Fun with units

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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
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    Let's hope they also offer ENG002 - <b>Remedial</b> Spelling

    Really it's kind of hypocritical to get incensed about a lack of basic math skills (which lots of people don't have because hey, they don't need them) when you yourself show similar deficiencies in a topic that's just as critical.
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    that would be ENGL002 ^^

    also, they offer SLEP002 - Going to bed before 6am. look at the timestamp on my post: Black_Mage @ Dec 9 2006, <b>05:07 AM</b>
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
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    Let's hope they also offer ENG002 - <b>Remedial</b> Spelling

    Really it's kind of hypocritical to get incensed about a lack of basic math skills (which lots of people don't have because hey, they don't need them) when you yourself show similar deficiencies in a topic that's just as critical.
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    If you don't need to know the difference between a dollar and a cent, I envy you so so much. This isn't a "lack of basic math skills" this is like mistaking a 6-pack beer for a single can. Even the most basic of lifeforms <i>should</i> know that there's more beer in 6 cans than in one. (Note, I used beer examples because I was going to put rednecks somewhere in there, but then I decided not to. The example also works with donuts or whatever food that comes in value packs)
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
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    or whatever food that comes in value packs
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    mittens come in pairs! this would be like mistaking a pair of mittens for a single one! yay for applications!
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
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    mittens come in pairs! this would be like mistaking a pair of mittens for a single one! yay for applications!
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    and this thread is not about the US, but about Canada... where, obviously, milk comes in bags.

    <img src="http://home.cogeco.ca/~husky66/Milk/store/store4.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1586345:date=Dec 9 2006, 01:14 PM:name=Cereal_KillR)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Cereal_KillR @ Dec 9 2006, 01:14 PM) [snapback]1586345[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    If you don't need to know the difference between a dollar and a cent, I envy you so so much. This isn't a "lack of basic math skills" this is like mistaking a 6-pack beer for a single can. Even the most basic of lifeforms <i>should</i> know that there's more beer in 6 cans than in one. (Note, I used beer examples because I was going to put rednecks somewhere in there, but then I decided not to. The example also works with donuts or whatever food that comes in value packs)
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    This is completely different than the difference between a dollar and a cent; this is a misunderstanding of decimals and fractions. I'm sure everyone knows that 2 dollars and 2 cents are different. The disconnect here happens when they saw fractions of a dollar and figured that fractions of a cent were the same. They didn't factor in the difference in value between a dollar and a cent, but that only came up because they can't relate two fractions to each other.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
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    i'm pretty sure they're in Canada, bro. did you mean you love North America?
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    I don't think so... Verizon doesn't operate here. As far as I know, the four major providers here are Bell Mobility, Telus Mobility, Rogers Wireless and Fido.

    And they're talking about roaming charges <b>to</b> Canada. Meaning the cost of using his cellphone for data transfer while in Canada. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
  • MerkabaMerkaba Digital Harmony Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 22Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester
    Oh dear LORD. How can so many people in 1 company be so utterly incompetent over the phone?
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
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    Oh dear LORD. How can so many people in 1 company be so utterly incompetent over the phone?
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    Speaking of which, anyone ever hear one of those stories where a person pays with $2 dollar bills(USD), the cashier thinks $2 dollars bills are fake and then calls the manager, then the manager in turn doesn't know if $2 dollar bills actually exist, then he calls the cop, and then the cops come and say it is real. The guy who handed the person a $2 dollar bill gets a free burrito(<i>referring to the taco bell story, but it has happened in other cases also</i>).

    Similar cases includes someone actually taking a fake $200 bill with president George Bush on it, and etc. Or someone paying with two $500 dollar bills and think they're fake, and the same situation as the above paragraph occur.




    Why don't they teach these people which bills are real or fake when they become a cashier? It only takes like 2 minutes to review which bills are real or which are fake.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    It's probably one of those things they just assume you know, which is a terrible assumption because as we all know there are no depths to which the human mind cannot sink when it comes to intelligence.
  • TransmissionTransmission Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14456Members
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    and this thread is not about the US, but about Canada... where, obviously, milk comes in bags.

