A Birthday Card For My Dad

Some_tall_guySome_tall_guy Join Date: 2002-08-12 Member: 1139Members
edited December 2002 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">it has to make fun of his age though</div> okay, its my dads birthday and im all out of insulting birthday cards (me and my dad are great buds, although we always bug each other about certain things, its tradition) he is now 47 and i was wondering if you guys had any ideas for a birthday card that insults his age in any way. it also has to be witty. thx
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  • ravan46ravan46 Join Date: 2002-09-11 Member: 1309Members
    A picture of a horse tapping out his age, and saying "I think i lost count" or something like that.
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    You open the card saying theres a mirror inside then it has a picture of a old man and tin foil around his face so it looks more real...
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  • KboTKboT Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9436Members
    Just put on the Cover; There is one Thing I have ment to tell you...
    Then on the Inside it says; <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>YOUR OLD!!!</span></span>
    Haha may seem Plain and dumb but he wont be expecting it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    yes, b/c he expects his sone to have some form of int


    meh, of them the horse is probablythe best (bah /me is uncreative ;D)
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  • DezmodiumDezmodium Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1575Members
    Get him a card thats completely unrelated to what hes celebrating. Never fails.

    Like one of those really sapping wedding anniversary poem cards. ::looks of extreme confusion::
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  • FlatlineUTDFlatlineUTD Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7695Members
    I found a b-day card for my friend that had Hans and Frans (from the old SNL skits) that called him a girly man. The card was glued on the inside so it wouldn't open. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Sephiroth2kSephiroth2k Join Date: 2002-04-21 Member: 481Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Dezmodium+Dec 19 2002, 03:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dezmodium @ Dec 19 2002, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Get him a card thats completely unrelated to what hes celebrating. Never fails.

    Like one of those really sapping wedding anniversary poem cards. ::looks of extreme confusion::<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    for my birthday my uncle always gets me a chanuckah card and noone in my familys even jewish lol
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  • KboTKboT Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9436Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sephiroth2k+Dec 19 2002, 12:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sephiroth2k @ Dec 19 2002, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Dezmodium+Dec 19 2002, 03:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dezmodium @ Dec 19 2002, 03:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Get him a card thats completely unrelated to what hes celebrating. Never fails.

    Like one of those really sapping wedding anniversary poem cards. ::looks of extreme confusion::<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    for my birthday my uncle always gets me a chanuckah card and noone in my familys even jewish lol<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    hhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    A friend of mine once gave another friend a "10 ways you know you are a princess" card, featuring all the disney princesses.. Both parties were male.

    It was funny as hell.
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