"Yo gorgie so fat" jokes

Fule · February 2013

Shall we?

SixtyWattMan · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat, he thinks wearing a fedora makes him look cool.

Morshu · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat, that it thought being 'heavy support' would mean it'd get more benefits.

DC_Darkling · February 2013

To gorgie is so fat, your whole team can hide behind it.

JimWest · February 2013

Yo gorge is so fat, he hits himself with bile everytime, wherever he shoots at.

BVKnight · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat, he joined belly-watchers to start a new, healthier lifestyle.

YMICrazy · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat, he can store hundreds of hydras and clogs in his gut

SquishpokePOOPFACE · February 2013

Yo gorgie's so fat I had to roll it in flour to find the wet spot.

rmbrown09 · February 2013

These jokes are repulsive and demeaning.
#gorgerapeculture #patriarchy

derWalter · February 2013

yo gorgie is so fat, when he died, he broke the stairway to heaven!
yo gorgie is so fat, when you kill him, you get a 5kill killstreak!

Live_Feed · February 2013

yo gorgie is so fat he forms a perfect vacuum seal around your junk when riding up top.

Wheeee · February 2013

damn the quality of these jokes is terrible

xen32 · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat, he should work out more and probably think about diet.

DC_Darkling · February 2013

Wheeee wrote: »

damn the quality of these jokes is terrible

I know.. in essence all 'your..fat' jokes are poor quality.

ScardyBob · February 2013

Nobody calls my gorgie fat! *throws down gauntlets*

WoollySammoth · February 2013

ScardyBob wrote: »

Nobody calls my gorgie fat! *throws down gauntlets*

Yo gorgie is so fat when it clogs a door way, *IT* clogs the doorway.

irEric · February 2013

Your gorgie is so fat when it chuckles, it sounds like an onos mating call

meatmachine · February 2013

Yo gorgie SOOOO fat, onos use HIM as a meat shield!

ritualsacrifice · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat you could melt him down and use him to fuel your jetpack

Sampson · February 2013

reading this thread makes me want to buy u all prostitutes

xen32 · February 2013

Sampson wrote: »

reading this thread makes me want to buy u all prostitutes

My body is ready.

Namm · February 2013

Screw that. Gorge plushies for everyone.

Zenu · February 2013

Yo gorgie so fat that he thinks he is going fast when bellysliding.

WoollySammoth · February 2013

O, god, i'm sorry everybody, these aren't good, but also...

Yo gorgie's so fat you need heal spray both halves.
Yo gorgie's so fat even the admin can't block it
Yo gorgie's so fat, omg its so OP! Game balance--duh!
Yo gorgie's so fat when it cloaks the marines notice the gravitational lensing

hanky · February 2013

Yo gorgie's so fat, UW is adding a motorized shopping cart as a upgrade!

Fule · February 2013

Yo gorgie's so fat, he clogged up his own tunnel by trying to use it.

Apreche2 · February 2013

You gorgy is so fat he clogged up tram tunnel just by standing there.

Hamlet · February 2013

Yo gorgie's so fat it has its own moon. Circling around it.

Flacracker · February 2013

Oh what a great thread to post one of my favorite videos:
youtu.be/zg2VvB07a34
Replace "mama" with "gorgie"

Zenu · February 2013

This leaked picture shows baby gorge being domesticated by marine trainers. Maybe they are trying to find out are gorges good for feeding human population or maybe tamed gorges can replace dogs for searching aliens in dangerous places. Currently we don't have enough intel to know the exact purpose for taming of gorges.

thefonz · February 2013

Gorgie no fat! Gorgie big boned!

"Yo gorgie so fat" jokes

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