My Cat ate My Fish
locallyunscene
Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">:-(</div>Although it wasn't my fish anymore, it was my sister's fish. He was a red Betta named Gandhi who had survived a forced seven day fast at the hands of his first owner(my girlfriend). He was my fish for a while and had lived in peaceful harmony with my cat Meeka. I gave him to my sister who was wanting of a legal pet for her dorm room and during his dorm travels must have assumed some new form of delicious smell to cats. When I returned from my girlfriend's apt on Sunday, he was no longer his his bowl.
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First, I hope you've broken up with Ms. Starvefish. I mean honestly, that's just mean of her. It sounds like you're still together; what possesses someone to stick around a lady that starves fish? Come on.
Second, sorry to hear about the poor little fish.
Third, if there is going to be any hilarity in this situation at all, you're going to have to attempt to find a fish that looks similar, and then convince your sister that they are one and the same. It'll be like an uproarious, fun for the whole family movies.
Fourth, you can't <i>know</i> the cat ate him. He might have been raptured up to fish heaven or sprung from the tank AKA Finding Nemo or stolen or something.
Fifth, how do cats eat fish? Do they reach into the tank, paw at it a bunch, and somehow get it out that way, or do they dunk their head in and bite it, or what? I've always wondered how they would manage it without upsetting the fish despository and spilling water everywhere.
Well the whole story was that she got the fish at a wedding and it didn't come with food and she was leaving to visit her parents for a while. So the fish couldn't come with her on the plane(stupid liquids ban) and had to be left unfed.
<!--quoteo(post=1673477:date=Mar 17 2008, 05:47 PM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Mar 17 2008, 05:47 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1673477"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Third, if there is going to be any hilarity in this situation at all, you're going to have to attempt to find a fish that looks similar, and then convince your sister that they are one and the same. It'll be like an uproarious, fun for the whole family movies.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hmm, I all ready told her, but maybe I could say I "found" him, uh, hiding... somewhere? Nvm that's not going to work.
<!--quoteo(post=1673477:date=Mar 17 2008, 05:47 PM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Mar 17 2008, 05:47 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1673477"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Fourth, you can't <i>know</i> the cat ate him. He might have been raptured up to fish heaven or sprung from the tank AKA Finding Nemo or stolen or something.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Might try that one.
<!--quoteo(post=1673477:date=Mar 17 2008, 05:47 PM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Mar 17 2008, 05:47 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1673477"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Fifth, how do cats eat fish? Do they reach into the tank, paw at it a bunch, and somehow get it out that way, or do they dunk their head in and bite it, or what? I've always wondered how they would manage it without upsetting the fish despository and spilling water everywhere.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well I didn't actually see it happen but since the bowl was on the floor I assume she knocked it off of the table and went for the easy pickings.
TBH I'm relived she ate it and I didn't find a "gift" in my bedsheets or on my computer desk.
ahh, you left that part out <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
<!--quoteo(post=1673480:date=Mar 17 2008, 06:18 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ Mar 17 2008, 06:18 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1673480"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->TBH I'm relived she ate it and I didn't find a "gift" in my bedsheets or on my computer desk.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
yet.
Oh come on, it's so easy. Ghandi's a time traveling fish. Some of them do that you know, but only the ones that constantly make funny faces.
You shot the cat for doing what its species has been born and bred to do from the beginning of time? That's cold, man. The cat didn't know it was doing anything wrong. It's not the cat's fault that there was prey sitting there waiting for it.
This is the sound of me silently judging you.
You can't judge Drfuzzy for shooting the cat, he's from the South, his kind has been bred to do that kind of thing for hundreds of years. He didn't know he was doing anything wrong. It's not Drfuzzy's fault the damn cat ate his best friend.
At least he didn't throw it off a cliff or something.
it was a good lizzard i was pissed, but i baked him by accident and that was on my shoulders
You can't judge Drfuzzy for shooting the cat, he's from the South, his kind has been bred to do that kind of thing for hundreds of years. He didn't know he was doing anything wrong. It's not Drfuzzy's fault the damn cat ate his best friend.
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You can't judge Tycho for disagreeing with the murder of a kitty, his kind have been bred to disagree with the murder of animals for hundreds of years. Its not Tycho's fault that DrFuzzy is a kitty killer.
Yeah.
You can't judge Drfuzzy for shooting the cat, he's from the South, his kind has been bred to do that kind of thing for hundreds of years. He didn't know he was doing anything wrong. It's not Drfuzzy's fault the damn cat ate his best friend.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You can't judge Tycho for disagreeing with the murder of a kitty, his kind have been bred to disagree with the murder of animals for hundreds of years. Its not Tycho's fault that DrFuzzy is a kitty killer.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You can't judge Caboose for judging TychoCelchuuu, his kind have been bred to judge people over internet forums for hundreds of years. It's not Caboose's fault that Tycho is a tree-hugging hippie.
mine did that, they are mean little boogers.