<!--quoteo(post=1607537:date=Feb 17 2007, 07:11 PM:name=X_Stickman)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(X_Stickman @ Feb 17 2007, 07:11 PM) [snapback]1607537[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> I am a ninja. Therefore, I wouldn't be in a full on fight, I'd be sneaking up behind someone. Here is an image of me in my ninja uniform, striking a pose:
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lol
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<!--quoteo(post=1607835:date=Feb 19 2007, 05:26 PM:name=Kouji_San)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kouji_San @ Feb 19 2007, 05:26 PM) [snapback]1607835[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->How did this thread go from melee weapons too FREAKING ICBM's <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /> <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's a Cold War baby!
swords and shields are teh pwn my bo staff and katana will pwn j00! j00 r totally rongg! let's duel biz-otch - zomg I take me staff and bow and katana! I pick zee AWP because it pwnz j00! ICBM > gunz, lolz!
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Bah, that show sucked. The swords were all demonstration models (Besides the katana...) And that staff wasn't made from waxwood (which is what the spear was made from, hence why it was so flexible.) :/
if that's the show where they tested all the weapons you're talking about 2D then you'd probably also like to know that most of those martial artists were suspect too. The 'Tai Kwon Do' guy is actually a practitioner of some kind of 'martial arts x' series and is generally disregarded amongst most serious martial artists as all flash and little content. My friend who teaches karate and dabbles in a few other arts just shook his head at most of it saying it was over-dramatised ###### just made to appeal to the common American audience rather than real 'scientific investigation'.
He was also convinced that the black karate guy was the one out of those vids where he's auditioning for a samurai movie and tries to do a back flip while wielding two nunchucks, managing to land badly and almost knock himself out. He's got a big afro in it :p
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I am a ninja. Therefore, I wouldn't be in a full on fight, I'd be sneaking up behind someone. Here is an image of me in my ninja uniform, striking a pose:
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A ninja with veeeeeeeeery tiny fingers.
Yeah. The angle.
It's the angle.
Yeah. The angle.
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yeah, little sausage fingers always look funny from that angle. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
yeah, little sausage fingers always look funny from that angle. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
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*Snickers evilly*
Choose your weapons, gentlemen. I go with the hammer / longbow / dagger combo I posted earlier.
Seeing as you weren't specific I'd suggest Zig uses a Tank :p
Or failing that, an ICBM.
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Mexican food is too spicy, and it's all the same. Mostly.
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That's a Cold War baby!
swords and shields are teh pwn
my bo staff and katana will pwn j00!
j00 r totally rongg!
let's duel biz-otch - zomg I take me staff and bow and katana!
I pick zee AWP because it pwnz j00!
ICBM > gunz, lolz!
[Based on a True Story™]
(AOL-ishness added for heightened drama)
My friend who teaches karate and dabbles in a few other arts just shook his head at most of it saying it was over-dramatised ###### just made to appeal to the common American audience rather than real 'scientific investigation'.
He was also convinced that the black karate guy was the one out of those vids where he's auditioning for a samurai movie and tries to do a back flip while wielding two nunchucks, managing to land badly and almost knock himself out. He's got a big afro in it :p