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XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Immortalized forever</div>Okay not really<i> forever</i>, but whatever.

I get to put a 1 sentence quote with my name in my high-school yearbook. What should it be? Ambiguously vulgar and/or funny phrases acceptable.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <Random tard kid here> slept with <oldest teacher here> signed <your name here>
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    How about the good old "Trapped in yearbook factory, send help."
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  • SteveRSteveR Join Date: 2006-12-25 Member: 59239Members, Constellation
    What's the first thing that came into your head? You probably wont be allowed to put it even though it would be the best thing.

    For my secondary school: "Glad to be outta this dump!" Would have been perfect.

    'So long suckas' 'X school has given me so much, like a tumor'

    I can't suggest anything but hate. I suppose I liked college so... 'X school ROCKS' that would do.
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  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1596659:date=Jan 9 2007, 12:17 PM:name=RustySpoon)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RustySpoon @ Jan 9 2007, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1596659[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    How about the good old "Trapped in yearbook factory, send help."
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    I love this one. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    "Put a pipecleaner down his urethra."

    ;D
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    "High School is that final piece of childhood that you're glad to get rid of, like puberty."
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Some lyrics to a song you like?
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    "I am a banana."
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  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    "Good luck finding them bombs"
    "Wryyyyyy"
    "I'll be back, sellin' warez and crack"

    Bah I cant think of any really good ones.
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  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    "How can you send me out there, when i dont know who i am?"

    my issue with highschool.
    i didnt know who i was,and where i was going.
    i know now...
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1596652:date=Jan 9 2007, 06:00 PM:name=Xyth)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Xyth @ Jan 9 2007, 06:00 PM) [snapback]1596652[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Okay not really<i> forever</i>, but whatever.

    I get to put a 1 sentence quote with my name in my high-school yearbook. What should it be? Ambiguously vulgar and/or funny phrases acceptable.
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    I love the moneypit!

    There are 10 kind of people. Those who know binary and those who dont.

    There are 3 kind of people, those who can count and those who cant.

    All hail the cheese-toast!

    Redz is fastaaa! <- cookie for everyone who gets this <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1596659:date=Jan 9 2007, 12:17 PM:name=RustySpoon)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RustySpoon @ Jan 9 2007, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1596659[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    How about the good old "Trapped in yearbook factory, send help."
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    This just might be the winner, that's pretty good.
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  • NEO_PhyteNEO_Phyte We need shirtgons&#33; Join Date: 2003-12-16 Member: 24453Members, Constellation
    I'm in ur [location], [verb]ing ur [object].

    replace bracketed items as desired
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    "High School was the best 7 years of my life."

    That's a quite popular one.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Kilroy was here.
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1596659:date=Jan 9 2007, 12:17 PM:name=RustySpoon)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(RustySpoon @ Jan 9 2007, 12:17 PM) [snapback]1596659[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    How about the good old "Trapped in yearbook factory, send help."
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    I did that one for mine last year <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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  • 404NotFound404NotFound Join Date: 2006-10-31 Member: 58103Members
    "He came, he saw, he rocked."

    "Last surviving Civil War Veteran. 1825-1927"

    "Picture not to scale."

    "Color many vary"

    "Not a Canadian."
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    Keep in mind you'll probably stumble over your yearbook years later and read over it seeing what you've put there; you don't want to put anything too cringeworthy or especially emo otherwise you'll think "jees I was silly".

    Keep the Red vs Blue PSA about tatoos in mind when you're writing it basically :p
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1596810:date=Jan 9 2007, 06:22 PM:name=404NotFound)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(404NotFound @ Jan 9 2007, 06:22 PM) [snapback]1596810[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    "Picture not to scale."

    "Color many vary"
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    I think a combination of stuff like this would be funny.

    Picture not to scale, some wear on underside, color may vary.

    Whatever use your imagination <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    edited January 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1596723:date=Jan 9 2007, 03:53 PM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Jan 9 2007, 03:53 PM) [snapback]1596723[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Redz is fastaaa! <- cookie for everyone who gets this <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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    <!--coloro:#006600--><span style="color:#006600"><!--/coloro-->DA RED WUNZ GO FASTAAH<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    (Btw, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olOuxBKWIG8" target="_blank">You'll LOVE this</a>)

    Edit: Similarly, make a deal with the yearbook makers to have your text in really huge letters that say <!--sizeo:4--><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>"FOR THE EMPEROR!"</b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    404 image not found
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    "May contain traces of peanut."
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Those are all equally terrible, some more than others ["Trapped in yearbook factory"... please].

    Nobody cares about yearbooks or any crap like that more than twenty minutes after you get them. Don't worry so much about trying to look cool/witty on a scrap of paper, and go outside and actually practice not being lame.

    However, if you want my suggestion, go with "WANTED FOR IDENTITY FRAUD". Or, if your yearbook committee is particularly slack, "WANTED FOR CHILD MOLESTATION AND BREATHING THROUGH HIS MOUTH".
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  • ExploderExploder Join Date: 2006-11-02 Member: 58202Members
    We don't do stuff like that where I live, but if I was American it would probably be something like:

    FREEDOM! See you later suckers!
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    *Quote Baleeted* sentence over 10 words. No exceptions -Talesin
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  • RustySpoonRustySpoon Join Date: 2003-07-10 Member: 18069Members
    edited January 2007
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    <!--coloro:#006600--><span style="color:#006600"><!--/coloro-->DA RED WUNZ GO FASTAAH<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    (Btw, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olOuxBKWIG8" target="_blank">You'll LOVE this</a>)

    Edit: Similarly, make a deal with the yearbook makers to have your text in really huge letters that say <!--sizeo:4--><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><b>"FOR THE EMPEROR!"</b><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec-->
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    Haha, holy crap DoW quotes own. "Mine's shootier than yours."

    The Pile O' Gunz upgrades are even better, "More Choppy", "More Dakka". Oh man, I lol everytime I play.

    BTW I slopped some red paint on my saab, and only a handful of my mates know what it means. You should see the look on peoples faces when it needs to be explained.
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1597003:date=Jan 10 2007, 04:27 AM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Jan 10 2007, 04:27 AM) [snapback]1597003[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Those are all equally terrible, some more than others ["Trapped in yearbook factory"... please].

    Nobody cares about yearbooks or any crap like that more than twenty minutes after you get them. Don't worry so much about trying to look cool/witty on a scrap of paper, and go outside and actually practice not being lame.

    However, if you want my suggestion, go with "WANTED FOR IDENTITY FRAUD". Or, if your yearbook committee is particularly slack, "WANTED FOR CHILD MOLESTATION AND BREATHING THROUGH HIS MOUTH".
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    Yeah, well... Your <i>face</i> is stupid

    And of course nobody cares about yearbooks past the end of the school year, but for those 20 minutes I need to look as clever as possible. Besides, I've got a reputation to live up to.
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    So you plagiarize all your "wit" through the internet. Fall down a well.

    I know what you could put in your year book. "I can't even be witty on the internet."
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1597122:date=Jan 10 2007, 11:01 AM:name=Testament)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Testament @ Jan 10 2007, 11:01 AM) [snapback]1597122[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    So you plagiarize all your "wit" through the internet. Fall down a well.

    I know what you could put in your year book. "I can't even be witty on the internet."
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    I've got it.

    "Fuels peoples nerd-rage over the internet"
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1597158:date=Jan 10 2007, 09:35 AM:name=Xyth)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Xyth @ Jan 10 2007, 09:35 AM) [snapback]1597158[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I've got it.

    "Fuels peoples nerd-rage over the internet"
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    I put a pipe cleaner down my urethra.
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