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    Bagged milk is far superior! Nice, compact, easy to pour from once placed in a holder. Far better than your giant plastic tubs. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    The video wasn't terribly astonishing. I spent some time tutoring grade 12 students in calculus. After that, <i>nothing </i>phases me anymore.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I thought this was fake for the first 3 minutes. But the long silences finally got to me and now... now I weep for all mankind.
  • wascally_wabbitwascally_wabbit Join Date: 2003-09-09 Member: 20701Members
    edited December 2006
    I found this in a digg comment - it's the easiest way to explain to the customer service people that they're incorrect. Tell them to go to google, and type in "0.002 cents per kilobyte times 35893 kilobytes" (<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=35893+kilobytes+times+0.002+cents+per+kilobyte" target="_blank">http://www.google.com/search?q=35893+kilob...ts+per+kilobyte</a>). They'll get the result "(35 893 kilobytes) times 0.002 (U.S. cents per kilobyte) = 0.71786 U.S. dollars".

    I just wish the guy had thought of this during the call, because I really want to finally see someone at Verizon realize how stupid their mistake is.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    They'd just say that Google is wrong or that it's a difference of opinion, trust me. Corporations don't accept that they are wrong, even if they have to break the laws of reality.
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    At first it was kind of funny with the representative just not making the connections, since he seemed to be trying. The manager, though, her virulence... *cringe* ...Want to punch her square in the [female-specific body part].
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited December 2006
    you mean...

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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    So does this mean the guy can get his 70$ billl scrapped and have it replaced with a 70cent bill? I mean he has generated that much internet publicity Verizon have to do something about it.

    And what about the rest of Verizon's customers that do or don't notice this?
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited December 2006
    I love the silence of the phone rep, he then goes into a "uhuh"

    lovely <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • tankefugltankefugl One Script To Rule Them All... Trondheim, Norway Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8641Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited December 2006
    Well ...

    <a href="http://xkcd.com/verizon/" target="_blank">http://xkcd.com/verizon/</a>

    <a href="http://www.google.com/trends?q=verizon,+math" target="_blank">http://www.google.com/trends?q=verizon,+math</a>

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • scooterbluescooterblue Join Date: 2003-05-20 Member: 16519Members
    edited January 2007
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
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    you mean...

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    What about against a man?
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    at least you don't post often, scooterblue.
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    edited December 2006
    It has a <a href="http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">happy ending</a>. But not before the xkcd guy can apply his strange brand of <a href="http://xkcd.com/verizon/" target="_blank">math related wit</a> to it!
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
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    ...all of a sudden I know why my school offered remedial spelling
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    This has been discussed before in this thread.

    First of all, you learn the difference between cents and dimes in preschool, and probably before that when you learned how to talk compared to learning how to spell words as you live your life.

    Second of all, not everyone on these forums first language is English, so they may make spelling mistakes.

    Third of all, on the internet some people do not care to check their spelling, they just type in what they think is how it's spelled and then type it. In certain cases where correct spelling is needed, usually most of the time the person will check it and spell it correctly, whether by using a dictionary, spell checker, or by just looking over it again and say "that's not right".

    As long as you can understand what the person is trying to say, it's fine.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    my school also offers INET101 - Mittens and other happy things to discuss on online messageboards.
  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    Mandatory sterilisation for people who fail high-school. Natural Selection no longer works <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

    Maybe we should introduce a more adapted organism? Kharaa?
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Did a little cleanup in here. Scooterblue, show some respect next time.

    Back on topic, I had listened to part of this, but got bored and stopped. Never knew he still had not gotten a refund until recently, madness.
  • scooterbluescooterblue Join Date: 2003-05-20 Member: 16519Members
    edited January 2007
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    methinks scooter needs ASSH002 - Remedial hattery ^^
  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1587510:date=Dec 12 2006, 10:02 AM:name=scooterblue)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(scooterblue @ Dec 12 2006, 10:02 AM) [snapback]1587510[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    This has been discussed before in this thread.

    First of all, you learn the difference between cents and dimes in preschool, and probably before that when you learned how to talk compared to learning how to spell words as you live your life.

    Second of all, not everyone on these forums first language is English, so they may make spelling mistakes.

    Third of all, on the internet some people do not care to check their spelling, they just type in what they think is how it's spelled and then type it. In certain cases where correct spelling is needed, usually most of the time the person will check it and spell it correctly, whether by using a dictionary, spell checker, or by just looking over it again and say "that's not right".

    As long as you can understand what the person is trying to say, it's fine.
    You're right, math incompetence is better than spelling incompetence.
    Sorry, that was offensive to say, "all of a sudden I know why my school offered remedial spelling." I should have said:
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    Aren't you the 12-year old that tried to start some sort of effin on-line revolution, but got trolled to high hell?
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