Four year old boy scares off thieves

PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
edited March 2007 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">With his power ranger costume</div><a href="http://wcco.com/crime/local_story_334225852.html" target="_blank">Four year old boy with his power ranger costume</a>.

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  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    lol!
    never undestimate children,evar!
  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    With all the foam muscles on that suit I'd be scared too... with the mask on he looks less like a kid and more like a body-building midget masked wrestler o.O
  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    edited March 2007
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    Also: I lol'd.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    edited March 2007
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Although the thieves still managed to steal credit cards, money and a cell phone, Stevie's mother said she believes her son spooked the robbers, who ran away.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    So some silly little git decided to yell at some thugs whilst wearing a red costume. They nicked everyone's stuff and left. In retrospect his mummy thought he looked cute and called up a news outlet.

    Slow news day? I think so.

    --Scythe--
  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    Now playing - Go Go Power Rangers
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1614583:date=Mar 15 2007, 01:09 PM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scythe @ Mar 15 2007, 01:09 PM) [snapback]1614583[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    So some silly little git decided to yell at some thugs whilst wearing a red costume. They nicked everyone's stuff and left. In retrospect his mummy thought he looked cute and called up a news outlet.

    Slow news day? I think so.

    --Scythe--
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    I'm with Scythe on this one. Some little thing in a red costume comes into a room, where his family is being held <b>at gunpoint</b>, and "scares them away"? No, that's not what happened at all. This kid knew where they were, which means the people holding his family thought that this kid might have called the cops, which many kids are being told to do. They then figure that taking a few hundred dollars in notes, credit cards, and mobile phones, is better than either being arrested, shot at, or killed, at the hands of the police.

    "4 year old battles the crooks" my ######..
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    Probably right. That sounds more likely to me. Also, I hate to do this, but...

    Old!
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    They're gonna have to add some warnings to those suits now, I bet. Like the "suit does not allow user to fly" warnings on superman costumes.

    "Warning: Power Ranger costume may not enhance crime fighting abilities."
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Let's go ahead and glorify this so that all four year olds think they are invincible and charge at men with guns. That's a fine plan.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Stupid kids are being told they are special more often. This kid must be really stupid to be really special.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    The guy had a gun and didn't blow the kid's brains all over the wall? Uhhh...
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    They grabbed what they wanted, and they left. There's no reason to add child murder to the list of offenses; that would basically quadruple the amount of cops on their tail.
  • SurgeSurge asda4a3sklflkgh Join Date: 2002-07-14 Member: 944Members
    And more than quadruple their sentence (or cut it by three-fourths, depending on what state they're in).
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1614655:date=Mar 15 2007, 07:10 PM:name=Rob)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rob @ Mar 15 2007, 07:10 PM) [snapback]1614655[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Let's go ahead and glorify this so that all four year olds think they are invincible and charge at men with guns. That's a fine plan.
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    Now we just need to get four year olds to read news on the internet. Or, well, read. Let's start out with that.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I like this thread because of how it looks on the forum index screen.

    "Four year old boy scares off...
    lolfighter"
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1614813:date=Mar 15 2007, 09:02 PM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Mar 15 2007, 09:02 PM) [snapback]1614813[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    They grabbed what they wanted, and they left. There's no reason to add child murder to the list of offenses; that would basically quadruple the amount of cops on their tail.
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    It wouldn't add anything to their sentence, everyone knows children suck. It'd be justified.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1614969:date=Mar 16 2007, 09:30 PM:name=Liku)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Liku @ Mar 16 2007, 09:30 PM) [snapback]1614969[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    It wouldn't add anything to their sentence, everyone knows children suck. It'd be justified.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Population control.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1614946:date=Mar 16 2007, 07:20 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Mar 16 2007, 07:20 PM) [snapback]1614946[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I like this thread because of how it looks on the forum index screen.

    "Four year old boy scares off...
    lolfighter"
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    Not any more. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Wait... damn.
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    Am I the only one who went into that story hoping it ended with either a ZOID battle or the kid's brains becoming a new Picasso?
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1615178:date=Mar 17 2007, 02:59 PM:name=cshank4)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(cshank4 @ Mar 17 2007, 02:59 PM) [snapback]1615178[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Am I the only one who went into that story hoping it ended with either a ZOID battle or the kid's brains becoming a new Picasso?
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I would think Jackson Pollock. Picasso is more of a cubist sort of guy.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Good call, or they could take a photo and feature it as the cover of a new Mayhem Bootleg.
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    Call me a heartless *******, but if the kid get shot for pulling that stunt, innocence loss would be too mild a phrase. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    :/.. i thought this was going to be some crazy home alone gimmick... yeah, im down with whoever else said the kid didnt scare off the thieves... little boi in red suit =/= scary... they stole their ish and left... and the mom wanted to make the kid feel like he actually accomplished something...

    was a stupid thing for the kid to do... hope he gets shot
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