Ridiculous Suggestions

TotallyLemon · June 2015

Like the title says, here are some ridiculous suggestions:

Cup holders for the Seamoth
Sharks with lasers
Whenever players make eye contacts with a peeper, the peeper yells, “I sees you!”
Sliced bread
Sonar vision… why not radar vision?!?
Giant enemy crabs
Players should be able to find Gordon Freeman in a cave, where he presents the player a crowbar of ultimate power. With it you can 720 buttersauce no-scope Reapers and fix the Aurora.
Blue tide... like the brand-name laundry detergent
Washing machines, caz them Gasopods done stank up my Radiation Suit!

Implement all these features immediately devs. Would make game 128.2% better.

Feel free to submit your own super awesome ultra cool suggestions!

Hexaphobia · June 2015

Instead of water the ocean should be Mountain Dew.

The computer should be voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Also I would like to see this song be the background music at all times.

AlphaBlueArx · June 2015

Yes! let's meet Gordon Freeman!

Let's also add Cave Jhonson, Chell, GLaDOS and a portal gun! XD

Captain_Pyro · June 2015

- Bases that look like pineapples
- Garyfish saying "meow" the whole time

AlphaBlueArx · June 2015

Rename the Gasopods Fartopods!

Coneshot · June 2015

Instead of a fabricator cooking your food, have an actual French chef prepare whatever odd creature you bring aboard! (Or better yet have Gorden Ramsey!)

AlphaBlueArx · June 2015

Let's add the mane 6 from my little pony! and also a friendship powered generator!!! or an element of harmony generator!

Rainbow Dash could take down the Reapers also!

TotallyLemon · June 2015

AlphaBlueArx wrote: »

Let's add the mane 6 from my little pony! and also a friendship powered generator!!! or an element of harmony generator!

Rainbow Dash could take down the Reapers also!

Stakhanov · June 2015

For extra realism , implement a hardcore mode where the player character has an acute fear of drowning , panicking when immersed.

Sunseahl · June 2015

In The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind there was a giant crab SO BIG the people of Ald'ruhn used it's hallowed out remains for a wealthy district.

Coneshot · June 2015

Sunseahl wrote: »

In The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind there was a giant crab SO BIG the people of Ald'ruhn used it's hallowed out remains for a wealthy district.

Wow! I bet that area smelled great in the heat of summer!

Lightdevil · June 2015

ALIEN VIKINGS THAT TRAVEL THE SEA WITH THEIR COOL SHIPS!

AlphaBlueArx · June 2015

Add a portal to the combine overworld!

Algoortheviking · June 2015

You should hear this when a Reaper is near.

Sunseahl · June 2015

Algoortheviking wrote: »

You should hear this when a Reaper is near.

And this when the Aurora goes up...

TotallyLemon · June 2015

How about a creature that uses lava digestion?!?

dudebrains · June 2015

Just a thought, but I think there should be sunglass peepers that have guitars and play salsa music

Lightdevil · June 2015

TotallyLemon wrote: »

How about a creature that uses lava digestion?!?

Cheesus dude, stop beating that poor horse

I agree it was a stupid idea of me, geez.

Sunseahl · June 2015

The "Survivors" of the first Alterra crash built out the remains of the wreckage. The place became know as "Deep Base." The only other remaining structure is several thousands meters away, "Deep Base 9"

sayerulz · June 2015

Add a Dalek invasion event!

Lightdevil · June 2015

Sorry for bumping but i just had an idea that i wanted to share in form of a song Its in the title:

Deathawaits4 · June 2015

The game needs some pimp. Add some freakin Weed(Seaweed, you get it?

best joke ever) And then you can plant them in your SEAweed farm. And then make a new weapon called The Hippy-Love gun. Smoke some weed with your bestest friend sharky the sand and Mister reaper every day. the population of the fish increases by 350 %. But watch out for the police! You hear right! Add some cool garyfish police officers. And dont let those Peepers peep on you!

And plx add 360 noscopes!

TotallyLemon · June 2015

Deathawaits4 wrote: »

The game needs some pimp. Add some freakin Weed(Seaweed, you get it? best joke ever) And then you can plant them in your SEAweed farm. And then make a new weapon called The Hippy-Love gun. Smoke some weed with your bestest friend sharky the sand and Mister reaper every day. the population of the fish increases by 350 %. But watch out for the police! You hear right! Add some cool garyfish police officers. And dont let those Peepers peep on you!

And plx add 360 noscopes!

This music plays when you harvest your crop.

Deathawaits4 · June 2015

ThisVideo plays after you kill one of the garyfish, and you are forced to watch it!

TotallyLemon · June 2015

I have this huge wall of text somewhere and it's filled with super specific ideas... if only I could find it...

sprousey01 · June 2015

this might sound odd but the seaQuest but no 1000ft long

Coneshot · June 2015

Change the Cyclops horn to now play "La Cucaracha"

Captain_Pyro · June 2015

Coneshot wrote: »

Change the Cyclops horn to now play "La Cucaracha"

or this

TotallyLemon · June 2015

Creature saddles, especially for the Reefback!

Coneshot · June 2015

change the cargo crates into aquarium treasure chests with lid lifting bubble action!

AlphaBlueArx · July 2015

Let's allow the player to cook crashes! and make hot sauce out of them!

And the result would be a very spicy meal that allows the player to breathe fire!

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