You May Live in Canada
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<div class="IPBDescription">Question For the Americans</div>Question for all you Americans. I was recently forwarded this email from my dad. Needless to say, I agree with most of the things on here. What's more is I figured a lot of these were pretty typical for North American in general. Would all of these be really odd in the USA? I've never had a lengthy phone conversation with a wrong number but it is pretty common to measure distance in hours and consider -2 just a little chilly.
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
To say about Canadians during a
Recent appearance at Caesers in
Windsor:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .
(this is my favourite, because how true)
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
To say about Canadians during a
Recent appearance at Caesers in
Windsor:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .
(this is my favourite, because how true)
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .
Comments
also where is comprox?
It isn't *real* traffic until you've set your parking brake for five minutes at a time.
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Well where I live (British columbia, canada)going to the interior of the province takes between 4 to 6 hours depending on how you drive and how the mountain weather is that day.
Also the line about the speed limit being 80km and you're going 95km but everybody is still passing you? So godamn true. I was driving in the #1 highway last weekend and I was driving through a that kind of straddled the highway (Kamloops) and the speed limit dropped from 110km to 80 or 90km and everyone was still going 125km even though there were several intersections with lights on the street. How they managed to stop in time I'll never know.
Although one guy in a pickup truck was doing 50km and taking up a lane and a half, and he wasn't even merging or anything. I think he had a big propane tank in the back too, not one of those little barbaque ones either I mean it took up half the back. Talk about hazardous.
I would say the difference between the US and Canada is that Canada is a bit more homogenized than the US (to my knowledge).
Every one I know measures trips in time, not distance. But then I live in NYC, the quickest path is rarely a straight one when taking a subway.
The friendliness to strangers varies quite a bit in the US. New Yorkers actually tend to be fairly friendly, sure we aren't going to have a 2hr conversation with a wrong number (I'm calling shenanigans on that one tbh), but it's normal enough to get help from some one that doesn't work in the store you are in. Other places are more friendly, and others are less.
Deer? Weather? Completely depends on where you are from, and we run the Gamut, it's a fairly big country spread over a number of different terrain types and locals. I know there are a couple places with winters as harsh as in Canada (most places around a big lake), and then there is Florida.
Oh, and drivers range around also. NYers are fine in rain, but a couple flakes and we suddenly suck (despite regularly having fairly serious winters).
On to internet forums
You may be silly
Vancouver is a real ###### of a city. Since we have so many panhandlers, homeless, addicts and so on roaming the streets and asking "Excuse me but..." followed by requests for money, Vancouverites have become detached a bit and tend to ignore, brush off and generally be ######ish to anyone on the sidewalks or for that matter on the roads.
Everywhere else in BC is really nice, just not there.
Also, I can definitely agree to that other drivers ALWAYS want to go faster even when you're already going over the speed limit here. And usually the ones in front of you are going too slow.
Outside of certain specific circumstances like on hobo-strewn streetcorners the people are generally okay. The job market is lousy right now though. It's too much to go into but basically even though we're the most expensive city to live in in all of canada our average wage is the lowest and all our 'entry level' jobs require 2-3 years experience in the field. Don't move here unless you have a job lined up already.
It's going to be hilarious years from now when all the employers whine how there are no experienced workers, oblivious to the fact that it'll be a crisis of their own making because they refused to let unexperienced workers get experience through entry-level jobs.
That's really interesting, when I see people talk about how their visit to america was like (or americans talking about their visit to sweden) it's usually mentioned how much friendlier people are to strangers in the US, or how you could just strike up a conversation with someone on the bus. I wonder what that means...
(it's down to individuals and the specific locations you visit)
except to out of town hobos
those bums
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .
Maybe it's something regional but ours stay open all year? If you really are Canadian, you eat ice cream no matter how cold it is out. I must be missing the joke. The rest I laughed at as they were true or half true :)
On the topic of this though, maybe someone can answer it. The joke about Canadians being afraid of the dark? It's something I have only heard of in the past few years and I am not sure where it came from? Maybe it's because I live so far North, we get more hours of dark than light in the winter so we are quite used to it.
I heard that afraid of the dark thing on How I Met Your Mother for my first time. Was a mystery to me as well. Found this - <a href="http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100714152758AAaAF0O" target="_blank">http://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...14152758AAaAF0O</a>
I have a feeling they created it as a joke for the show :S
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Bag Milk, is awesome.
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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .
Maybe it's something regional but ours stay open all year? If you really are Canadian, you eat ice cream no matter how cold it is out. I must be missing the joke. The rest I laughed at as they were true or half true :)
On the topic of this though, maybe someone can answer it. The joke about Canadians being afraid of the dark? It's something I have only heard of in the past few years and I am not sure where it came from? Maybe it's because I live so far North, we get more hours of dark than light in the winter so we are quite used to it.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The darkness-thingie is probably a "How i met your mother"-joke brought to real life.
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Michigan and North Dakota might as well be canada as far as the accents are concerned.
<3 Mich n' ND