Damn Com Does Nothing!he Just Sits In The Chair!

Question · December 2002

Com : Cmon guys go to the waypoint!How hard is it?

Idiot : You wouldnt know,you just sit in the chair whining,how about doing some of the dirty work yourself?

Oh i get it.....so com is superflous(spelling) is it?

Com : Oh okay i will just logout and go to the waypoint myself,we dont need a com to build buildings,drop ammo,medpacks and weapons do we?Of course not.........

Of course we dont need a com after all hes just sitting in the cozy chair in the air-conditioned Commander Console while you marines just die outside.....

Nm3-Col_EcLiPsE · December 2002

only time comm should leave chair is 2 help defence base while IP's r going up or saving for resources but u get out 2 give a give a hand in defending base. (dont leave base) <- neither reconommended on publics since someone try steal your seat.

Salaman · December 2002

Yeah, I don't see why people are reluctant to get in the chair. I mean, how hard can it be? I just grab my 6-pack and Snickers, hop in and get myself comfortable, and enjoy the interactive show. Anyone know how to disable those subtitles though? I'm tired of seeing "OMG COMM, YOU HAVE 300 REZ AND NO UPGRADES", you have your mines, now go....blow something up.
Though it tears me when they <b>eject</b> me. Ever been ejected from the chair on hera? It throws you right into the cell door. Also caged..., I flew out the window and knocked over the observatory. Then theres those aliens that say "Comm doesn't count".How would you know you fat little gorge? I don't see you doing anything special besides plopping stuff around and licking it, and spraying your friends.. and catching hapless little rambos in your web so you can heal spray them while spamming "chuckle" the whole time, not to mention spewing babblers that.... don't really do much.

Anyways, you people don't know the kind of pressure it is being comm, I think a lot of people are just claustrophobic, even I hate being sealed up in a tiny pod for two hours, forced to watch friends and more friends be eaten, torn apart by aliens, or lost forever as they jump down the chasms in ns_nothing(did I mention the comm chair is badly stained on that map?) Even on the off chance that you win(I've commed like 16 games, and only won 11 times, wtf is with that, aliens are way too overpowered), its not like you're special or anything, you don't get to go to the after-game party, or get souvenir heavy armor and welders. Nope, you go home, and try to sleep with the knowledge that you'll be ordering another 4 dozen friends to their doom....

Then again I've just rambled on for the last ten minutes or so, dont mind me
.............<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'> <- The commander
<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'>

Sirus · December 2002

that took people 10 minutes? I'm so sorry people.

I love doing dirty work, i think marines respect you more when you do.

Situation for me sometimes.
Me: Guys we have a situation at spawn, theres some...*glances at minimap*....never fricking mind.
*hops out of CC and slaughters a bunch of skulks with my lmg and pistol*
*hops back in*
Me: Now where was i...
Marines: hmm, hes pretty good.

Pika-Cthulhu · December 2002

ITs funny how when a game goes bad, the comm gets the blame, but usually when the Mraines win a game its the _Marines_ who won it, not the comm telling them where to go, what to do, what to build, they are like YEAH I KILLED 6 FADES AM TEH GOD, or I WON THAT ROUND, IT WAS ALL ME!!! (have seen this and it made me sick, honestly, how small must your P*nis be before you have to think like that?)

As for a team saying Comm dont count (usually marines when they have 1-2+ players) I say, sure well then just eject him, even the teams up, nobody goes comm cos he dont count, then we see how well you fare eh. (Fscking dumbas*es)

Jetto · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 19 2002, 10:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>that took people 10 minutes? I'm so sorry people.

I love doing dirty work, i think marines respect you more when you do.

Situation for me sometimes.
Me: Guys we have a situation at spawn, theres some...*glances at minimap*....never fricking mind.
*hops out of CC and slaughters a bunch of skulks with my lmg and pistol*
*hops back in*
Me: Now where was i...
Marines: hmm, hes pretty good.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That may be the best post I've read all day.

x-treme_x-tasy · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jetto @ Dec 20 2002, 02:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 19 2002, 10:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Situation for me sometimes.
Me: Guys we have a situation at spawn, theres some...*glances at minimap*....never fricking mind.
*hops out of CC and slaughters a bunch of skulks with my lmg and pistol*
*hops back in*
Me: Now where was i...
Marines: hmm, hes pretty good.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
That may be the best post I've read all day.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Haha, funniest post I've seen all day. I've done that a few times myself. I've commanded around.. 20+ games, won about half of them, the only time I lost was during the beginning. The skulk rush.. don't you hate it? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'>

Always seems that way to me. Most of the time anyway.

Ensign_Deadmeat · December 2002

I don't like being the commander because sitting around watching stuff happen on TV makes my butt flabby, and the chair isn't that comfortable. Maybe for the next CC they could add leather chairs? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

MeltedSnowman · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 20 2002, 01:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>that took people 10 minutes? I'm so sorry people.

I love doing dirty work, i think marines respect you more when you do.

Situation for me sometimes.
Me: Guys we have a situation at spawn, theres some...*glances at minimap*....never fricking mind.
*hops out of CC and slaughters a bunch of skulks with my lmg and pistol*
*hops back in*
Me: Now where was i...
Marines: hmm, hes pretty good.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Yeah I've done that quite a bit. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'>

I'm not that great a commander but I'm a pretty good shot. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Damn Com Does Nothing!he Just Sits In The Chair!

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