I need help finding two threads

PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">On the off-topic forums</div>Since search only search forum posts from the last 3 months, and before the 3 months it only searches the title(according to Comprox), I'm unable to find two topics I'm looking for.

One topic was a forum member who said he saw someone with a broken car light, or something and called 911 and the police got to him and fined him.

There was another person who created a topic telling how this jerk called 911 on him for a broken light or something and he was just a few blocks away from his house to fix it.

Anyway, these were two hilarious posts that we must find!

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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    lol, i dont remember them, but i would definitely like to see them as well.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited December 2006
    Maybe we could enhance the search feature for constis...

    Edit: Woop Wopp 1000 years have past since 1006... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
    If I recall correctly those two threads were a co-ordinated joke pulled off by the two posters in question. But my memory is really fuzzy on the topic. It's probably more rumour then fact anyway.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Perhaps you could manually scan the 591 pages in Off Topic? <img src="http://www.ibparcade.com/style_emoticons/default/dunno.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    sorry don't remember maybe a mod may?
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1592774:date=Dec 28 2006, 03:55 AM:name=NeonSpyder)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(NeonSpyder @ Dec 28 2006, 03:55 AM) [snapback]1592774[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    If I recall correctly those two threads were a co-ordinated joke pulled off by the two posters in question. But my memory is really fuzzy on the topic. It's probably more rumour then fact anyway.
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    Yeah I believe it was something like that, but it was still hilarious.

    <!--quoteo(post=1592775:date=Dec 28 2006, 04:02 AM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ Dec 28 2006, 04:02 AM) [snapback]1592775[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Perhaps you could manually scan the 591 pages in Off Topic? <img src="http://www.ibparcade.com/style_emoticons/default/dunno.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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    I actually tried that, but I gave up after like 10 pages, since I don't remember exactly when it was created.

    <!--quoteo(post=1592804:date=Dec 28 2006, 07:38 AM:name=Sub_zer0)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Sub_zer0 @ Dec 28 2006, 07:38 AM) [snapback]1592804[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    sorry don't remember maybe a mod may?
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    Yes, does any mod have the <b><!--coloro:red--><span style="color:red"><!--/coloro-->full power<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b> of search?
  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    I have no more search power than you do. To break it down:

    < 3 months (thats less than 3 months) - you're search looks at post titles and text within the posts

    > 3 months - the search only looks at topic titles and does not go into the text within the posts

    This is basically due to our database being too bloody massive (you guys post too much) and the operations just time out if we try to make the search any wider. Maybe someone can improve the IPB search function, no idea?
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Maybe someone should add one of those "Search this website" Google search fields to this place.
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    edited January 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1593063:date=Dec 29 2006, 11:31 AM:name=Comprox)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Comprox @ Dec 29 2006, 11:31 AM) [snapback]1593063[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    This is basically due to our database being too bloody massive (you guys post too much) and the operations just time out if we try to make the search any wider. Maybe someone can improve the IPB search function, no idea?
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    Maybe we could also seperate it somehow.

    You have the option of searching each year(2006, 2005, 2004, etc) and only that year. It could even be split into half a year(Jan to June 2004, July to December 2004 for example).

    Searching everything all at once is a problem, but if we can just search bit by bit, it'll be as powerful as the old days of search which searched everything(right?). It'll take longer to find what you're looking for, but better to spend an extra 5 minutes to find what you're searching for, than not find it at all?

    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Maybe someone should add one of those "Search this website" Google search fields to this place.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That too.
  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    edited January 2007
    You can make google do that as it is.. just add "site:<site>" at the end of your search with the "".. Or go into advanced search and type it in the domain box..

    So there's really no need to add that (ugly? :X) search bar anywhere here :X

    Edit: Another thing you could try is to visit a Internet Archieve site :X I know there are some out there, and visit the NS forums in the past.. and search on the site there.. that would let you search fully in intervals - and would also get around threads missing, if some are missing that is, can't remember if it's the case..
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    I tried searching around and still cannot find those threads. We are powerless without the power of search.
  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    Have you tried using google to search the forums?
  • sawcesawce Join Date: 2002-12-14 Member: 10787Members
    <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82641" target="_blank">This</a> and <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82587" target="_blank">this</a>?
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    Remember who made them?
  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1603980:date=Feb 5 2007, 01:43 AM:name=sawce)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(sawce @ Feb 5 2007, 01:43 AM) [snapback]1603980[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82641" target="_blank">This</a> and <a href="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=82587" target="_blank">this</a>?
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    Yeah, they're the ones I was looking for. You get a <img src="http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3782/coolcookies300fd5.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    I'm so proud of it, I put my name on it!
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1592700:date=Dec 27 2006, 11:09 PM:name=Petco)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Petco @ Dec 27 2006, 11:09 PM) [snapback]1592700[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Since search only search forum posts from the last 3 months, and before the 3 months it only searches the title(according to Comprox), I'm unable to find two topics I'm looking for.
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    Unless these forums have a special script that mandates this, this version of IPB will search post content as well as titles. As to the time restriction I am unsure why these boards restrict searching to three months, or how.


    ... and good job sawce!
  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1604084:date=Feb 5 2007, 02:25 PM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ Feb 5 2007, 02:25 PM) [snapback]1604084[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Unless these forums have a special script that mandates this, this version of IPB will search post content as well as titles. As to the time restriction I am unsure why these boards restrict searching to three months, or how.
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    The search range is restricted here because otherwise it would be common for searches to take longer than 30 seconds, and nothing would get returned to users in many cases (remember trying to search before the forum went down?). That was the best solution they came up with, apparently. They should probably do something like allow you to specify a range of dates to search between, and then check to make sure the range isn't more than three months. This would allow everything to be searched, though in a slow fashion. I don't know how practical this is, so maybe it isn't a good idea.

    And I thought you participated in General Discussion threads where this was explained.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1604128:date=Feb 5 2007, 08:12 PM:name=im_lost)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(im_lost @ Feb 5 2007, 08:12 PM) [snapback]1604128[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    [...]
    And I thought you participated in General Discussion threads where this was explained.
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    Feel free to linketh me - my search isn't working! <img src="http://www.ibparcade.com/style_emoticons/default/hairpull.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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