NS2 News slogan!
Yojimbo
England Join Date: 2009-03-19 Member: 66806Members, NS2 Playtester, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Shadow
Hi ladies and gentlegorges,
As most of you are aware, we have created NS2 News http://ns2news.wix.com/live (also see forum post) http://forums.unknownworlds.com/discussion/139277/beginning-of-ns2-news/p1
Since its inception we have been going from strength to strength, slowly gaining popularity over the past few weeks however we have been going back and forth over our current slogan "Quick as a Fade's stab".
We want to change it to something more appropriate or even comical!
We liked the idea of "Faster than phasetech!" or "Quicker than phasegates" but we would like to keep our options open, so... please feel free to suggest your thoughts!
Best slogan gets cookies, milk and handcuffs delivered to them!
As most of you are aware, we have created NS2 News http://ns2news.wix.com/live (also see forum post) http://forums.unknownworlds.com/discussion/139277/beginning-of-ns2-news/p1
Since its inception we have been going from strength to strength, slowly gaining popularity over the past few weeks however we have been going back and forth over our current slogan "Quick as a Fade's stab".
We want to change it to something more appropriate or even comical!
We liked the idea of "Faster than phasetech!" or "Quicker than phasegates" but we would like to keep our options open, so... please feel free to suggest your thoughts!
Best slogan gets cookies, milk and handcuffs delivered to them!
Comments
Idk man
Lol nice try dude but I was thinking of keeping the slogan in relation with the "news" part. With an emphasis on speed or (ironically) slowness (this would be the comical side)
As fast as the gorge's bellyslide?!?!?!?!?!?
Because NS2 is the best damn fps/rts game on the planet... duh?
its not a damn question, its a slogan duh.
Well maybe not a very good one then.
Also kinda pointless (and comparend to what?), being the only source of NS news ..
How bout this:
"NS2 News: as deep as the onos's asshole'
(or tummy, if u wanna be all pc)
http://ns2news.wix.com/live#!Introduction-to-KoujiSan-Animated-Videos/cjds/563db5c90cf28330833116e4
Faster than a speeding skulk
blink and you'll miss it
Faster than your pistol can scrollwheel
Faster than you can flash your fade
Etc.
Faster than Wooza's!
mwahahahah hahah hah
Faster than your pistol script!!!!
...Still waiting on Commander
Something with Fade blink or phase gating seems the best bet imho...
yes I just made that word up.
"News Evolved with Celerity"
"As Exact as an Infantry Portal"
"The Nano-Shield of Truth'"
"A Bigger Rush than a Cat-Pack"
"More Explosive than a Ruptured Cyst!"
Just a few!
"Blaming comms since 2002"
"News for phatties!" (insert sliding gorge pic)
"Blink and you'll miss it"
And to take two of Benson's great suggestions into a single longer tag line:
"The latest in Celerity gossip and news from the Hive-Mind"
haha, I like many of them. You guys are coming up with some great lines... maybe we should go with a different one each month ^^
Faster than a bellysliding gorge
Faster than beacon bacon on a hot sunday morning. << this might be good, change it how you want.
...would you like to know more?
yknow, like how UWE hijacked it
awesome but too niche !
Nothing is too niche when were talking about a player base this small.
Your news when phasing just isn't fast enough
how is that niche? Starship Troopers is widely popular movie and book.
I'm doing my part!