Ns2 drinking game!

draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
We need one!

I can't think of a way to play ns2 drinking game without getting hammered really quick or it taking 3 rounds (which isn't ideal.).

Ideas??

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  • sanobrewsanobrew Join Date: 2007-05-04 Member: 60801Members
    Every time you're a skulk and you get killed as you're running behind a wall from a marine because of the delay in the game, take a shot.
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    Oh man that's actually a good one, I get killed probably a 5th of the time AFTER i've cleared a wall, more noticeably with shot guns
  • Blarney_StoneBlarney_Stone Join Date: 2013-03-08 Member: 183808Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Take a shot every time a random RT (Skylights, comp lab, one of the other out-of-the-way nodes the skulks love to bite) starts going down and 3+ marines start sprinting there like the game depends on it.
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    That happens so often i'll be smashed half way through the game.

    If anyone cares I'm doing this game with vodka in mind.
  • ED0ggYED0ggY Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17103Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited April 2013
    Each time you personally kill one of the below you drink/shot,

    Aliens:
    Kill a gorge - 1 shot/drink
    Kill a Fade - 2 shot/drink
    Kill Onos - 3 shot/drink

    Rines:
    Shotgun Rine - 1 shot/drink
    Jetpacker Rine - 2 shot/drink
    Exo suit Rine - 3 shot/drink


    something along those lines i guess..
  • Ghosthree3Ghosthree3 Join Date: 2010-02-13 Member: 70557Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Any drinking games associated with NS2 would end up with too many people in hospital for alcohol poisoning.
  • NominousNominous Baltimore, MD Join Date: 2012-02-18 Member: 146518Members
    edited April 2013
    Someone once challenged me to a "most kills at the end of a round" game, where I chose the loser to take a shot. Sadly, my opponent chose to stay sober for the entire week. :( This is pretty tame since a round can last anywhere between 5 mins to an hour, though.

    How about taking a swig each time you die? If you're playing seriously, you and/or your opponent won't stay cooped up in base... I guess it wouldn't be fair if you were drinking vodka and I was drinking wine, though. :P

    If you ever play on the KKG servers, I'll definitely be up for a drinking game or two. ;)
  • Blarney_StoneBlarney_Stone Join Date: 2013-03-08 Member: 183808Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    ED0ggY wrote: »
    Each time you personally kill one of the below you drink/shot,

    Aliens:
    Kill a gorge - 1 shot/drink
    Kill a Fade - 2 shot/drink
    Kill Onos - 3 shot/drink

    Rines:
    Shotgun Rine - 1 shot/drink
    Jetpacker Rine - 2 shot/drink
    Exo suit Rine - 3 shot/drink


    something along those lines i guess..

    Oh boy... when you have that one awesome game every once in a while when you get like 2 Onos kills and a Fade kill in the course of like two minutes...
  • xen32xen32 Join Date: 2012-10-18 Member: 162676Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Take a shot every time auto team balance kicks in for you.
  • XariusXarius Join Date: 2003-12-21 Member: 24630Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    edited April 2013
    ED0ggY wrote: »
    Each time you personally kill one of the below you drink/shot,

    Aliens:
    Kill a gorge - 1 shot/drink
    Kill a Fade - 2 shot/drink
    Kill Onos - 3 shot/drink

    Rines:
    Shotgun Rine - 1 shot/drink
    Jetpacker Rine - 2 shot/drink
    Exo suit Rine - 3 shot/drink


    something along those lines i guess..

    To spice it up you should probably add shots when you get killed as well, else it'll end up being a pretty dull drinking game. (with how rarely you get to deal the finishing blow on fades and onos especially, not to mention you could avoid killing them to avoid shots)

    Get killed by:
    Gorge healspray: 3 shots
    Gorge babblers: 3 shots
    Skulk Parasite: 3 shots
    Gorge spit: 2 shots
    Grenade: 2 shots
    Whip: 2 shots
    Xenocide skulk: 2 shots
    Natural causes: 2 shots
    Gorge hydras: 1 shot
    Lerk: 1 shot
    Fade: 1 shot
    Onos: 1 shot

    etc...
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    I play on KKg semi often, and i'm still drinking tonight if anyone wants to play.

    Add "apathetic super hero" or "blakeryman" on steam.
  • ScardyBobScardyBob ScardyBob Join Date: 2009-11-25 Member: 69528Forum Admins, Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    For every gorge you kill, take a shot and shed a tear.
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    There you are scardy :P
  • GoldenGolden Join Date: 2004-09-01 Member: 31169Members, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Playtester, NS2 Map Tester, WC 2013 - Silver, NS2 Community Developer
    With multiple people: for every kill you get, give a sip.
  • JoekirkJoekirk Join Date: 2013-03-12 Member: 183910Members
    edited April 2013
    NS2 Public play drinking game:

    Marines:
    IF the commander builds a robotics factory in the first 3 minutes, finish your beer.
    IF the commander builds an armory first, take a refreshing sip of beer. Things are looking up.
    IF the commander builds a second IP before securing a second Resource Tower, take a shot.
    IF the commander researches Phase Tech before any other tech, take a Drink.
    IF the commander rushes Exos with out getting Armour upgrades, take a shot.
    IF the commander has not researched welders after five minutes, take a sip for each extra minute they have not been researched.

    If you die while holding a welder, take a sip of beer.
    If you die while holding a shotgun, flame Thrower or grenade launcher, take a drink.
    If you die with a jet pack, take a Shot to refuel.
    If you die inside a Duel mini-gun Exosuit, finish your beer and take a shot to make the pain go away.
    If you die inside a Rail gun Exosuit, take a drink.
    If you die inside a Single mini-gun Exosuit, take a shot.

