300 ROCKS MY LOINS SO VERY VIOLENTLY

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  • Moving_Target0Moving_Target0 Join Date: 2006-12-21 Member: 59174Members
    Summary of the whole thread and / or movie:

    The battle scenes? Good.

    Anything involving storyline and/or dialog? sucks.

    I personally thought this movie could have been a lot better had they tried to make it have more plot than it did.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1613802:date=Mar 12 2007, 11:47 AM:name=pardzh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pardzh @ Mar 12 2007, 11:47 AM) [snapback]1613802[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Oh, and Xerxes was creepy as hell.
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    RuPaul != creepy, no matter how you cut it.


    <!--quoteo(post=1613839:date=Mar 12 2007, 03:10 PM:name=Moving_Target0)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Moving_Target0 @ Mar 12 2007, 03:10 PM) [snapback]1613839[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Summary of the whole thread and / or movie:

    The battle scenes? Good.

    Anything involving storyline and/or dialog? sucks.

    I personally thought this movie could have been a lot better had they tried to make it have more plot than it did.
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    I honestly think that the removal of any and all plot made the movie BETTER. All to often they try to put plot into a movie that is really all about killing stuff, and it just removes key time that could be filled with blood.

    Yah, it wasn't a good movie, but it was fun!
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    edited March 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1613214:date=Mar 10 2007, 08:44 AM:name=moultano)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(moultano @ Mar 10 2007, 08:44 AM) [snapback]1613214[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Somehow, I don't think that Greeks went to war in leather speedos.
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    Tell that to the homosexual community!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Edit, apparently the 3 letter word for homosexual is banned =\
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    What exactly did you WANT for a plot? You have an awesome actor who played the narrator and told the story of the hero of the Spartan people. This is classic stuff as far as plot lines go. What, you want more character interaction? Some kinda subterfuge?

    First, deep character fleshings never work well in a feature film - there's just not enough time. Most often you just end up hurting yourself with it.

    Second, the movie is based on a historic battle. I figure if they'd tried to be any more creative then they were, you'd all be screaming that it wasn't historically accurate enough.

    I really don't see this "plotless" argument. If 300 had no plot, name me a movie that DID so I can be enlightened.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1613884:date=Mar 12 2007, 06:10 PM:name=Thansal)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thansal @ Mar 12 2007, 06:10 PM) [snapback]1613884[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    RuPaul != creepy, no matter how you cut it.
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    Uhh... Ru Paul creeps me out <i>every</i> way I cut it.

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    I honestly think that the removal of any and all plot made the movie BETTER. All to often they try to put plot into a movie that is really all about killing stuff, and it just removes key time that could be filled with blood.

    Yah, it wasn't a good movie, but it was fun!
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    You mean there was literally no plot whatsoever? Um, the writing may not have been great, but I don't think you paid much attention.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited March 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1613885:date=Mar 13 2007, 12:15 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Mar 13 2007, 12:15 AM) [snapback]1613885[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Tell that to the homosexual community!!! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Edit, apparently the 3 letter word for homosexual is banned =\
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    The one, that means cigarette or the one, that means joyfully?

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    Edit: BOTH
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1613304:date=Mar 10 2007, 01:30 PM:name=Zig)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zig @ Mar 10 2007, 01:30 PM) [snapback]1613304[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You must not know about the battle of thermopylae. The premise alone makes it worth seeing. Thermopylae is one of the most legendary battles in military history. It's basically YOUR fault you're not interested. Pay attention in history class! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->



    QTF. The Battle of Thermopylae is perhaps one of the most epic ones from recorded human history on this planet. Reminds me of some NS battles on the marines...



    I just wish all three last showings on Saturday at every theater in the city weren't sold out after I got out of work. Stupid having to work on my birthday... BTW, that shows how lame the critics in my city were for giving it only two stars! CJ movie critics = suck, 300 = rules (apparently).
  • Moving_Target0Moving_Target0 Join Date: 2006-12-21 Member: 59174Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1613902:date=Mar 13 2007, 12:53 AM:name=Rob)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Rob @ Mar 13 2007, 12:53 AM) [snapback]1613902[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    What exactly did you WANT for a plot? You have an awesome actor who played the narrator and told the story of the hero of the Spartan people. This is classic stuff as far as plot lines go. What, you want more character interaction? Some kinda subterfuge?

    First, deep character fleshings never work well in a feature film - there's just not enough time. Most often you just end up hurting yourself with it.

    Second, the movie is based on a historic battle. I figure if they'd tried to be any more creative then they were, you'd all be screaming that it wasn't historically accurate enough.

    I really don't see this "plotless" argument. If 300 had no plot, name me a movie that DID so I can be enlightened.
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    I didn't mean add more plot. I meant improve the current one.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    well I for one really liked the whole point of the movie.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1615053:date=Mar 16 2007, 08:47 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Mar 16 2007, 08:47 PM) [snapback]1615053[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> well I for one really liked the whole point of the movie. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Just saw it tonight, thought it was magnificent.
  • cshank4cshank4 Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13425Members
    I saw this tonight.




    The police are after me now...
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Zig, I think you may think I was bein sarcastic, I wasn't.

