The Darwin Awards. NS2 Chapter

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  • BigRustyRedBigRustyRed Join Date: 2012-11-30 Member: 173786Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    More to come :D pure darwinism haha



  • StoneburgStoneburg Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8174Members
    joshhh wrote: »
    Another not-so-embarrassing but equally funny event:
    When your mouse wheel decides to scroll causing you to switch to parasite right as you engage a marine. lol. Always da bes.
    I'd say that accounts for at least 20% of my skulk deaths...
  • amoralamoral Join Date: 2013-01-03 Member: 177250Members
    l2banm... learn to buy a new mouse... also I always use 123 when selecting weapons... faster.
  • yuckfooyuckfoo Join Date: 2012-11-08 Member: 168216Members
    darwin-award-winner.jpg
    I think this is the real darwin award winner.
  • SquishpokePOOPFACESquishpokePOOPFACE -21,248 posts (ignore below) Join Date: 2012-10-31 Member: 165262Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    skedar wrote: »
    I was playing as a Marine, I went to Locker Room just after there was a fight in there against a few Skulks, one of which survived and went away to hide. I crouch, I start to take out a cyst with my axe, when I notice that I just unknowingly killed a Skulk in the process. It turns out that the Skulk which fled from combat earlier had only 3 HP left, he came back and tried to surprise me, but he jumped from the ceiling into my axe and died.

    I think that was me...

  • NordicNordic Long term camping in Kodiak Join Date: 2012-05-13 Member: 151995Members, NS2 Playtester, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Shadow
    The may be pushing the rules of the darwin award but... last night I had a comm try to trap me in the comm chair with him so I would die. Little did he know I can still swipe up until the thing fully closes. I kill him, blink out of the box and then out the door. Morale of the story, dont trap yourself in a confined space with a fade.
  • CuelCuel Join Date: 2013-01-22 Member: 181295Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Fade up in sorting -> go crusher -> get crushed
  • amoralamoral Join Date: 2013-01-03 Member: 177250Members
    my comma there up a bone wall, slightly off, trapped me with an lmg marine, as lerk. I got rifle butt killed... as a lerk. also, ran out of bullets on a ground lerk once, and he decided to see if I would.due to his spikes before he died.to my axe... axe won.
  • NordicNordic Long term camping in Kodiak Join Date: 2012-05-13 Member: 151995Members, NS2 Playtester, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Shadow
    I was a fade playing on refinery the last night. I got into this epic battle with a jetpack shotgun marine in lava falls. By epic I mean that neither one of us had died, ran away, or killed the other yet and had been trying to do this for over a minute. We both ended up falling in the lava at nearly the same time. We were both still laughing when the game ended and we got to the ready room. Best way I have ever died.
  • EgoGamerEgoGamer Join Date: 2012-06-21 Member: 153536Members, Reinforced - Onos, WC 2013 - Supporter
    In Refinery, caught a freshly-spawned Lerk unawares from behind while he was spiking my teammates. Farcry 3 still fresh in my mind, instead of shooting I elect to pull out my Axe and get to work.

    4 swipes later and the Lerk has flew off, and I turn to find 3 Skulks bearing down on me. D=
  • ezayezay Join Date: 2013-03-11 Member: 183899Members
    Gravity Control. I tried to be sneaky and go all the way up as a Skulk. If you don't know what touching the gravity whirl does, I suggest you try it. :p
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    ezay wrote: »
    Gravity Control. I tried to be sneaky and go all the way up as a Skulk. If you don't know what touching the gravity whirl does, I suggest you try it. :p
    Don't do it guys, it's a tarp!
  • StrikerX3StrikerX3 Join Date: 2012-11-08 Member: 168423Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    ezay wrote: »
    Gravity Control. I tried to be sneaky and go all the way up as a Skulk. If you don't know what touching the gravity whirl does, I suggest you try it. :p

    Haha, I almost fell victim of that! I was quick enough to escape though.
  • SquishpokePOOPFACESquishpokePOOPFACE -21,248 posts (ignore below) Join Date: 2012-10-31 Member: 165262Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    I was a Lerk when I went up that high in Gravity... :(
  • CalegoCalego Join Date: 2013-01-24 Member: 181848Members, NS2 Map Tester
    Yeah you go into god mode up there right? You get ubercharged and can kill everything with one bite. Yeah! You should totally do that!
  • OnosFactoryOnosFactory New Zealand Join Date: 2008-07-16 Member: 64637Members
    Place mines in central map point around phase, 2 mins later whilst randomly phasing through, blow up on own mines in someone elses fight.
  • BensonBenson Join Date: 2012-03-07 Member: 148303Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    So...Godar is now my favorite team XD
  • CalegoCalego Join Date: 2013-01-24 Member: 181848Members, NS2 Map Tester
    Alright, this is a bit of a ressurect. But I had to share.