    Every time you build something, take a sip of beer.
    Every time you rebuild a power node, take a victory swig.
    Every time you kill a higher life form, take a sip of beer for each tier up the tree it is.(1 gorge, 2 lerk etc. Assists count too.)
    Every time you get a Hand Axe kill, take a victory swig.


    Aliens:
    IF the commander goes Swift Hive first, take a predictable sip of beer.
    IF the commander goes Crag Hive first, take a sturdy drink.
    IF the commander goes Shade Hive first, finish your beer.
    [IF the commander goes Shade Hive first, and goes Swift hive second, take a shot.]
    IF the commander builds a whip before securing a second resource tower, take a shot.
    IF the commander drops an early lerk egg, take a surprised drink.
    ....IF that lerk wastes the egg, finish your beer to wash away the depression.
    IF the commander fails to evolve the hive after five minutes, take a sip of beer for each extra minute the hive goes unupgraded.

    IF you die with babblers attached to you, take a sip for each babbler that DIED FOR YOUR SINS
    (You monster.)
    IF you die as a higher life form, take a sip of beer for every tier up the tree it is. (Finish your beer if you're an Onos.)
    IF you die from a Hand Axe, take a shot, than one sip of beer for every death your killer has suffered.
    IF you die to a sentry, take a drink.
    IF you die from an Instant Kill, take a sip of beer. (Those mines are BS anyway.)
    IF you die from a Shotgun, Flame Thrower or Grenade Launcher, take a drink.

    Every time you kill a power node, take a victory swig.
    Every time you kill a Marine with a Flame thrower, Shotgun or Grenade launcher, take a drink.
    Every time you kill a Jet packer, take a shot.
    Every time you kill an Exosuit, take a victory drink. (Assists count too.)



    GENERAL:
    If the game ends in a concede, finish your beer and take a shot to wash away the sadness.
    If the game ends before the ten minute mark, take a shot.
    If the game ends normally, take a successful shot.

    Take one sip of beer for every two MAC units that die.
    Take one sip of beer for every ARC that dies.
    Take one sip of beer for every Whip that dies.
    Take one sip of beer for every three Hydras that die.

    Take a victory swig for each early engagement your team wins.
    Take a drink for every early engagement your team loses.
    For every death to Natural Causes, take a cheerful sip of beer. Natural selection at it's finest.
    ......IF YOU are the one who died to Natural Causes, take a shot.
    Take one sip for every two minutes there is a spectator.
    Every time a Resource Tower is destroyed, take a sip of beer.
    Every time a Tech Point is destroyed, take a drink.
    If your team wins, finish your beer and take a shot.
    If your team loses, finish your beer and take a shot to wipe away the misery.




    *Disclaimer*
    If you get Alcohol poisoning from playing this drinking game, I will not pay your hospital bill.
    (Sorry.)
  • SkipjackSkipjack Join Date: 2005-04-13 Member: 48323Members, Constellation
    edited April 2013
    the distance you get interped behind a corner in shots.

    EDIT: This can actually kill you
  • IAINIAIN Join Date: 2013-03-26 Member: 184449Members
    Every time someone (obviously of great importance!) feels the need to resort to BM'ing calling the team names and raging
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    I won't remember that all JoeKIrk :(
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Every time you press the spacebar!
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    Best idea yet! I can't wai-


    wait a second...
  • Blarney_StoneBlarney_Stone Join Date: 2013-03-08 Member: 183808Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Drink every time you hear "our structure is under attack" or "soldier needs ammo" or anything similar.

    No, actually don't do that. You would die.
  • ritualsacrificeritualsacrifice Join Date: 2012-11-14 Member: 171148Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    I usually take a drink every time a life form higher than gorge gets killed... but that's only in 6v6 games on a 24 player server it would probably be too much
  • SquishpokePOOPFACESquishpokePOOPFACE -21,248 posts (ignore below) Join Date: 2012-10-31 Member: 165262Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Do once per death, eventually you're gonna have to go commander just to save your liver.
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    I die like 15 times a game though :(
  • IronHorseIronHorse Developer, QA Manager, Technical Support & contributor Join Date: 2010-05-08 Member: 71669Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Subnautica Playtester, Subnautica PT Lead, Pistachionauts
    Ghosthree3 wrote: »
    Any drinking games associated with NS2 would end up with too many people in hospital for alcohol poisoning.
    Your body is just not ready.
    I got the southern california homebrew festival coming up... so i'm already training.
    Though i keep my conditioning up year round, mostly, anyways. :-D
  • JoekirkJoekirk Join Date: 2013-03-12 Member: 183910Members
    draktok wrote: »
    I won't remember that all JoeKIrk :(
    You only have to remember your team's section, you can ignore the General section if need be as well.

  • MestaritonttuMestaritonttu Join Date: 2004-07-29 Member: 30229Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Gold
    The shotty shot-game:

    Take a shot every time you buy a shotgun.

    Take a shot every time you land a perfect shot on a Fade.

    Take a shot every time you see your dropped shotgun vanish right before you reach it.

    Take a shot every time your teammate steals your shotgun.

    Take 2 shots after successfully stalking him, pretending a gun-jam when he gets attacked, and getting back your precious shotgun.
  • draktokdraktok Join Date: 2013-02-18 Member: 183156Members
    Need alien version mesta
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