i just made the dumbest decision in my subnautican life

blurbrerrrblurbrerrr Join Date: 2015-10-03 Member: 208281Members
so i was hangin around under the floating islands biome and i noticed i was getting hungry, so for some reason i decided to look for food around the underwater volcanoes under the islands. and i noticed a s##t tonne of fish get blasted by one of the volcanoes, and i thought "oh i wonder if they are cooked now" so i swooped in and grabbed one of the fishes and to my surprise they were cooked! but that one fish didnt fill me up so i swooped in and took too long to grab more and burned to death, and while i was burning to death i remembered that the save i was using is actually a hardcore save with alot of work put into it...

so the moral of the story is volcanoes are actually a weapon for fishes to bait you with hunger too die the same way their brethren died by cooking themselves to take revenge on the player for eating their brethren. and to be a vegan in the game.

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  • DinkelsenDinkelsen Graz Join Date: 2015-10-05 Member: 208309Members
    Not I dont use it very oft but having a Propulsion Cannon at hand does have its advantages.
  • TenebrousNovaTenebrousNova England Join Date: 2015-12-23 Member: 210206Members
    Yesterday in my hardcore save I found one of those giant mushroom trees on the outskirts of the dunes biome, which to my delight turned out to contain a little cave system. I thought about constructing a tiny base inside and left the safety of my cyclops to explore. It turned out to be a complete labyrinth in there and I couldn't find my way out in time. Which I find quite ironic because I posted in that diving reels poll mere days before that "I don't need them" and "I can totally rely on memory". Derp.
  • blurbrerrrblurbrerrr Join Date: 2015-10-03 Member: 208281Members
    Yesterday in my hardcore save I found one of those giant mushroom trees on the outskirts of the dunes biome, which to my delight turned out to contain a little cave system. I thought about constructing a tiny base inside and left the safety of my cyclops to explore. It turned out to be a complete labyrinth in there and I couldn't find my way out in time. Which I find quite ironic because I posted in that diving reels poll mere days before that "I don't need them" and "I can totally rely on memory". Derp.

    aw man you jinxed yourself hardcore!
  • HaliosHalios Oz Join Date: 2015-11-27 Member: 209514Members
    I've learned that you can have fiery death in the convenience of your own home.

    I had my second go at making a base above the smaller safe shallows geyser. Built a foundation and room inside and connectors coming out of it. To get thermal power but without the noise. This time I built the foundation a little too low, though. So when I went down the ladder to the foundation room to go outside and place my thermal reactor.... whammo, on fire and down to 15% health.
  • blurbrerrrblurbrerrr Join Date: 2015-10-03 Member: 208281Members
    Halios wrote: »
    I've learned that you can have fiery death in the convenience of your own home.

    I had my second go at making a base above the smaller safe shallows geyser. Built a foundation and room inside and connectors coming out of it. To get thermal power but without the noise. This time I built the foundation a little too low, though. So when I went down the ladder to the foundation room to go outside and place my thermal reactor.... whammo, on fire and down to 15% health.

    haha, you basically made yourself a human oven!
  • zetachronzetachron Germany Join Date: 2014-11-14 Member: 199655Members
    So all you have to do to reapers is
    drive them into a volcano with your repulsion cannon and watch them get cooked

    ?

    Maybe it's time for the devs to give us a new meal: cooked reaper (cutting it gives you a dozen cooked tasty meat portions)
  • blurbrerrrblurbrerrr Join Date: 2015-10-03 Member: 208281Members
    zetachron wrote: »
    So all you have to do to reapers is
    drive them into a volcano with your repulsion cannon and watch them get cooked

    ?

    Maybe it's time for the devs to give us a new meal: cooked reaper (cutting it gives you a dozen cooked tasty meat portions)

    thats if you havent burnt too death like i did lol
  • CaricaCarica US Join Date: 2016-03-28 Member: 214970Members
    I just recently learned the power of thermal vents...... swam down into one very carefully after starting a new game... was finding tons of silver, gold etc etc... was getting in and out without much trouble... until I tried to go back one more time to get 1 last one.... banged on the deposit.... GOLD!! it drops, swim down and grab it before it rolls into the vent.... was really close.... hit my air bladder for quick escape but didn't wait for the vent to blow...... next thing I know I'm back in my escape pod with nothing I had gotten....... had maybe 20 silver, 10 gold.... I was going to be rich when they found me in 9..... 9.... 9.... 9.... 9.... hours! :(
  • RainstormRainstorm Montreal (Quebec) Join Date: 2015-12-15 Member: 210003Members
    Carica wrote: »
    I just recently learned the power of thermal vents...... swam down into one very carefully after starting a new game... was finding tons of silver, gold etc etc... was getting in and out without much trouble... until I tried to go back one more time to get 1 last one.... banged on the deposit.... GOLD!! it drops, swim down and grab it before it rolls into the vent.... was really close.... hit my air bladder for quick escape but didn't wait for the vent to blow...... next thing I know I'm back in my escape pod with nothing I had gotten....... had maybe 20 silver, 10 gold.... I was going to be rich when they found me in 9..... 9.... 9.... 9.... 9.... hours! :(

    lol yeah gotta hate when that happens! its a good practice for when the Inactive lava zone becomes the active lava zone! :smiley:
  • HaliosHalios Oz Join Date: 2015-11-27 Member: 209514Members
    blurbrerrr wrote: »
    haha, you basically made yourself a human oven!

    I was wondering how to sign it. 'Human oven' will do nicely.
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