    Myself and another fade just took down Terminal, no beacon or anything, idk what the comm was doing. So we see an exo inbound from Courtyard and I say, let's go to Landing Pad. In landing pad we kill a lone lmg marine and I decide to try for the little vent. Lo and behold, I run out of energy right before making it in. And that, children, is why we use adrenaline as a Fade.
  • RoobubbaRoobubba Who you gonna call? Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11930Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    Calego wrote: »
    Alright, this is a bit of a ressurect. But I had to share.

    Myself and another fade just took down Terminal, no beacon or anything, idk what the comm was doing. So we see an exo inbound from Courtyard and I say, let's go to Landing Pad. In landing pad we kill a lone lmg marine and I decide to try for the little vent. Lo and behold, I run out of energy right before making it in. And that, children, is why we use adrenaline as a Fade.

    That's why I pretty much never use vents as a fade, adrenaline or not :P
  • tummy_yummytummy_yummy Join Date: 2013-05-01 Member: 185073Members, Reinforced - Gold, WC 2013 - Supporter
    by far the dumbest thing was when I figured I would cunningly gestate into an onos on the roof, and was teleported to the ground as an egg, planted squarely in the middle of the main entrance to the room
  • ResRes Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20245Members
    yeah..i have a landing pad story as well that happened to me recently...

    So some Gorge sets up a tunnel on the roof above terminal. So I go there and think... well why not just evolve to Onos here on the roof...... Hit evolve..... game decides to move my egg to the slanted part of the roof where I proceed to slide down as an egg to my death.......
  • sotanahtsotanaht Join Date: 2013-01-12 Member: 179215Members
    Res said:
    I have a bad habit as a fade on refinery...... In lava falls, I like to jump across walkway spans over the lava and onto the other walkway so I don't have to go through the middle powernode/rt part of lava falls.... well sometimes I forget I don't have blink and I end up falling into the lava :x
    I personally avoid fighting in lava falls entirely as fade because of the number of times I've accidentally dodged into lava.
  • BentRingBentRing Join Date: 2003-03-04 Member: 14318Members
    In a game a few minutes ago an onos came running out of a gorge tunnel and went right over the edge of the waterfall in cave hive on mineshaft.
  • amoralamoral Join Date: 2013-01-03 Member: 177250Members
    BentRing wrote: »
    In a game a few minutes ago an onos came running out of a gorge tunnel and went right over the edge of the waterfall in cave hive on mineshaft.
    I've done that, its painful and funny... gorges, learn to place your tunnels better

  • OnosFactoryOnosFactory New Zealand Join Date: 2008-07-16 Member: 64637Members

    I've seen the best Darwin moment linked to the egg problem ... just go Onos on the floor. Save all that time climbing up high and having to 'crouch' as a skulk.

     

    Then make myself and 5 others sweat it out whilst we health, decoy, kite, flank, kill and stare open mouthed / bewildered at the Onos that suddenly appears in the middle of a very subtle wtf fight.

     

    Couldn't tell if it was a chick or some dudes little bro but they did it 3 times, on different maps. Always worked. But I'm sure Darwin was intently watching.

  • PricePrice Join Date: 2003-09-27 Member: 21247Members
    BentRing said:
    In a game a few minutes ago an onos came running out of a gorge tunnel and went right over the edge of the waterfall in cave hive on mineshaft.
    ahaha i saw that, it was pretty funny.
    it was the most funny thing i saw in ns2 but also i feelt sorry for that onos.

    For me:
    Moving in a gorge tunnel as marine with a mate and a gorge destroyed the tunnel, so we both died.
    combat: And as burning lerk fall into invisible death trigger...because of no energy to fly, i just hate lerk in ns2 with the energy needed for flying.


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