How To Have Fun In Ns
Jetto
Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9468Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Even when your butt is getting kicked</div> We've all been there. Game's going great, two hives secured. Almost fully upgraded. Suddenly, the aliens launch a massive counter attack on your outposts. Within minutes you've lost a hive. You fend off the attack on the other hive, but now you've got fades. You know your team isn't competen enough to fight back and win.....
<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO!?</span>
Why, you continue to have fun! Its only a game after all!
In situations like this I like to make jokes. I try to help the game atmosphere be light and comfortable. Here are some of the things I like to say:
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This kill of the day was brought to you by Sprite! Remember: Obey your thirst or we'll send some guy to break you legs!
Ah, Crap! I've got sand in my boot! TIME OUT!
Do you mind if I sing? I don't have a mic.
Can we take a small break? I'm hungry.
Comm, I need a Big Mac, large fries, and a large root beer at (Room) STAT!
NO! I'M SPARTUCUS!!!!
If we surrender will you let us live?
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<span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'> WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO!?</span>
Why, you continue to have fun! Its only a game after all!
In situations like this I like to make jokes. I try to help the game atmosphere be light and comfortable. Here are some of the things I like to say:
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This kill of the day was brought to you by Sprite! Remember: Obey your thirst or we'll send some guy to break you legs!
Ah, Crap! I've got sand in my boot! TIME OUT!
Do you mind if I sing? I don't have a mic.
Can we take a small break? I'm hungry.
Comm, I need a Big Mac, large fries, and a large root beer at (Room) STAT!
NO! I'M SPARTUCUS!!!!
If we surrender will you let us live?
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Comments
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALLONG??!!! </span>
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or ...
I'ff got a hive! i'ff got a hive!! jippiii euh <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> ahhh grr <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> *splat splat*
euhm geuss not <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
the mistake every marine ones makes <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
find a small dark area to hide in whilst rest of ur team+buildings gets slaughtered... stay there and sing 'bohemian rhaposody' 4 times over the mic before any muppet aliens find you
(past experience speaking)
Attenton K-mart shoppers: Sale on Skulk stopper spray on Isle 5, sale on Skulk Stopper on isle 5.
(As a skulk I say this) Crap, I chipped a tooth on that last bite.
These are old ones I used iback in my TFC days <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
*bang* goes the shotgun, *splat* goes the skulk
OMG. dont kill me I have a wife and two children.....Kill them!
Help im a fish!
HA! Thats funny.
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality! Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeeee I'm just a pooor boy, I need no sympathy because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low, anyway the winnnd blows doesn't really mattttter to meeeeeee toooo me
(insert some instrument thing and a little vocal)
Mammmmma just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead, mommmmma life had jusst begun, but now I've gone and thrown it alllll awayyyyy mommmmmaaa oooohhoooo didn't mean to make you cry if I'm not back again this time tomorrow carry onnnn cary onnn as if nothing even mattters
(more vocals)
Too latttte my time has come, sends shivers down my spine, bodys aching all the timeeee good bye everybody, I've gottt to go, gotta leave you all behind in this place I knowwww....mommmmmaaaa ohhhhh didn't mean to make you cry sometimes I wish I never was born at alllll
(guitar solo with a slight piano accompanient [I think, I'll have to listen to it again])
I see a little sillhuetto of a man, garumush garumush will you do the fandanago? Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightning me, gahlaigho gahlaigho gahlaigho gahlaigho figaroooo magnifco-o-o-o-o I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me, he's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity....easy come easy go will let me go? Basimah noooo we will not let you go LET ME GO basimah nooo we will not let you go LET ME GO basimah noo we will not you go LET ME GO LET HIM GO will not ever ever let you go mama mia mama mia mama mia and beeezlebub has a devil set aside for meeeeee for meeeeeeee for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(guitar strain)
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eyeeeee? So you think you can love me and leave me to dieeeee! OOOOOHHH BABY!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME BABBBBY! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of heree
(insert guitar solo)
Nothing really mattters, anyone can seeeee nothing really mattters, nothing reallly mattttersss....to meeeee (anyway the winnnnd bloooowsssss)
(Gong crash)
Now, your job is to memorize it as well as I have so you can type it out like that! NO CHEATING WITH LYRIC SITES! then you get to sing it over the mic <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
then i fell down a big hole and the lerk followed, i flew back up and he didnt. SPLAT the whole marine team saw it, f'ing hilarious. even funnier was when i got back to the spawn, the CC was still alive, so i build some IP's and we did it again <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->:D
Step 1: Type "Don't kill me, I won't shoot!"
Step 2: Spam the marine voice thingy that say "Follow Me"
Step 3: Continue coaxing Onoseseses to follow you using chat and marine voice
Step 4: Run around the map singing the Dukes of Hazzard theme song. Enjoy Life!
Optional Step 1: If you start to lose the Onos and they use Primal Scream to catch up, pretend they just activated thier nitrous and act suprised. Bonus if you change the Primal Scream .wav to screaching tires and high rpm engine sounds. Try to run said Onoses off the road.
Optional Step 2: Convince an Onos to let you hop on his back. Ride him back to your base, with the other Onos lined up in a V formation following you, all the while screaming on voice chat "I AM THE BEASTMASTER!!!!" Pretend you can see the look of shock on the marines faces.
Dishonorable Tactic: While leading the Onos around the map, quickly duck into a vent by a hive and try to take it out. You will have some time while the onos find another way to get to you. Attempt to take down the hive. Hide when the Onos try to kill you for decieving them. Have the rest of your team make a last ditch effort to seige the hive farthest from your location, while you occupy the onoses. If you can pull this off, not only are you a master of Onos Psychology, but you a very likely some sort of deity. If succesful, have your way with the Kharaa women.
it does happen, it's just rare <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
I've seen it once in NS, too, but it turned out that the marine was a skin-hacker (I know it's not a skin-hack, but it's been misnamed so often, I call it a skin-hack now to avoid confusion)
And then there's those other classics. If you're winning:
"How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive, make your time"
And if you're losing:
"Somebody set up us the bomb!"
(if you don't get the above references, go <a href='http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf' target='_blank'>here</a> and be enlightened, you sad person <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->)
You could also start singing the <a href='http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/secretofspace.html' target='_blank'>The Terrible Secret of Space</a>, with altered lyrics. "We are the space Onos. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the Terrible Commander of Base" <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Almost fell off my chair. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
"Com I need a hmg!"
say
"Com can I get a can of fadeaway please?"
actually did that one <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
People are to scared of fades.
Been many times I wanted to say
"Get out there soilder and do you duty and die"
But usally I'm to ocoupied with getting killed so I dont have the time to write it <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
You sir need voice com <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
You sir need voice com <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I had but I never got the ?#( thing to work. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
And every time I start NS I start playing so I never get around to fixing it. Guess I'm not that technical, I rather shoot/bite things instead <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
But since the subject offtopic came up <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> what should you do to get a mic working in NS?
lmao i kept spamming let me live let me live and sure enought o be funny they let me live as long as i didnt shott them. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
In the end they let 2 of us live among the 7-8 onoses. got some great screenshots and some laughs.
untile we got fed up and attackem them with knifes. they let us live for a while then . oh o!
Stinky things <!--emo&::onos::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tiny.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tiny.gif'><!--endemo-->