    I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and the moral it taught.
  • GreyFlcnGreyFlcn Join Date: 2006-12-19 Member: 59134Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1615065:date=Mar 17 2007, 04:47 AM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Mar 17 2007, 04:47 AM) [snapback]1615065[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and the moral it taught.
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    Running around without your shirt on and wearing a red cape makes you kick ######?
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1615065:date=Mar 16 2007, 09:47 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Mar 16 2007, 09:47 PM) [snapback]1615065[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> Zig, I think you may think I was bein sarcastic, I wasn't.

    I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and the moral it taught. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know, I just quoted your post for emphasis I guess.

    Hmm... What really strikes me is how many ignorant, buzzword-frenzied, two-bit critics are drawing parallels to present day political events.. The battle depicted in the movie (which is a depiction of the battle depicted in the <i>comic</i>..) was fought in ancient Greece. So I guess these people are saying that Frank Miller... created the Battle of Thermopylae? Bandwagon liberals can be truly ridiculous sometimes. It's perfectly natural and American to want to start a fuss over our administration. I can get pretty indignant myself.

    But it's a completely separate thing to throw common sense, basic historical knowledge, and respect for the true purpose of Frank Miller's art (dramatization of a historical event, and nothing more) to the winds and claim that there's some kind of parallel between a work of historical fiction of which the subject is around 2500 years old, and Bush making war on Arabs.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    wasn't saying anything like that more just the general principle that there are some things that are worth fighting and dying for.
  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1615077:date=Mar 16 2007, 11:20 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Mar 16 2007, 11:20 PM) [snapback]1615077[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> wasn't saying anything like that more just the general principle that there are some things that are worth fighting and dying for. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, I just read a stupid review at Rotten Tomatoes and had to go on a little tirade, mostly to myself...

    <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/entertainment/movies/persian_shrug_movies_kyle_smith.htm" target="_blank">http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/enter..._kyle_smith.htm</a>
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1615083:date=Mar 16 2007, 11:20 PM:name=Zig)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zig @ Mar 16 2007, 11:20 PM) [snapback]1615083[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Yeah, I just read a stupid review at Rotten Tomatoes and had to go on a little tirade, mostly to myself...

    <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/entertainment/movies/persian_shrug_movies_kyle_smith.htm" target="_blank">http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/enter..._kyle_smith.htm</a>
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    Yeah... the Hitler thing was a nice touch. This man is an idiot.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1615083:date=Mar 17 2007, 02:20 AM:name=Zig)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zig @ Mar 17 2007, 02:20 AM) [snapback]1615083[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Yeah, I just read a stupid review at Rotten Tomatoes and had to go on a little tirade, mostly to myself...

    <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/entertainment/movies/persian_shrug_movies_kyle_smith.htm" target="_blank">http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/enter..._kyle_smith.htm</a>
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    That site needs a "Is the reviewer a dip[expletive]?" button. Then again, I suppose you can pull whatever you want out of things nowadays; I know over at the imdb messageboards there's people that sing undying praises about Signs...and that one of my college professors had a student relate a poem written about events in the civil war reflecting on (very specific) examples of the Gulf War.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1615083:date=Mar 17 2007, 03:20 AM:name=Zig)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zig @ Mar 17 2007, 03:20 AM) [snapback]1615083[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Yeah, I just read a stupid review at Rotten Tomatoes and had to go on a little tirade, mostly to myself...

    <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/entertainment/movies/persian_shrug_movies_kyle_smith.htm" target="_blank">http://www.nypost.com/seven/03092007/enter..._kyle_smith.htm</a>
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    If this guy had any idea how stupid he's making himself look he would hopefully dive off a bridge. Half the crap he complains about is honest fact from history.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    I found <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/03142007/entertainment/movies/iran_blasts_300_movies_andy_soltis.htm" target="_blank">this</a> to also be of interest. It seems like everybody wants to complain about something nowadays. Nevermind that Iran hasn't been called Persia for more that 50 years and that the attempt to associate themselves with ancient empires is like all Americans pretending to be Iroquois or Apache (now they'll want to say that they're descended from Xerxes and Darius...). Some things are symbols and some things are things, I don't get what's wrong with people (I can tell you that when I was sitting there I was thinking "I don't think Xerxes really looked like that, but it does make him sound and look eviler" and not "Dude, that's totally Iran, let's go bomb them").



    Oh yea, the marauding giant was a euphemism for Big Oil and the Spartan's spears were representative of American patriotism! Plus the guys carrying Xerxes' throne were symbols for liberals willing to please the Middle Eastern world, dirty communists!

    Woot for totally making things up.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    This just in guys:

    All wars are basically the same, so it's very easy to draw parallels between them all!

    It's like coincidences, you will find many if you look too hard enough at anything!
  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    Movie critics are the most useless people on the face of the planet..

    300 is already #176 in the IMDB top 250. Heh.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    I just seen this, if you haven't. Go. Now. Stop reading and go. NOW!
  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    I went to this movie expecting it to also rock my loins so very violently.

    I was <i>not</i> displeased.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    edited March 2007
    And so the NS forums create yet another acronym: It Rocks My Loins (IRML)

    not to be confused with IRL.
  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    Maybe just Rocks My Loins (RML), cuz it's a tad more versatile. It RML so hard. Or that totally RML.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Or maybe we could just type out things such as "awesome," "bad-######," or "incredible." Loins is a doesn't have any punch to it.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    No, everyone should use RML so I can say I made something cool. Screw typing everything out.
  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
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