The Never Ending Story

Burr · November 2002

<div class="IPBDescription">Humor</div> One time there were a bunch of aliens and a bunch of marines that were fighting each other. They would fight all day and all night, neither side gaining advantage on the other. It seemed as if this battle would go on forever, but then something happened......

(Now you continue the story)

Gwahir · November 2002

The walls, covered in bacterium, began to speak in English!

(not eactly serious, but you're bit didn't seem serious either, ignore if I was incorrect)

Jerry_111_Elend · November 2002

the aliens and marines gathered around the bacteria, looking at the substances closely..... A marine says "WTF"... The bacteria respond..

bobthemagicalfish · November 2002

"We are the Bacteria resistance is fultile we have have your women muhahahaha" the bacteria said

Mr_Headcrab · November 2002

One of the marines exclaimes "That's no woman, that's my Ex!"

BioHaz · November 2002

"You can never take our women!" says the commander, "Eat Lysol!"
Commander then drops some lysol all around the marines, who then pick it up and start spraying the walls......

"Commander, Can I get an Ultimate Cheeseburger and a large Strawberry shake too?"

.......

Vecdran · November 2002

but the aliens wanted to SNIFF the lysol...so a fight broke out over the cans of lysol. one marine was killed by a flying toenail

bobthemagicalfish · November 2002

so the commander proceded to drop chickens from the sky that attacked the alien with there razor beaks

HBNayr · November 2002

One of the marines took one look at the chickens attempting to gib aliens left and right, and said, "0MG CH1C|<3|\| H4X," attracting the attention of the nearest chicken, who came over and began pecking at his boot. The marine stared, dumbfounded, before collapsing, dead.

"n00b," said one maine, and the rest grunt agreement.

Just then, a skulk clinging to the ceiling to escape the deadly chicken clacked his jaws together...

Tzarcon · November 2002

Then Duke Nuken barged through the doors, screaming "No-one takes our chicks... and lives!"

bobthemagicalfish · November 2002

a lerk then flew into dukes head an riped it off . then everyone played a game of volleyball

Kung_Fool · November 2002

But all of a sudden the ball turned into a skulk and bit a player´s head off when he attempted to bounce the ball over the net.

Cyborgguineapig · November 2002

A skillfull marksmen in the croud fires a single round into the skulks head spraying blood all over the players who then begin to rub the blood on their bodies as if it were massaging oil...

bobthemagicalfish · November 2002

then the mairnes stomachs burst open and thousands of plush skull dolls flew out <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'>

Vecdran · November 2002

the spectators then went "o.O"

ZeroSaber · December 2002

Just then....

Beer Man: "ICE COLD BEER HEEYA! ICE COLD BEER! GET YA ICE COLD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
Guy In Stands: "I'll have one! How much?"
Beer Man: "Threee dollas!"
Guy: "Here ya go!" *hands BM the $3*
Beer Man: *hands Guy the beer*

BM: "ICE COLD BEEER HEEYA! ICE COLD-"
*Lerk flies past, biting off the beer man's head. His headless corpse tumbles down onto the playing field*

Marine 1: "Woah, WOAH! HOLD ON A MINUTE! The Commander's dropped us some refreshments!"
Marines: "WOOT!"
*everyone (even the skulks and little gorges) grabs a can or two and guzzles. The skulks and gorges, confused, bite holes in the cans and drink from the spraying fountais of beer*

bobthemagicalfish · December 2002

just then a evil marine showed up and welded all the beer cans shut and then ran off screaming you cant stop me muhahahah.

Ankan · December 2002

But an Onos came from no where and stomped on him.

"Look!" A Marine says. "Wow... That's one ugly **obscenity**..." Another one say. "And the bacteria answers; "Have you ever tried to birth a Skulk?! THAT's ugly... just ask a Hive and you'll see".............

Jerry_111_Elend · December 2002

Just then, A hive popped up in the middle of them all. The hive announced, "All your taco bell are belong to us!""

Gwahir · December 2002

Mr. T: I pity the foo that takes my taco bell!

Deltron_Z · December 2002

The colonal Stockwell showed up and arrested the A-Team, but they escaped by converting the A-Team van into a tank using the bed springs from their prison cell.

nielsz0r · December 2002

Fortunatly , there is Still the A-team and Mcgayver , who use there special powers and skills to defeat the skulks.But danger is never far away.As the infernal screams of an aproaching onos fills the room , Mcgayver shits his pants and try's to hide behind a box.....Its up to the A team now.....

( ? )

Comprox · December 2002

And suddenly a forum moderator disguised as a marine yells out "WTF!" and jumps through the airlock in suicide.

Gwahir · December 2002

the marines, knowing the moderator was leading by example, followed suit.

bobthemagicalfish · December 2002

so the aliens who are all alone take the bactira on the wall and make little statue of mainres that they miss and the chuge a beer in there hornor

Vecdran · December 2002

but one of the marines boots mutated

Twitchy · December 2002

Into a giant rubber **obscenity** that proceeded to consume all existance!

bobthemagicalfish · December 2002

then an rabbi comes in and cuts the ****** and it runs off becuase ***** are stuid. then everyone get drunk and plays ping pong

sharpy · December 2002

suddenly, the ping pong ball begins to gestate in mid air, and out pops Mr Staypuft, who proceeds to molester the rabbi

Comprox · December 2002

Ok, no.
<b><span style='color:green'>**PARALYZED**</span></b>

The Never Ending Story

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