Silly greens
Nordic
Long term camping in Kodiak Join Date: 2012-05-13 Member: 151995Members, NS2 Playtester, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Shadow
Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a negative thread. I hope this stays a light hearted friendly giggle about some of the silly things we see greens do.
So I joined a server that has the nsl mod on it. When I load up everyone is asking why isn't the game starting. I say "it has the nsl competitive mod and each team needs to have someone say ready" and everyone proceeds to start spamming ready repeatedly. I say "STOP!!!" "Only one person from each team has to say ready." Another minute or two later I got the game started.
So I joined a server that has the nsl mod on it. When I load up everyone is asking why isn't the game starting. I say "it has the nsl competitive mod and each team needs to have someone say ready" and everyone proceeds to start spamming ready repeatedly. I say "STOP!!!" "Only one person from each team has to say ready." Another minute or two later I got the game started.
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You have no idea how badly I wanted to be a Gorge that round.
As alien khamm.
Using whips.
Lol
Friendly fire on pub is frightening. i'm not brave enough to do it.
In the same game, a massive whip army was created and instantly marched off infestation to its inevitable doom.
edit. I agree with ghost. ff on a server full of greens is just... mean lol
BTW, I always wanted to try and use whips as a meat shield in a push. Never did, but it should work.
do this, but have 2-3 gorges with the rush and have them power build the cyst chain into marine start while keeping everything alive good old whip rush!
*I also learned that commander binds reset, and my voice key went back to the default left alt and I was like.. why is nobody listening!!!!!!!!*
that may have been me lol I just got my mic and hadn't used one b4 the commander keys lol... at the end of the round I realized why no one was listening to me lol
Ns2 is a beautiful game when the settings are up.
But I need a steady framerate to shoot things. So having a framerate consistently above 100fps causes the random hitches to not be as damaging.
I love when 5 rush into a base and all start eating random things. Eat the same thing.
All the greens end up joining the NS2C server, and then I get excited and join, and turns out im the only there even know how NS1 works (And the rest dont even know their playing on a modded server)
Scenario 2: Skulk is seen skulking near base down a long corridor near spawn, he hides behind a doorway thinking I haven't seen him. I wait till I'm close to the point and pull out my axe so he hears the SHINNGG of impending doom. Jump all over that boy, he is just holding mouse1 the whole time. Axe kill!
He had upgrades placed in the hallway from departures to generator, the hallway from courtyard to locker, central access, the middle of courtyard, the passage from courtyard to maintenance, out in ball court, and even some in East wing right in front of the power node.
We told him that he only needed 3, and it was smarter to hide them, but apparently he knew something we didn't because he just kept right on building more. It was actually pretty funny, the Marines kept finding/killing our upgrades, yet it never did anything because we always had more than 3 of each lol.
At least it was like that before.
So many shade hives upgraded for me without even knowing before I turned that off
Most counter productive feature ever!
The aliens had been pushing cafeteria all game and we could never get anything built in there for long (I was almost always in depatures/east wing). I went back in there after we got knocked down to only one base (terminal) thinking I could do some damage before the aliens finally grouped up and rushed terminal. Lucky me, I ran into two onos just milling about. I fired a clip into one before it got close to me and then I jumped over the counter with the food on it.
By now, all that was between me and two onos was a few feet of (concrete? marble? plastic?). It took them both a few seconds to realize they weren't killing me and then they decided to jump over too. That's when I jumped back over the counter. This cycle repeated until one onos was dead. By this time I was out of ammo and essentially screwed, but the other onos (with full health) - scared out of his wits - just runs off into bar.
From that point forward I was known as Stark the Onos Slayer ^:)^ and every time I showed my face, onos just fled before me.