you don't have to worry.
Take your sweet time, you need not hurry.
Oh, you're looking incredible, you're the bomb!
And me, I'm kind of like your dad, and a little like your mom.

There are no Monsters here, hey wait, look over there.
I was just kidding. don't be scared.
And when you turn this game off, in the real world once again,
You won't have to play make-believe, or try to pretend.
'cus I'll be right there when you open your hand,
'cus I'm your little invisible musical friend.

So, show me to your pets, or show me to your pals.
You really will impress every nifty guy and gal.
Show them you are individual, show them you are BOLD!
Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold.

I'm your little invisible musical friend for life.
I'll never leave you." (Skullmonkeys) :: PS One

NEO_Phyte · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 25 2005, 09:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Mein Leiben!" (Wolfenstein 3D) :: PC  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
<3

Omega_Death · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jul 25 2005, 10:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> StarFox 64. I believe I can name any line from that game.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I disagree "FOX! Get this guy off me!" has been the bane of my Starfox 64 memories forever.

DragonMech · July 2005

Anything from Deus Ex. Yeah. Anything.

The Chronicles of Riddick, EFBB:

"What's hell, without a little fire?"
"Darkness... you're afraid? I'm not. The dark fears me."

Metal Arms: A Glitch in the System

"If you don't stop Vlax, I will <i>personally</i> weld your exhaust port to your <i>ball bearings!</i>"

Xyth · July 2005

Warcraft III
Dryads, I think
"Ill atract our prey with my human call! "Im so wasted! Im so wasted!""

Umbraed_Monkey · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (StormLiong @ Jul 25 2005, 09:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Blizzard had some of the best like in Warcraft 3

"Darkness called..........but I was in the shower, I tried to call Darkness but I got his answering machine instead."  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
The Darkness gag is a running joke that spans a few units.

Demon Hunter:
"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."

Arthas:
"Who is this... Darkness anyway?"

Tichondrius:
"DARKNESS... needs to get DSL. His line is always busy."

Dreadlord:
*phone rings*
-"Darkness! Hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."

BulletHead · July 2005

"OH Yeah Das right I'm pimp mutah****a!" - Carl from GTA SA, as I laid some smack on an old lady XD

Shzar · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omega Death @ Jul 25 2005, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jul 25 2005, 10:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> StarFox 64. I believe I can name any line from that game. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I disagree "FOX! Get this guy off me!" has been the bane of my Starfox 64 memories forever.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
"This is really starting to tick me off!"

Ahh, Slippy. How much rage I have spent on attempting to end your wretched toad of a life.

BulletHead · July 2005

I like the new Starfox Assault quotes- if you took them out of context, it sounds like Fox is RAPING slippy XD Funny as hell!

Caboose · July 2005

"I kill two dwarves in the morning, I kill two dwarves at night. I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright. I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war. I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more"
- WoW Troll joke thingy

"MMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
- Some Hentai Game

BulletHead · July 2005

"I, so horney. Ah, so horney. Oh, so horney. Me love you long time"
-Who knows, but funny as hell!

cshank4 · July 2005

"Ah, papaishu!" (Misspelled because it's three A.M.) Secret of Monkey Isle.

"Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" Metal Gear Solid, All games.

Meh, too tired to think of some mo- WAIT.

"DO A BARREL ROLL! Press Z or R twice!" - Starfox 64 ^_^

"AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" Redead- Legen of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

RustySpoon · July 2005

"I always wanted to start my own religion. So I did!"
-The Lich King in wc3

Liku · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shzar @ Jul 25 2005, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Omega Death @ Jul 25 2005, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Liku @ Jul 25 2005, 10:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> StarFox 64. I believe I can name any line from that game. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
I disagree "FOX! Get this guy off me!" has been the bane of my Starfox 64 memories forever. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
"This is really starting to tick me off!"

Ahh, Slippy. How much rage I have spent on attempting to end your wretched toad of a life.  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
"FOX! Get this guy off me!" was from Falco, he didn't need too much helping. The Star Wolf team amused me, mostly Wolf's:

"You're good, but I'm better!"
"What the heck!?" (When you do a Summersault over him.)
"I cannot allow you to go any futher."

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"I, so horney. Ah, so horney. Oh, so horney. Me love you long time"
-Who knows, but funny as hell! </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
If you're not joking, that's what the prostitute says in Full Metal Jacket. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it just for the first section of the movie.

Koulnis · July 2005

"Piledriver!" -Carmageddon

"Deal again?" -Solitaire, Windows<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>ucks</span>95

"This place is a mess." -...should go without saying

"I'm gonna rip your head off and s*** down your neck!" -Duke Nukem (and what a follow through with the newspaper!)

"Note how the mouse changes your view of the world..." Any nu/oo/ewb tutorial. (At that point I say duh!)

Breakthrough · July 2005

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Koulnis @ Jul 26 2005, 03:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "I'm gonna rip your head off and s*** down your neck!" -Duke Nukem (and what a follow through with the newspaper!)  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
I believe that was also in Full Metal Jacket... But IIRC, I think he says, "If you don't un-f**k yourself, I'll rip your head off and s**t down your neck!!"

Spacer · July 2005

Anything that the mecc's say in Giants: Citizen Kabuto, tbh.

OrganoX · July 2005

Im such a Final Fantasy fan, so ill type some.

"How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we dont exist." - Vivi (FF9)

"You dont need a reason to help people." - Zidane (FF9)

"No matter how dark the night is, morning always comes." - Lulu (FF10)

"Every story must have an ending." - Auron (FF10)

SuitePee · July 2005

"And after I overthrow this fool.....oh hello there!"- WC3 Dreadlord.

Anything from Resident Evil 1. Worst acting ever. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' />
"Kenneth was killed too,MAYBE by this creature". (after seeing it eat him)- Jill

"Don't you have some coffee and donuts to watch?"- HL:BlueShift scientist to Barney.

"Your enemies laugh at you with alien tongues,for they have never tasted defeat."- Halo's intro to Legendary mode. (I think)

"Nuff said"- Stan Lee quip on selecting Hard Mode on Spiderman 2.

"Roses are red,violets are blue,I'm dead and colourblind."-WOW Undead joke.
"FOR THE HORDE!"- Orc cheer.

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"I'm hungry!"- the really fat Dynasty Warriors character on the verge of a big battle.

Surge · July 2005

"I never knew that the lower lip could stretch completely over the head!", IIRC. If you don't know this one, you have died inside.

"Sam! He's speaking in Tongues!"

"What a jerk. It's a nice five-iron, though."

"Who the hell is John Mehr [sic]?"

CommunistWithAGun · July 2005

"Sit down and drink your goddamn TEA!"
- Cid from FF7

"Gya haa haa!"
- Heidegger from FF7

Starchy · July 2005

"'it's denton, remember the briefing!"

I love deus ex. xD

KungFuDiscoMonkey · July 2005

Guard: "I don't have any intelligence!"
Sam: "Heh heh .. you just called yourself stupid."

Lambert: Sam I see they installed a new alarm system.
Sam: What 3 alarms and the mission is over?
Lambert: No Sam this is not a video game!

Sam: (something about forgetting to bring a crowbar)
Grimm: Crowbars are for geeky video game characters

Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what -
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if -
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!

All from Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Cereal_KillR · July 2005

No-one mentionned All Your Base Are Belong To Us. You have no chance to survive make your time!"? (Zero Wing)

-"And they said Blizzard games have no bugs" -Anub'Arak in WCIII:FT

-"Moo. There, You're happy?" -Tauren in WoW

Favourite Computer/console Game Character Quotes

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